shush

the spider is sleeping

[ruinedchildhood]

Mean Girls (2004)

[brainscrewz]

and he's very proud of that!

[shencomix]

[animatedtext]

[wolfderolfe]

i had a vision last night that absolutely ruined me. a bra, but it’s overalls. denim with the straps you have to tie and everything. but it’s a bra!

[wolfderolfe]

overbralls

[animatedtext]

[datewithanarsonist]

yes

[ultimate-shit-poster-deactivate]

yes.

[firefox-official]

god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

[firefox-official]

the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking

[firefox-official]

me: “i’d like a toothpick please.”

god, probably: “great! that’ll be 18 dollars.”

me: “sounds about right. here’s my entire wallet”

[memehumor]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

[avecesfui-deactivated20200518]

[devildaisies]

[unclefather]

[kittydesade]

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

[del3141]

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

[fallenangelvictorious]

Shopkeeper: ALL OF THESE THINGS? CURSED!!! THAT LAMP? CURSED! THAT NEXKLACE? CURSED!! THAT DOLL? CURSED

Me, pulling on elbow length black velvet gloves that occasionally open all their eyes to look at me: Yeah well so is my exsistance so either add me to the collection or give me a discount because I’m buying this shit in bulk.

I’m added to the collection and our wedding rings are what sunk the Titanic.

[incorrect-doctorwho]

y’all ever just think about how the Doctor is a literal genius but also the dumbest person at any given moment??? like Nine really went: ‘hmm…I have one chance to impress Rose and convince her to travel with me…all of time and space at my disposal…I shall take her to watch the destruction of Earth! fAnTAStiC!!’ And like. legitimately thought that would be fun for her? to watch her planet burn??? Which is already a Doctor Dumbass™️ move but when you think about the fact that he does it while actively mourning the destruction of his own planet!! That’s Peak Dumbass, my dudes

[missys-deactivated20210102]

The Runaway Bride

[deirdreskye]

[no-x-in-nixon]

I feel extremely blessed that I can’t name a single one of these rantsonas.

[iloveeverybee-deactivated202009]

What-sonas???

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I like the dragon’s design

[new-bitch-who-dis]

[eggorf]

i knew they were bad but that FLOORED me

[luidilovins]

Isnt the wolf from that video on why we should bring child labor back?

[placeholdername69]

Which wolf

[luidilovins]

Wait im wrong

this is the child labor guy

[admiralparallax]

Isnt that blue wolf the one who made “The benefits of incest” video

[luidilovins]

Oh my god you’re right

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[hm3-finnbarlaabs-deactivated202]

[itistimetodisappear]

So my pet pufferfish transitioned today

I know lions are usually the example used to debunk the whole ‘being trans makes no biological sense’ agrument but please let me introduce another trans animal, the pea pufferfish

Bee here, (as pictured before transition) was female for the longest time. Females have white bellies. But one day I woke up and boom, bee had a black stripe down their belly, a sure sign of a Male fish.

Turns out pea puffers actually change sex depending on their social environment. In fact, they’re sexless when young and can develope into males, females and anything in between. Some even remain sexless.

I’ve only had bee for about three weeks. In the shop, bee was surrounded by other puffers. The ratio of males to females caused bee produce a lot of feminine hormone, and so bee became female at maturity. But bee lives alone in my tank now. And without others around him, he produced Male hormone and is now Male!!!!

Congrats little man 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[sorrynotsorrybi]

Fucking superb, you funky little trans puffer

[julielilac]

Good Omens scenes that immediately made me think of Doctor Who. Part 1.

[snommelp]

[zombierightsadvocate]

Someone: hires a woman

Men: “THIS IS LITERAL OPRESSION”

[spacemonkeyg78]

The automatic assumption that recruiting women equals hiring less qualified people is some serious sexism at work.

[nilesfreeman]

When I tell straight people I’m a lesbian and they say something like “oh! I have a lesbian friend, I bet you’d like her!”

You are being grossly stereotypical by assuming that I would like your friend just because we’re both lesbians

Please introduce me to your lesbian friend