Hello.

I'm Christina and you're absolutely lovely. 23, mummy, England 🤘🏽

[heartbreakandhumor]

[sketchshark]

A well meaning cat.

(I am doing a series of comics about this toad’s interactions with other animals)

[30-minute-memes]

And they act shocked when you talk to them in the same tone.

[umbridge-against-shipping]

[shacklesburst]

oh i’m loving this already

[lizclimo]

[stolentweets]

[tealfruit]

I’m making bread

[tealfruit]

bread boys

[tealfruit]

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

[tealfruit]

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

[theshitneyspears]

“What are your 2019 goals?”

[henycavil]

[legalizevore]

my dad guillermo laying it out

[terror-billie]

His table is piled high with food he will never touch but he will kill you for taking the smallest morsel, even if you are starving

shit how did I completely miss the point of this part

[martunamajor]

Also, his eyes aren’t in his head. They’re in his hands. He only sees what he reaches for, what he desires, what he wants.

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

[the-real-ted-cruz]

what level of woke

[priestessamy]

Guillermo del Toro is a fucking artist and he knows what he’s doing. I love that man

[wombshaker]

Y’all see a fat woman and suddenly everyone is a cardiologist. Shut the fuck up.

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[luxury-loki]

Tony: “When I drift off I will dream about you. It’s always been you.” 

Thor: *sat alone because he’s lost everything* 

Nat: *on the brink of tears* 

Bruce: *nearly crying at pictures of Shuri and Peter* 

Steve: *Actually crying* 

Me:

[irnstrange]

*Avengers End Game trailer summed up for those who haven’t seen it yet*

Tony: *dying*

Steve: *crying*

Natasha: *worried*

Bruce: *hurting*

Thor: *mad*

Nebula: *sad*

Clint: *depressed*

The Fandom: *stressed*

Scott fucking Lang: LETS GET THIS BREAD FOLKS!!!!

[quinnedleson]

Writing a historical novel means knowing how far they can travel on a horse, This is good info right here.

(via Pinterest)

[amorphousblob]

Who is traveling on a pigeon?????

[smolidan-blog]

not on a pigeon, mailing by pigeon

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[kitsurou]

my brother just called me from the toilet??

“em this gonna be weird but i just sat down on the toilet and then james called and hes on the doorstep. could you let him in? beware, he’s dressed as freddie mercury,”

its 2am

[kitsurou]

why

[demareth]

Friendship