I'm no different.

I'm just another under-achieving, overly-intelligent, white teenage boy from the suburbs.

[shipsstartshooting]

[mrscarrieann]

I just died omg omg omg

[aduhm-deactivated20150428]

Beyonce puts her 1 year old daughter who can not speak yet on her album but not her sister with a struggling music career

[chaoticdumbitch]

*incredulous voice* mERRY CHRISTMAS????? WHAT ABOUT PIPPIN CHRISTMAS?????  

[emthroney]

#YES BUT WHAT ABOUT SECOND CHRISTMAS

[christianvillacillo]

I would like to say to those who think of my pictures as serene, whether on friendship or mere observation, that I have imprisoned the most utter violence in every inch of their surface.

Mark Rothko (via niallmcclelland)

[idiocractic]

boy: shit baby you're so wet already

girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something

[le-mercredi-nous-portons-du-rose]

[fuckboyjared-deactivated2014112]

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

[youngstero]

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

[yugoslavic]

[putagridonit]

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

[fabled-foreigntongues-deactivat]

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

[eloise-t-g]

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought

no, let them suffer

[oodmoodfood]

i’m suffering

[tingletanglebob-deactivated2017]

brilliant

[walkingsaladshooterfromheaven]

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.

(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)

Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

[gerrykeay]

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

[strangehorse]

oh my fucking god

this is adorable

[whaddupd0e14-deactivated2014092]

I’m American

and I get this 

[elderlydog]

I love this so much but I love the comments more

[areuacop-deactivated20170902]

[officialjeffgoldblum]

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

[natawhat]

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

[pretendplaytime-blog]

[ohalice666-deactivated20170405]

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

[theguilteaparty]

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[idiocractic]

"Fuuuck I'm stoned as" "That's because you just had THE nuggiest cone haha" *uncontrollable stoner laughing*

[pixvl-deactivated20140217]

[alexrbaker-deactivated20200116]

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

[kasthamandap]

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

[raquayza-blog]

did you major in booty math

[kinkydonuts]

No, I studied Asstronomy

[notres]

Anon