Instead of What I Should Be Doing

Oh the things I could and should be doing at this very moment in time, but I am not...

[escuerzoresucitado]

cuddling

[quark-nova-deactivated20260116]

Important addition:

[charlesoberonn]

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

[charlesoberonn]

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

[zennistrad]

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

[zennistrad]

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That's the Offspring.

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[duragdaddy]

[beardedmrbean]

[rainbow-reilly]

I'm generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they'll come back wrong.

Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.

[boozegeoisie]

Tags pass peer review, etc, because they SO perfectly capture the spirit of the show.

[touhouweed]

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

[man-door-hand-hook-car-doorsblog]

You know how when you use a bendy straw you pull the bendy part up before you bend it? I want someone to do that to my spine.

[brightlotusmoon]

[iosonomer-blog]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

You cannot possibly guess where this is going

[mxtr3ssquickly]

I ain't even ashamed how many times I watched this.

[bellatrixobsessed1]

Lmao this is the content I am here for.

[peppermintsticks]

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh, I love this an inordinate amount.

This guy covers children's songs in the style of various artists, and he's incredible.

I'm weirdly emotional about it?

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

This is amazing!

[atlinmerrick]

Wow wow wow wow.

[transfaguette]

hate that english makes you say things like "that that" and "do do"

[monemin]

yeah. hate that that's something i do do sometimes

[transfaguette]

im screaming and crying and throwing up

[hyrude]

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

[kyraneko]

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

[alwaysbewoke]

Ummm....

[iamverity]

My goth fem hero 

[moonfaery]

Goth as fuck

[fluffy-raccoon-artist]

All hail the queen of goth!

[titkoks]

[hopefulnerd25]

I love frisbee

[roxydemi]

That’s no frisbee, that’s a boomerang

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

this is the worst that anyone's ever done at bowling, we are so lucky to have it caught on video

[thundergrace]

Just a couple of dudes reminding you that Aldis Hodge is, in fact, the sexiest man alive. In addition to being a horologist, he's also a painter and a violinist. He also went to school for architecture.

[eleivelui-deactivated20230224]

[idjits-and-balls]

Anon, whomst? Why here?