Magical Marvin

I'm Magic Marvin the Magicalician I magic your marvins and I am magic marvin so I magiced my own marvin and that marvin is me magical marvin the magicalician who magics marvins like magical marvin the magicalician

[identified-meth-individual]

If Socrates was alive I would totally ask him about the ethics of dating a cat girl. Like I mean a PROPER catgirl. Would they be viewed as less intelligent? I mean you would NOT date a cate would you?

[evil--tommy]

Youve seen great grandparents. Youve seen grandparents. Youve seen dads and youve seen teens. Now, get ready for Dungeons and Daddies season 5. Babys... in Battle.

[identified-meth-individual]

Every single one of those babies is gonna die

[identified-meth-individual]

Something I have yet to see be brought up in the Deltarune community enough is the implications behind the Flowers and how they need water. It's a whole thing that the flowers will wither and die eventually in the Dark World.

If flowers need water then do the Lightners require food and water? What happens to them if they spend days even weeks in the Dark World?

I feel like this is gonna be brought up in the future chapters. I wonder if it's just the typical starve to death or would something else happen to them in the dark world?

Hell would their corpse make like a strong Darkner considering it's fresh and all that and it's no longer alive.

[tpwrtrmnky]

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

[duchessvongooseberg]

🗣️ 📢 ‼️

[evil--tommy]

If any mutuals wanna admit theyre in deep love with me, i feel likd i could take that rn

[identified-meth-individual]

Well I have been meaning to tell you something...I'm....

A [BIG SHOT]

[evil--tommy]

Going to see the odyssey! Get ready for a positive review cuz i cajt bring myself to be a hater abt anything

[evil--tommy]

Wow that sucked actually

[identified-meth-individual]

Hoe the turns have tabled

[evil--tommy]

rude

[identified-meth-individual]

SSHIT I CALLED YOU A HOE THATS A TYPO

[krispy-apples]

Do you think Kris wanted to seriously date Pink?

Yes

No

Nuance (explain in the notes)

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

[identified-meth-individual]

No but we did

[evil--tommy]

Going to see the odyssey! Get ready for a positive review cuz i cajt bring myself to be a hater abt anything

[evil--tommy]

Wow that sucked actually

[identified-meth-individual]

Hoe the turns have tabled

[vilestvillaincontest]

Vilest Villain Contest! Round 4! Part 3!

Kayne (Malevolent)

AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

Kayne art by @capesch-arts

[evil--tommy]

Havent even seen malevolent but i know this is bullshit

[vilestvillaincontest]

You haven't seen Malevolent, so how could you possibly know that?

[evil--tommy]

HIS COMPETITION IS AM?????

[identified-meth-individual]

I thought Malevolent was the Disney Movie why the hell am I seeing THE KING IN YELLOW BEING CASUALLY BROUGHT UP

[evil--tommy]

Thats malificent, hetero

[identified-meth-individual]

HEY! There's like only a 40% chance of me being heterosexual! 60% if I am being harsh

[vilestvillaincontest]

Vilest Villain Contest! Round 4! Part 3!

Kayne (Malevolent)

AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)

Remaining time: 2 days 6 hours

Kayne art by @capesch-arts

[evil--tommy]

Havent even seen malevolent but i know this is bullshit

[vilestvillaincontest]

You haven't seen Malevolent, so how could you possibly know that?

[evil--tommy]

HIS COMPETITION IS AM?????

[identified-meth-individual]

I thought Malevolent was the Disney Movie why the hell am I seeing THE KING IN YELLOW BEING CASUALLY BROUGHT UP

[hashtag-swag]

places a plate of textposts under a cardboard box being propped up with a stick

[identified-meth-individual]

When you accidentally misgender Kris so you gotta pull a Yellow and shoot yourself

[hugdog]

neurotic

pt.2 here

[meltesh28]

let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude

[satan-offical]

i um ah oh golly im no good at this…i uh…fucking hate you? ah!!! no that was mean um sorry im no good at this hate anon stuff…youre an um…,unfunny guy? er wait no she/they uh youre an unfunny girl???? unfunny they????? ah no wasnt that disrespectful uh…unfunny enby???? er er um um unfunny she/they!!!! youre an unfunny she/they and i hate you!!!!! all you offical blogs do is um reblog bait and beg and cry for notes and oh golly i really im sorry im being so mean!!! i dont mean to be a jerk please forgive me!! i dont think youre unfunn—*i get killed with a laser gun by the leader of The Hate Anon Foundation* *wait can laser guns even kill people* *i get shot with a REAL gun by The Hate Anon Foundation*

you tried your best it's okay

[loserartmajor]

okay tenna now go kill donald trump thanks

[k0nv4l10]

Pink mew mew, can you aura farm for your cousin imagine_friend?