Magical Marvin

I'm Magic Marvin the Magicalician I magic your marvins and I am magic marvin so I magiced my own marvin and that marvin is me magical marvin the magicalician who magics marvins like magical marvin the magicalician

[identified-meth-individual]

Watching Death Note has fundamentally changed me as a person. And by that I mean I just become Light Yagami in my head the second I do something mildly intelligent

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

I got no freaking curves I look like a door KILLING MYSELF 💔💔💔💔

[legalityoftheraccoons]

DO YOU WANT MY CHILD BIRTHING HIPS. I KNOW I FUCKING DONT

[evil--tommy]

hey can i have your child birthing hips

[fukuona-b0y]

I have child birthing hips TAKE THEM PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

[evil--tommy]

OH BOY! im getting so many hips today!

[fukuona-b0y]

Allllll the hips for evil-tommy

[evil--tommy]

1 reblog = one more pair of hips for me

[identified-meth-individual]

Do you mind if I get unethically sourced hips?

[arminh0o0]

:D >:)

[identified-meth-individual]

Drill Hair and Croissant Girl

[pusheen]

[identified-meth-individual]

[identified-meth-individual]

I just realized I am the exact type of person to go in my mind "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!" while dramatic music plays in the background and I start glowing yellow or some shit in my head like a glow in the dark human

[identified-meth-individual]

*Mystical tone with a bit of breathiness to it* The yearly urge to hate on March. What a lame month. I can't even remember anything in March..... March? Why don't you March on out of here you lame ass month.

[ouuiiei]

the greatest trio alive (yes ik misa and L's motivations are deeper than that but lets laugh at the hehe silly image together #joymaxxing)

[identified-meth-individual]

My ass legit read the whole essay in Lights head

[grzybowt]

I had a feeling she would grow on me as I played. I'm on ch3 now :)

[identified-meth-individual]

Good for you pal!

[evil--tommy]

Had a dream I had the nicest long hair in the world and it was beautiful

[identified-meth-individual]

If you want more hair just steal someone else's

[evil--tommy]

[identified-meth-individual]

PRAISE BE PRAISE BE! ALL MUST HARKEN FOR WE SHALT NOT BE DEPRIVED OF DELTARUNE EVERMORE! THE DELTARUNE SHALL DROP ON THE 24TH OF JUNE, TRULY A HOLY DAY FOR ALL!

[identified-meth-individual]

I feel bad for all the countries with their lame ass flags that are like at max 1 interesting colour meanwhile all the LGBTQ+ flags look fucking awesome like sorry France but homosexuals have a better flag than you and they aren't even a country

[shubidubisweets]

[identified-meth-individual]

I love making schedules and plans because then whenever I do something even slightly smart in my mind I instantly turn into Light Yagami and start maniacally laughing and monologuing about how " This is my perfect victory! " and saying I will become the god of the New World

[identified-meth-individual]

I will just be talking about going to the cinema and in my head I look like this

[evil--tommy]

Pride month. Gotta draw my faggots. #my faggots

[identified-meth-individual]

So you're doing a self portrait then

[dissecnalyst]

Guess what I saw:

SLEEP, ALONE

SLEEP.

ALONE.

SLEEP ALONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️

[imsocooltrusttt]

@aspecmemesdaily

[aspecmemesdaily]

Day 731

[fandomsfan1]

I saw 'money' and 'die'

:/

[evil--tommy]

Tiddies!!

Pregnant...

[identified-meth-individual]

I'M GOING TO BE DROWNED IN MY SLEEP THIS HORRIBLE

[identified-meth-individual]

I love making schedules and plans because then whenever I do something even slightly smart in my mind I instantly turn into Light Yagami and start maniacally laughing and monologuing about how " This is my perfect victory! " and saying I will become the god of the New World

[identified-meth-individual]

Do you ever just think of some of the funniest shit ever and then you go to type it out and your like.... Wait a second.... this is the stupidest thing I have ever thought