je me sens beaucoup

black. queer. fluid. she/they. 23.

[goldcoasthoney]

I’ve made peace with past versions of me so you cannot use them against my present self

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[makeuphall]

[cute-st]

More chocolate pls! (@berniciaboateng)

[myvirgomoon-deactivated20200814]

moodboard for @xgaaabi 🙌🏽

[basementdemo]

when lorde said pretty girls dont know the things that i know and when lorde said i care for myself the way i used to care about you and when lorde said ill see the veins of my city like they do in space and when lorde said give the bruises out like gifts and when lorde said we were wild and fluorescent come home to my heart and when lorde said im locking up everyone who ever laid a finger on me and when lorde said do you even wanna go free? let me in the ring ill show you what that big word means

[lakemichiganbaby-deactivated202]

womanhood is like. *has a dream about being stalked* *has a complicated relationship with ur mother* *writes poetry in the notes app* *is antagonized purposely by male coworker* *looks in the mirror for a long time* *shares knowing looks with ur female friends* *shares everything w your female friends* *has a dream about your mothers trauma* *shares trauma with every woman alive* *avoids looking in the mirror*

[idk-somename]

I feel attacked

[catgirlpresident]

[yournewapartment]

Adulting Posts

Adulting 101: The post that started it all! Discount cards, xmas lights, and general food advice.

Adulting 102: Cacti, electric bills, and some inexpensive cleaning advice.

Adulting 103: Peeing after sex, chalkboard paint, and why you need scented trash bags in your life.

Adulting 104: Electric bill budgets, lint drawers, and why mixed greens are more trouble than they’re worth.

Adulting 105: Paper bills, Yankee Candles, and where to purchase postage stamps.

Adulting 106: Scented tampons, dishwasher pods, and why you should live next to a fire department.

Adulting 107: Command hooks, inexpensive bathroom decor, and why organic cucumbers are overrated. 

Adulting 108: An Adulting post dedicated entirely to apartment hunting!

Adulting 109: Cleaning your shower head, condiments, and why you should never buy Dollar Store paper towels.

Adulting 110: Food hygiene, Airborne, and automatic payment advice.

[stream]

Hasan Minhaj testifies before Congress on the student loan crisis

[sugar-salt-n-spice]

okay but imagine little morgan yelling to tony about there being a spider in her tent thing so tony comes out to take care of it, and instead of there being a little spider or something there’s peter sitting there, surprising tony and pepper with visiting them from college

[tiktokarchive]

[Spoken with fuzzy audio]: You guys are still using iPhones? [clicks multiple times to zoom in] Pathetic.

[boyofzoot]

one time i hit one of my plugs up like “aye im tryna cop a pack” and then i get a text back saying “this is his girl, he’s in jail” i was almost on the verge of tears. I was absolutely frustrated, he was my best weedman. then i get another text right after saying “i can still serve you, he needs bail money. what you need?” and honestly…that’s real love if I ever seen it. it really touched my heart 

[littlecombjelly]

,,,, i love to have fun

[i8yurcookie]

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

[i8yurcookie]

[idk-somename]

Never not repost

[cursed-kat-images]

[lolzzz42069]

IM DEAD NOW CAUSE I COULDNT GET ANY AIR

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!