Just an idiot with wifi..

[spectrealenko]

me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.

[superorganza]

this is the content i signed up for

[itsagifnotagif]

[icachondeo]

[extremelycursedimages-moved]

[pochowek]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[kimbasprite]

[craigzlist]

everyone's 👏 making 👏 posts 👏 like 👏 this 👏 i 👏 want 👏 to 👏 feel 👏 included 👏 i 👏 love 👏 attention 👏👏👏

[tupacabra]

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

[notchicken]

this was me and my twin prom night 

thank you for the text post

[notchicken]

another year, another disappointment  

[notchicken]

finally 

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

I like that their family can’t decide what to do with the red vases.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

[kefkaspallazzo]

[idiotwithwifi]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[artdusktea]

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

[quinn-fabray]

[untame]

[startoursflight1401]

When one gif in the set won’t load

[idiotwithwifi]

seriously considering getting a horrible tattoo on my ass purely so I can go on Tattoo Fixers and get Jay Hutton to touch my butt 

[totalariana]

When his dick little but he put that work in