Sweet baby Rays

married to @temporalobes <3 20 It looks cooler on the website

[idiotburgerpants]

natural habitat? of the idiot burger!

ryan + 20y/o + he/him (transmasc)

I really love my wife @temporalobes and i like making fun things and weird art ^-^

sometimes 18+ content, please be advised!

more below the break!

my nekoweb (FLASH AND EYESTRAIN WARNING!)

Other Info About ME!

I don't really have a DNI. Anti censorship but discourse around that stuff is stupid. No trigger warnings except in the tags so if you have something blocked you won’t see it but otherwise we ball. if I don't like you I'll block you. If you don't like me you should also block me. Or unfollow me or whatever genuinely do not worry about it!! I don’t think of this with much weight. Lettuce all curate our own experience. I also get embarrassed and delete my own posts a lot. My opinions also change and evolve a lot.

Tags

#idiotburgerart- art I made

#idiotburgerresources- my web resources/graphics

#idiotburgerthoughts- thoughts I have

#idiotburgertw- anything I post that has to do with either nsfw or what I would consider triggering content

#idiotburgerfic- fics I wrote

[fxa]

[transfemme-shelterdog]

For those who haven't seen Breaking Bad, this is 100% canon, as someone who has seen this show several times.

The only thing that isn't accurate is the frame with all the money. Walt doesn't pay for it in cash but rather with a cheque for a bank account in Belize as it's way too much work and way too suspicious to pay $50k in $100 bills.

But yeah, this actually happened.

[dirkedup]

[byjove]

no piece of teen media has ever accurately depicted the quiet psychological warfare of bullying. bullies on TV are always dumb brutes and not the evil geniuses of emotional manipulation that they are in real life. being given a wedgie and having your lunch money stolen is nothing in comparison to a classmate quietly creating a taboo against speaking to you that they intend to enforce against all the other kids. it’s nothing like continuous cutting comments from people you thought were being nice to you. that way that the work of one kid can make you feel like every person on earth silently hates you and that you are dirty, disgusting, worthless, creepy and useless. that you can have friends but many of them will not speak to you at school for fear of the social consequences on their end. how that damage lasts in any social setting for the rest of your life

[byjove]

you can’t even “tell a trusted adult” because you cannot begin to articulate the thousands of small transgressions you’ve experienced building to the horror of knowing your peers would like you dead. they don’t have to say it or hurt you physically. they have other ways of letting you know they’d prefer if you were worm food

[catasters]

[idiotburgerpants]

hello doctor plz let me get top surgery despite my obese you want to send my referral to a surgeon soo bad please please please i want to be comfortable in my Body systems. please reply. 🐾🐾

[theartsofrust]

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

[eletenshi]

[asssdirector]

[s22gut]

sorry for no art im depressed kinda

[ra1nysnowdrop]

don't stop dancing little kaito

[wewrutuwertrer]

jerma's cutest spore creatures

[stickandthorn]

I’d die on the hill that “stranger danger” is a deeply unhelpful mentality to have. “Ooooh everyone is out to get me they’re all gonna perpetrate harm that’s actually more likely to come from someone I already know. I better never talk to anyone in my community who I don’t already know, just to be safe. I’m sure there are no other biases interwoven with this mentality” like oh my god human traffickers do not just randomly spawn in every parking lot. You don’t have to go solo hitchhiking across the country but you also don’t have to live in fear that every guy on the street is the knife man who’s gonna get you. Like have situational awareness, yeah. But most of the time the guy on the street is not knife man he’s actually just a guy on the street and he’s probably pretty chill, and you’re driving yourself crazy by living in a constant state of unnecessary fear.

[ot3]

its crazy how many people but more specifically mostly men out there are so solipsistic that they can't imagine that beauty actually is subjective. like they just assume that features they find appealing are by default just innately more beautiful on an objective quantifiable metric.

[digbydigbydigbydigby]

finally finished my ducky....

[albva]