Idkhow2usethis @idkhow2usethis - Tumblr Blog

roslips

Anybody else thinking about dick?

cocoanobutter

All the time

bustanutsquash-deactivated20170

oh, well being an asexual i ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.

roslips

Literally no one asked

regularbread

she sayin dick ain’t real?

theseeds4life-deactivated202302

Find more Seeds of Inspiration, Encouragement, and Wisdom HERE

idkhow2usethis

@istudypastmybedtime quote by stif no?

psych2go

For more posts like these, go visit psych2go

Psych2go features various psychological findings and myths. In the future, psych2go attempts to include sources to posts for the for the purpose of generating discussions and commentaries. This will give readers a chance to critically examine psychology.

xhba

third base is when he sees u cry for the first time

meetyourbrain-blog

brianttran-deactivated20120224

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

ovod0se

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

whatgracelikes-deactivated20190

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

ameriagrae

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

larryismyhallelujah-blog

goddamn it

lollie-pond-deactivated20150728

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

steampoweredplayer

Koop

twirliest

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

nathanvj

1.4 almost ps not risking it

queenprotein-deactivated2016012

Fuck this post

i-likethesummer-rain

2.5 million notes I hate myself

froot-lupul

I reblogged this twice now

insidethe99-blog

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021

Not taking a fucking chance

OH FOR

gotta reblog srry

AMA NOO

Well damn

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

hiddlesherethereeverywhere

THIS IS IMPORTANT

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now).

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes.

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that.

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is.

titenoute

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

thelovejournals

I’m in love with you because you make me feel safe. It sounds corny and vague. People always talk about feeling safe with someone and you wonder what it even means. I still don’t really know. All I know is that when I’m with you, I feel like I’m clutching a giant thing of pepper spray or reliving a moment of being carried to bed by my parents when I was five years old and fell asleep in front of the television. All day long, I can feel fragile, like a raw nerve, and when I come home to you, it’s like I just put on the thickest winter coat and installed bulletproof windows in my apartment. ‘Honey, I’m home…and no longer terrified.

Ryan O’Connell, This is Why I’m in Love With You (via thelovejournals)

thelovejournals

Why is it so hard to articulate love yet so easy to express disappointment?

Kaui Hart Hemmings, The Descendants (via wordsnquotes)

thelovejournals

When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it.

Caitlyn Siehl, Literary Sexts: A Collection of Short & Sexy Love Poems (via wordsnquotes)

@istudypastmybedtime You are my life <3 I love you

thequotejournals

It feels good to think about you when I’m warm in bed. I feel as if you’re curled up there beside me, fast asleep. And I think how great it would be if it were true.

Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via thequotejournals)

beyonceblockedme2

thelovejournals

I want to talk with you forever. I remember every word you’ve ever said to me. If only I could visit you as a foreigner goes into a new country, learn the language of you, wander past all borders into every private and secret place, I would stay forever. I would become a citizen of you. You would say it’s too soon to feel this way. You would ask how I could be so certain. But some things can’t be measured by time. Ask me an hour from now. Ask me a month from now. A year, ten years, a lifetime. The way I love you will outlast every calendar, clock, and every toll of every bell that will ever be cast.

Lisa Kleypas, A Wallflower Christmas (via wordsnquotes)

@istudypastmybedtime