a wasp that makes you gay

Sid / 30s / UK

[alternis]

i keep forgetting pinned posts are a thing. i should make a pinned post.

[alternis]

wash your hair this, take your meds that... Floss Your Teeth. an underrated part of bodily maintenance. you Will feel better!

[spore-carrier]

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

[dostoyevsky-official]

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

[aqueerkettleofish]

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[fandaniel]

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

[alternis]

thank you ancient mexican farmers for cultivating corn. up there with soybeans and brassica for culinary versatility.

[sun-moon-talia]

dc comic headquarters trying to run now that they don’t have rco and can’t remember what happened in their own comics

[sun-moon-talia]

its already begun…

[pitbolshevik]

some of you would be a lot happier if you didn't use 4chan words

[hungwy]

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

[sugoiney-weaver]

Each state gets to decide how their state is represented in Congress

This has been a common method for a long time in some states

The idea is that a Senator's sibling/spouse/parent/child knows their intentions and policies better than a political rival or a random person would. It's a pretty good way to prevent political assassinations tbh

[prizedpesto]

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

[beesmygod]

lmfao i am too old to be reading posts from people sincerely pissed off that their art keeps getting comparisons to one of the modern masters of illustration. oh poor baby. that must be so hard

[beesmygod]

"i hate when people compare me to other artists" your audience likely lacks the vocabulary to articulate what those similarities are and why they resonate with the art bc arts education has been in the toilet for 60 years. they are complimenting you using language available to them under a framework unique to their personal experiences. what you want is a collection of dolls with a pull string you can use to elicit specific praises.

you gotta have some grace lol

[beesmygod]

its been long enough now i can say the artist who the person who spurred this post was freaking out over being compared to was yoshitaka amano. can you imagine lmfao

[willgrahamscock]

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[callali1y]

no sex before you're tumblr mutuals #abstinence

[callali1y]

sex is between a tumblr mutual and another tumblr mutual. anything else is a SIN

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[batavias]

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now