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Intro post

Hello. I am the one and only fabled son of Midas and Demeter, reaper of men, Lityerses of Nebraska. I don't know why you're here, but my mission is to promote the Cornhuskers. I dream one day of making it to the team. (I ran out of ideas here)

People I know:

Other me: @reaper-of-men Papadoseiofs: A lot of them McCaffery: @owneroflesterpeachesandviolance Kayla: @best-mpreg-baby Georgina: @might-be-apollos-kid Valdez: @xxthe-bad-boy-supremexx Solace: @sunshinemurderandcoffee

#pjo hoo toa #toa #trials of apollo #toa rp #percy jackson #the trials of apollo #lityerses #apollo #apollo pjo #intro post #leo valdez #blog intro #introduction #pinned intro #introductory post #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #kayla knowles

I'm back

That little son of a bitch, Valdez burned my phone. AGAIN! I'm gonna have to ask Josephine to fireproof everything I own at this point.

#pjo hoo toa #trials of apollo #toa #percy jackson #toa rp #ooc:#guys I totally didn't forget everything about pjo while I was gone idk what you're talking about

@thetruereaperofmen

watch out.....

THEY'RE DUPLICATING

GOSH DARN IT ANOTHER LITYERSES THAT'S IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH LESTER unlike me...

travis-and-connor-stoll-offical

So what's this about you and Malcolm going on a date, Connor?

( @thalia-grace-offical )

ITS A LIE, THALIA, A LIE

idoalotofcornhusking

Oh, I want in on this. Tell me more.

official-clarisse-la-rue

It's not a lie, Connor is so gay for Malcolm it's actually insane.

idoalotofcornhusking

Ohh, like how I’m (NOT) gay for Lester?

travis-and-connor-stoll-offical

So what's this about you and Malcolm going on a date, Connor?

( @thalia-grace-offical )

ITS A LIE, THALIA, A LIE

idoalotofcornhusking

Oh, I want in on this. Tell me more.

might-be-apollos-kid

List five things that make you happy and then paste this into the inbox of ten people who have liked or reblogged something from you in the past!

–– Goldie (you're a chosen one btw. I'm too lazy to send this to multiple people so you are one of the only two people I chose to send this too lol)

OOOOHHHHHHH

My friends!!!

Hazbin Hotel!!!!

LITPOLLLOOOOOOOOOO

AO3!!!!

My Youth/Church!!!!

idoalotofcornhusking

no no no no no

i've had enough of this

not

litpollo

#ooc tags #nothing against litpollo #lit just really hates it

https://www.tumblr.com/idoalotofcornhusking/805866906944929792/searching-for-a-new-lester?source=share

Is the offer still up?

Just curious sorry i promise I'm not a creep

Well, since you asked, I suppose it is.

To late bro. Good luck.

@xxthe-bad-boy-supremexx HELP ME MAKE ME FIREPROOF OR SOMETHING

I'm telling the real Lester.

Ah, that sucks. Perhaps try not to get me burned to death by sun rays?

No! I'm telling Lester, obviously 🙄

Ohh. Make sure to tell @papacookiedough instead of the other Lesters since he was created by me and won't get mad at me.

I'M STILL TELLING ON YOUUUUUU

TO WHO??? MEG?

YOU ARE CHEATING ON LESTER WITH TOM HOLLAND?????? I'M TELLLLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!

WHEN DID CHEATING ON LESTER COME INTO THIS TRUST ME WE WERE NEVER DATING

Tom Holland???? YOU'RE DATING TOM HOLLAND?!?!?!??!?!!

Perhaps

IT'S TOTALLY LESTER

#pjo hoo toa #trials of apollo #toa #percy jackson #toa rp #the trials of apollo #lityerses #apollo #apollo pjo

I also have these in black and white.

See, it's a different random white boy in every photo. I'll admit maybe I am dating a random white boy, but it's for sure not Lester.

#pjo hoo toa #trials of apollo #toa #percy jackson #the trials of apollo #toa rp #lityerses #apollo #apollo pjo

Still don’t believe you but whatevvverrrrr

Back to this photo again...

Lester is a basic white boy with brown hair, that (my brother Bityerses, as I've said) could be kissing any basic white boy.

Then prove you brought Lester back…

Well, firstly, I obviously caused him being brought back based on the timing, and secondly, it's snowing.

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