Not-So Subtle Innuendo

please get the bees out of my ass. 26M. minors dont follow. @sceptilezone

[shithowdy]

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

[shithowdy]

loon :)

[shithowdy]

i painted my loon :)

[3000s]

they hate each other.

[barin-mclegg]

hey bestie you forgot the poll

[3000s]

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[barin-mclegg]

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

[3000s]

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

[3000s]

would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

[beemovieerotica]

[cannibalchicken]

*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*

[trapny]

This is literally the plot of a Garfield comic strip

[furry-fey]

can we talk about the fact that they even named him bandit? that is a gay porn name if I've ever heard one

[furry-fey]

in case anyone is unclear who I'm talking about

artist is kninkyjar, and they are very good at drawing bandit thirst traps

[furry-fey]

and I guess while I'm sharing some of my fave bandit bara I should also include this classic by starlimisky. I particularly appreciate how he still retains some of his square shape in this one

ugh I misspelled kinkyjar in the original post. oh well, the link still works

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[whats-a-bear]

bitch i've been sexualizing scar since before i knew what sex is

[hab1bi-deactivated20180612]

what do straight boys blog about ?

[drakebarmitzva]

[wontter]

We can shoot the sad stuff about how bad everything in Echo is, or we can go against the grain and be happy. I say, let's be really happy.

[p2ep]

Well i think the short guy should top

[makesoneteam]

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

[pochayun]

would you like to share with the class 🤔

[makesoneteam]

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

[mercury-mage]

would you like to unshare with the class

[remight]

They are going places

insp:

[pinkpink0]

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

[moviemeatloaf]

Climate change.

[kosmogrl]

[bestfurryhusband]

Samburr over on blooskrr

[catasters]

[beardedmrbean]

One of these days I'm gonna give in to the temptation

[kilgorezouzou]

Zouzou loves this blueberry box