SLEEPLESS YOUTH

Heres to being SHARKS. DON'T FALL ASLEEP. || Indie RP blog for SAM from RT's DAY 5 ||

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           why would you cнooѕe me?                                                        nobody else ever did.                

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☔: my muses reaction to opening their front door and seeing yours drenched in rain

⚡: how my muse calms yours in a lightening storm while they’re pulled over on the side of the road

☆: my muse comforting yours while they get a tattoo

☏: my muse’s reaction to getting a phone call from the hospital about your muse

☯: what my muse says to yours after they haven’t spoken for five hours since a fight

✏: my muse’s letter to yours that they left after they passed away

⚰: my muse’s reaction to watching yours die from afar

✿: my muse’s reaction to leaving a cut on your muse’s body

♒: my muse’s reaction to finding your muse bruised and beaten on their doorstep

⚈: my muse’s reaction to finding drugs in your muse’s handbag

✺: my muse protecting yours from a sleaze at the club

☠: my muse’s reaction to being told that your muse is missing, and presumed dead

☺: my muse finding yours on the side of the road, hours away from home

✖: the last thing my muse says to yours before leaving for good

⌛: the voicemail my muse leaves on your phone when your muse hasn’t been heard from for the fifth night this week

☕: my muse comforting yours after the death of a loved one

⚱: my muse’s reaction to waking up to yours muse, beaten by mine, but my muse has no recollection of the night before

☉: my muse’s reaction to finding yours in a public bathroom, drugged and almost unconscious

SPECIFY WHICH MUSE ON MINE AND YOUR BEHALF

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popular text posts + ask memes

❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

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Oh yeah before I forget to mention it, I’m working on a Day 5-esque playlist. If anyone wants to take a listen heres where you can find it. I’d love to hear some feedback on it though! God knows I’ll be adding more as I think of songs or just hear them that remind me of the cast or episodes. <3

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Four Word . Prompts

“Please, come with me.”

“You’re always number one.”

“I can’t do this.”

“I won’t let you.”

“Maybe I’m just crazy.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“Honestly, just stop it.”

“I believe in you.”

“Don’t be an ass.”

“Who were you with?”

“Please talk to me.”

“I can’t trust you.”

“I need you, though.”

“Don’t be fucking rude.”

“Is that my shirt?”

“So, it was you.”

“I need to go.”

“Just stay with me.”

“You can trust me.”

“Alright, I love you.”

“I’m sorry, but no.”

“Will you help me?”

“You’re a terrible cook.”

“Can you shut up!?”

“You love me, right?”

“I really need you.”

“I don’t love you.”

“I’m not doing this.”

“I really need you.”

“You don’t want me.”

“Let me help you.”

“You’re such a bitch.”

“I can’t do this.”

“You think you’re funny?”

“Hey, I said stop!”

“Will you marry me?”

“Wanna go out sometime?”

“I don’t want this.”

“You always this quiet?”

“Are you fucking insane!?”

“I don’t want you.”

“I’m not wearing that.”

“Sorry, were you sleeping?”

“This was never right.”

“You look really tired.”

“I’m out of here.”

“You need to go.”

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things said on skype starters. 

❝ Congrats. You are a rich white girl. ❞ ❝ Meant to be. ❞ ❝ Oh god, I’m gonna die a hetro. ❞ ❝ That’s it. Get in the octagon, you bitch. ❞ ❝ I’m going to shove a XXL shrek dildo up your ass. ❞ ❝ The only thing I need is black coffee to fill my darkened soul. ❞ ❝’He’s nice’ is code for ‘his dick was in my mouth’. ❞ ❝ Shove a flaming mailbox up their puny asshole. ❞ ❝ And I have 99 ways to kill you, but I’m not bragging. ❞ ❝ Can someone please murder me? ❞ ❝ I look like a tanned, wrinkly walnut. ❞ ❝ I’m married to jesus, you fuck. ❞ ❝ That’s it. I’m kidnapping you. ❞ ❝ I love you, but you’re seriously a dumbass. ❞ ❝ You’re breaking my achy breaky heart. ❞ ❝ Stop being so cute and talented. It pisses me off. ❞ ❝ To see the boner, you must first be the boner. ❞ ❝ Satan was the most beautiful angel. He had the most beautiful barf. I’m sure. ❞ ❝ Dark humor isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby. ❞ ❝ I’d say ‘mark me down as scared and horny’, but I don’t get scared. Just horny. ❞ ❝ Bitch, give me my fucking McMuffin or so help me, I will shove this fucking gun up your ass and fire it. ❞ ❝ My ass is great, but I am not. ❞ ❝ I will rip out your eyes and feed them to you. ❞ ❝ No, I’m not buying a virtual dildo. ❞ ❝ Why am I way more hardcore? I want answers. ❞ ❝ That’s more unrealistic than world peace. ❞ ❝ You know what else is really hard? My dick. ❞ ❝ What’s the opposite of excellent? Gay? ❞ ❝ Were you here when we talked about dick suckers anonymous? ❞ ❝ That sounds like a you problem. ❞ ❝ May the pussy spirit possess you. ❞ ❝ I wish my uterus wasn’t such a little bitch. ❞ ❝ I proudly have no dick. ❞ ❝ God, I just love talking shit about people. ❞ ❝ I’m so cute though that I’m pretty sure I’d be forgiven for murder. ❞ ❝ May the gay be with us. ❞ ❝ Get your ass back here. ❞ ❝ My kink is vengeance and equality. ❞ ❝ Go suck Donald Trump’s moldy dick. ❞ ❝ Dweeb means ‘dick with eyebrows’ so you’re calling someone a walking penis. ❞ ❝ There is no con, you whore. ❞ ❝ I’m not a ho, I’m a slut. ❞ ❝ Pinch my cheeks and I’ll bite your finger off. ❞ ❝ Stab him. ❞ ❝ I have never appreciated being nippled more. ❞ ❝ I’m so gay. ❞ ❝ I will fucking fight you. ❞ ❝ Go suck a dick, but with love. ❞ ❝ Listen bitch. ❞ ❝ I say some bombass shit. ❞ ❝ Oh, that person is dead. Sucks for them. ❞ ❝ Fry me, daddy. ❞ ❝ Are we telling God to fry us? ❞ ❝ I know what I said, bitch ass hoe. ❞

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                               ❝ Do you think there are more like ME out there? ❞

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@idlewanderer !!

                    ❛ —- hey kid. you look out of it today. how you feeling ? other than fucking tired, alright. enough of that response, we’ll never stay awake otherwise, ❜ a pause, rusted & tainted by impending death,  ❛ c’mon. seriously. what’s wrong, sam ? ❜

[idlewanderer-blog]

                   ❛ huh? oh..uh, fine. i’m fine...fine. ❜ he was out of it, thoughts of yesterday filling his head. things from a time far before all of this mess, times of when he could sleep but chose not to haunting him all over again. brows coming together as jake spoke, sam shook his head.                     ❛ —-i’m fine. don’t worry about it. j..just crashing hard or something, maybe i need another fix. i bet you’re due for one too; am i right? ❜ a laugh manages to bubble out from the boy as he tosses himself towards the elder.

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‘shit my brother has said / done’ sentence meme.

❛  how dare this light make me wait. ME. ❜ 

❛ they’re just jealous because i’m so beautiful. ❜ 

❛ wot? you wonna go? i’ll fight ya, ya dirty wanka. ❜ 

❛ oop i’m going to have to poop later! ❜ 

❛ just grab the fucking rope you piece of shit! ❜ 

*lays head on your shoulder*

❛ I was not made for the mountains. fuckin’ wendingos man. ❜

❛ why the fuck is it so cold?! ❜

❛ that’s not very ladylike. you’re not very ladylike. ❜

❛ why couldn’t you have been a boy? I’ve always wanted a brother. ❜

❛ sometimes I literally just want to shake the stupidity out of people. ❜

❛ I’m losing brain cells just being here please save me. ❜

❛ why the fuck aren’t you grabbing it? just grab it! ❜

 ❛ I can’t. I just… can’t. ❜

❛ ____ It’s dark and I hear laughing. ❜

*tries to fight you*

*drunkenly tickles you*

❛ One of these days I’m going to raise a dog army in the forests of Canada and unleash hell upon America. ❜

❛ please refrain yourself. ❜

❛  sh-sh-shut the fuck up. just shut the fuck up. ❜

❛ I have. to. pee. ❜

*lays on you and refuses to move*

[brvceus-blog]

          ‘ nah. boyfriend wanted to search these houses. sometimes insomnia pays off. ’   he shrugs, sparing a glance in the direction adam last went. it doesn’t hurt to worry.   ‘ — it’s not safe to travel alone. ’

[idlewanderer-blog]

         ‘ boyfriend? thats cool, i guess.’ huh, now that got him thinking; wondering around how surviving all of this mess would be if he had someone he really loved next to him. brows coming together as he gets lost in thought, Sam nodded. ‘ yeah i totally get that. theres some weird people out there since all of this has gone down. ’

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wrenstripe:

Appropriate soundtrack for the day before the alpacalypse.

[brvceus-blog]

          ‘ — i think i’m good for now. ’   ask him again in a few hours, and he’ll be saying the exact opposite.   ‘ are you — are you alone ? ’

[idlewanderer-blog]

     ‘ suit yourself. ’ theres a moment of panic as Sam looks towards the way Jake had wandered off towards. ‘ i guess you could say that...what about you? are YOU alone? ’

[idlewanderer-blog]

          “——...You okay, or you needin’ some kinda pick me up?”

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Mom: how many Popsicles have you eaten today

Me, laying in a bed of Popsicle wrappers: now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human