Comrade Hairspray

[lokaror]

i dont know how you people can listen to eminem after he fucked up being a second century warlord so badly

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[comrade-hairspray]

Nowhere to put this IRL but how about a reality TV show called Virgil Island where contents have to write Latin poetry trapped on an island before getting voted off and bullied for their incorrect prepositions.

[hungwy]

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

[fox-sama97]

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

[hungwy]

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

[anywhoozles]

[littlegermanboy]

guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

[littlegermanboy]

i can’t choose a favorite part of this it’s all so good.

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[comrade-hairspray]

With The Odyssey in the cinema and Werwulf just around the corner the world is primed for an adaptation of Wagner's full Der Ring des Nibelungen cycle to come to the cinema.

Should I text Hollywood about it or just leave it here to make its way to them organically?

[comrade-hairspray]

I can't wait to see the Alberich (Timothée Chalamet) get called a dwarven incel by the Rheinmaidens (Zendaya, Anna Taylor-Joy and Mia Goth) before he steals all their gold to make a legally distinct ring of power on the big screen.

[comrade-hairspray]

With The Odyssey in the cinema and Werwulf just around the corner the world is primed for an adaptation of Wagner's full Der Ring des Nibelungen cycle to come to the cinema.

Should I text Hollywood about it or just leave it here to make its way to them organically?

[segamascott]

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[persianmom]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Can of pingles