Yam noodles minus the yam

I did, in my head

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Things we said #1

“Are you laughing at my brick consumption?”

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Things We Overheard #9

“Name ONE situation ice cream can’t improve.”

“...obesity.” 

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Things We Overheard #8

“I just realized- Santa gives naughty kids coal to warm their heart!” 

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Things We Overheard #7

“You cannot judge a muffin by its predecessors.”

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Things We Overheard #6

“I’m a God!”

“You don’t even believe in God.” 

“No, but I do believe in myself.” 

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Things We Overheard #5

“Wait, how do you even get cookies in your nose?”

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Things We Overheard #4

“There’s no wrong answer unless you’re not right.” 

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Things We Overheard #3

“I slipped

And I tripped

And I fell on my head

And all of the children

Thought that I was dead.”

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Things We Overheard #2

“No thank you; I don’t like coke.”

“Is pepsi okay?”

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Things We Overheard #1

“The thrill of debate - first in the courtroom, then in the Teen After School Program.” 

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Yam: If I ever get a cat, I'm going to feed it Two burritos, just to one-up him.

Noodle: Why?

Yam: Cause life is a competition and I need to win.

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Hello, this is admin Yam and this is admin Noodle

and we did it in our head

(mostly in my head but Yam’s head was there too, I guess)