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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life
a gem, this is a god damn gem
How the Moon Signs’ touch feels like
Aries Moon: It feels like a spark on your skin, electrifying, like they share their energy with you. Extremely friendly, it feels warm, like an old friend touching you, who you’ve known for all your life. Familiar even if unfamiliar, a warm fire warming you up.
Taurus Moon: Like a gentle smile from a mentor, like a reassuring touch from your best friend, this moon sign’s touch makes anyone feel at home, comforted. Like a warm blanket wrapping around you, this touch is gentle, but also firm, like a mother’s.
Gemini Moon: So common, yet so special, this touch feels mischevious, like a touch made after a joke. You can’t help but smile, you feel the closeness and the hidden meaning behind the touch. You know that touch is only for you.
Cancer Moon: A gentle hand holding yours, you feel at peace. Every touch feels like a small kiss, you can feel the warmth and gentleness in every action. It feels like harmony when your skin touches and it feels like it’ll all be over once it ends.
Leo Moon: Warm, affirmative, it’s like a gentle, big hand pushing your shoulder, but there’s also something incredibly romantic behind it. A predator protecting its partner, you can’t help but feel safe and loved.
Virgo Moon: A gentle, shy touch, but also determined. A quick touches here and there, it’s anxious, unsure, but you can feel the kind love and selflessness behind it. Like music dancing over your skin, it slowly grows more sure, more energetic and grasps your soul.
Libra Moon: It’s a touch that mirrors yours, like it’s specifically designed for you, yet it has its own unique charm that captures your senses and seduces you, makes you feel lightheaded and happy.
Scorpio Moon: Like a sensual snake dancing around you, this touch is uncommon, maybe unsure, but it’s breathtaking. You can feel the passion dancing in the person’s heart and the determination to show love, but also seduce, an endless mystery opening up, softer than you expected.
Sagittarius Moon: Like the pat on the shoulder of a friend, it’s a friendly gesture, open to all, showing love to all. Even if careless, it’s gentler than you expected, a touch that makes you think about it for the rest of the day.
Capricorn Moon: A romantic, all-consuming touch, arms wrapped all around you, keeping you safe and protected. Soft and a bit clingy, this touch feels like a gentle summer breeze wrapping around you or a romantic night under the sky, making your skin feel on fire.
Aquarius Moon: A best friend’s hug, making both of you forget the fighting and the crying. So unique and uncommon, you can’t help but smile when you feel it, feeling like it’s only for you. Even if the touch is small, the meaning behind it is great.
Pisces Moon: Like a soft lullaby singing you to sleep, like a dream pulling you in, it’s dreamy and sensual. It shyly embraces your whole body, putting you into a trance, only concentrating on this sensation, pulling in all your senses, a romantic love song.
tom holland starred in billy elliot on stage, still dances ballet a lot, confidently said he’d fuck thor, is soft around puppies and kids all the time, talks about getting emotional/crying without making it seem like a bad thing or a big deal, and dressed in this
while dancing to rihanna, and i just love him a lot for it, ok? i’m glad this is the guy that little boys growing up now will see playing spiderman. you go on rejecting toxic masculinity, tom.
I will NEVER stop reblogging this. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
I’ll just leave this here and wait for Aquachan to tag them
because I’m too sleepy, bye.
- pisces.
Honestly something that bothers me more than most things is having my compassion mistaken for naivety.
I know that another fish might eat this bullfrog right after I spend months rehabilitating it.
I know that turning a beetle back onto its legs won’t save it from falling over again when I walk away.
I know that there is no cosmic reward waiting for my soul based on how many worms I pick off a hot sidewalk to put into the mud, or how many times I’ve helped a a raccoon climb out of a too-deep trashcan.
I know things suffer, and things struggle, and things die uselessly all day long. I’m young and idealistic, but I’m not literally a child. I would never judge another person for walking by an injured bird, for ignoring a worm, or for not really caring about the fate of a frog in a pond full of, y’know, plenty of other frogs.
There is nothing wrong with that.
But I cannot cannot cannot look at something struggling and ignore it if I may have the power to help.
There is so much bad stuff in this world so far beyond my control, that I take comfort in the smallest, most thankless tasks. It’s a relief to say “I can help you in this moment,” even though they don’t understand.
I don’t need a devil’s advocate to tell me another fish probably ate that frog when I let it go, or that the raccoon probably ended up trapped in another dumpster the next night.
I know!!!! I know!!!!!!! But today I had the power to help! So I did! And it made me happy!
So just leave me alone alright thank u!!!!
THIS.
I heard a story about this, a parable I guess.
There was a big storm and a ton of starfish were washed onto the beach, stranded much further up than they could get back and beginning to bake in the post-storm sunshine. A little girl was walking down the beach, picking up starfish and throwing them back into the sea. Some guy comes up and asks her what she’s doing. “Saving the starfish,” she says.
He looks around at the huge beach and the hundreds of starfish, and says “You can’t possibly save them all. I’m afraid you’re not gonna make much of a difference.”
She throws another starfish back into the ocean, and replies “It made a difference to that one.”
Yeah, I mean, we know we can’t change all the things. But have you ever noticed how much better life is when you’re around people who change things when they can?
Kindness is a choice. Even if it’s small, it’s worth it.
This is what I’m talking about, when I say that kindness and compassion do not equate with ignorance, stupidity, or naivety. Being cynical does not make someone more intelligent or more worldly.
Kindness is not weakness.
Kindness is brave. Especially when you also know that your kindness might not be returned, may even be met with anger or cruelty. It’s reaching out with an open hand, knowing that it’s just as likely to be bitten as it is to be held.
Kindness is hard. If you can’t find it in yourself to be kind, then fine. But don’t make it more difficult for those that can.
Reminds me so much of mini-prinz and his tales of picking up snails off the sidewalk 😊
completely random thoughts about the moon signs
ARIES: firecrackers. will blow up in five seconds and be calm in two. actually incredibly sweet, just also incredibly naive. somehow has their own sort of shady wisdom. will hold the door for people unless they’re walking slow.
TAURUS: soft like silk. does not care about what you’ve done even if they look like they’re judging you. cares about the small things in life. will call you just to talk about whatever. typical green thumbs.
GEMINI: will read past their bedtime. will do anything past their bedtime. actual sweethearts, but with moodswings. so damn funny. always down to go see a movie with you.
CANCER: doesn’t cry at sad movies. internalizes everything. won’t reveal anything about themselves, unless it makes them look good. enjoys a wide variety of food, at all hours of the day.
LEO: high key the most dramatic, but they’ll deny it. wants to talk about themselves all the time, but also the best listeners because they really do care. big hair.
VIRGO: really cares about the aesthetic. will make jokes to ease tension. big huggers, even if they’re awkward about it. notices the details. will win you over with their charm.
LIBRA: will deny they’re upset. organizing as a way of relaxation. wanting people to laugh at them or interact with them. changing their schedules to fit other people in. holding hands as an art form.
SCORPIO: always thinking they’ve found “the one.” highkey romantic. will call you out on your bullshit. doesn’t care if they come across as rude. acts cold but is really very soft and sensitive deep inside.
SAGITTARIUS: spontaneity. will always say thanks. total sweeties. just down for the ride. will make you laugh harder than you’ve ever laughed, for no obvious reason. they’re not even that funny.
CAPRICORN: more of a relaxed, chill attitude about life than expected. will take you “shopping” but spend everything on themselves. will smile at strangers. wants people to respect them.
AQUARIUS: literally the biggest goofballs ever. you probably won’t ever see them cry — they cry, just not around you. really wants to trust others and be trusted in return. they feel responsible for the future.
PISCES: so awkward but so smart. either intensely cares about someone/something or doesn’t give one shit. really receptive to others and their environment. will pet random dogs.
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This professor gets extra credit.