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[soukeyeartz]

Charmless Men - A Hilson AU

Chapter 2 is out now!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Enjoy! And thank you for all the love on chapter one!!!

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[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

[daysleftofsecondterm]

944 days left

[hotchnerss]

criminal minds behind the scenes means everything to me actually... cuz why are you so silly and joyful even..

[imnotonantidepressantsimonspeed]

Something about how Hotch loves the whole team like his children but Rossi is the only person other than his actual wife and who can make him laugh, even after his wife gets you knowed by foyet. Rossi can comment on Hotch's unfortunate new beard when they're all in a terrible situation and Hotch is the only one who knows Prentis is alive, and he will still laugh. He's the only one who actually makes Hotch smile. I'm not saying it's necessarily romantic but their relationship is adorable.

[mortalscience]

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CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION — 19x01

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CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION — 19x01

[idoijustdontcare]

Rossi, standing protectively in front of the team: Never talk to me or any of the children I unwillingly adopted ever again!

[idoijustdontcare]

Elliot: Hey Cap, did you get my report on the Peralta rape?

Cragen: Uh yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

Elliot: Good. Thanks dad.

*Squad-room goes silent*

Elliot: Why is everyone staring at me?

Fin: You just called Cap, Dad. You said “thanks dad”.

Elliot: What? No I didn’t. I said thanks “Don”

Cragen: Do you see me as a father figure Elliot?

Elliot: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

Olivia: Hey, show our father some respect.

Elliot: I didn’t call him Dad!

Cragen: No, No, No, Elliot, I take it as a compliment.

Munch: It’s not a big deal. I called Gwen mom once and she’s my ex-wife.

Elliot: Guys, jump on that. Munch has psychosexual issues!

Casey: Old news. But you calling Cragen, Daddy.

Elliot: hey, daddy is not on the table here.

Perp: Well, you did call him dad, dude.

Elliot: You shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here.

[idoijustdontcare]

Hotch: This team is like a bunch of Christmas lights

Hotch: They all hang together but half of them don’t work and the other half could be brighter

[idoijustdontcare]

Emily: JJ asked me if she could move in.

Derek: With the kids?

Emily, sarcastically: No she’s selling the kids with the house...

Derek:???

[idoijustdontcare]

Olivia: We’re getting married, bitches!

Elliot: And we’re about to make it everybody else’s problem.

[idoijustdontcare]

House: You’re my best friend.

Wilson: Best Friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I’m your only friend!

Wilson: I’M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!!!

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[bloomingsoule]

Will I make money quickly?

[idoijustdontcare]

House: *Limping into Wilson’s office and shutting the door* I screwed up big time.

Wilson: *Not looking up from his paperwork* Given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

[idoijustdontcare]

Emily: Talk dirty to me.

JJ: I’m not wearing any underwear…

Emily: Go on…

JJ: Because you didn’t put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like I asked you to!!

[idoijustdontcare]

Emily: Has it occurred to any of you that maybe I’ve finally matured?

Hotch: has that occurred to you JJ?

JJ: Nope.

Hotch: Rossi?

Rossi: Uh-uh.

Hotch: so it’s not just me.