jacket bauer @idkhowbutimgayer - Tumblr Blog

Okay time to make an actual pinned

Hi, my name's Jacket, or Mikey

Pronouns are ey/em + aqua/aquum

Anyway this is my main, for more specific blogs go check:

@mikeythesleepdeprivedwriter - writing blog

@thesmpisonfire - mcyt sideblog

@girlfailjermfitzgerald - horror media sideblog

Everything else is in this blog and its a scrambled mess <3 thanks for coming

monchursouls

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

sasuke-offical

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

has anyone else noticed that its awesome to have an anthropomorphic animal representation of yourself that you can draw in situations

yellow-cat

sorry

#the little dog/ferret/rat that is me strikes again

lore-pellegrini

it was a pleasure being Mexican with you guys

cookiethebirddoll

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

lesvegas

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

lesvegas

literally how it feels

draconym

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

skyrigel

anchovy

Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣

nikoco11

no, i haven't heard back from them. have you?

healiing

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

the-big-mood

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

reblogmonstah

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

tinyyellowflowers-blog

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

sun-ni-day

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

7-inches-of-satanic-panic

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life