Adam: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Beetlejuice: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Adam: Oh.
Beetlejuice: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
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Adam: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Beetlejuice: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Adam: Oh.
Beetlejuice: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
for those of you asking for the bj Barnes and Noble performance
if you don’t reblog this you’re straight
I legally can’t scroll past this post
Is that a fucking threat
Have to reblog, every time.
no one;
beetlejuice: "𝓶𝓻 ⓑⓔⓔⓣⓛⓔⓦⓞⓞⓢⓔ ?" 𝘺𝘦𝘴 ⒝⒪⒪⒦? "𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝚍𝚘 𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕤 𝓰𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 🄳𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅, 𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵 ḱńőẃ вσσк, ɭєՇร f⃨i⃨n⃨d⃨ "🄰🄰🄰🄰🄰🄰🄰🄰🄰🄰🄰🄰🄰🄰🄰 ⓣⓔⓛⓛ ⓜⓨ 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆,,,..............." .....𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓹𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓽𝓼𝓱𝓸𝔀𝓼 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓭 :(
no one:
absolutely no one:
bj when he’s bored at the deetz household because lydia’s at school:
dead bird - sung by alex brightman!
Hey. Do you need a hug?
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It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning.
Reblogging anyone who may need it, and also for me to easily find later.
i made this instead of studying for my exams hope y'all enjoy 😔✌️
bring me to life by evanescence but its beetlejuice
⇢ I had to edit in Shane to show my exact reaction to this the first time I first saw it. 😥
Watch the Trailer for Broadway’s Beetlejuice Musical, Featuring Shrimp Monsters, Levitating Dancers, and Shrunken Heads
READY
SET
LETS
*huuuuuh*
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AHHHHHH!!
*boomph*
SEE I wasn’t kidding it’s a show about DEATH!!
honestly I think we’ve reached the peak of comedy :D
Bonus photos: (possible icons?)
Beetlejuice the Musical
I tried to recall small, niche details people might not have mentioned already, but you’ve probably heard all of this before. Feel free to ask any other questions about the show, though!
Act I:
-the intro is just so stunning, and so Burton. It really could’ve been a scene from Corpse Bride.
-a striped arm comes out of the pit to give Beej his microphone (the ukuleles are just tossed up, but y’all know that by now I’m sure).
-Barbara says that the fire’s cold, then touches it and gets set on fire, like in the film.
-Beej sits on Adam’s lap in a raunchy, sexual manner, but as soon as he turns around to talk to Barbara he just full on plonks himself down on Adam like a five-year-old who wants a hug.
-The Whole Being Dead Thing (rep.) has a full on cheer squad and partial marching band to assist in terrorising the Maitlands.
-when Beej does “ghost-zombie-Jesus” he’s back-lit by a ‘stained glass’ window.
-every time there’s a short instrumental in a song Beej does a little dance.
-Charles and Delia are just,,, so freaking horny. Was not expecting that.
-Lydia only takes a picture of the Maitlands’ kitchen, the Maitlands, and Delia.
-the “jokes don’t land” line comes just after her failed knock-knock joke with Delia.
-Beej throws his voice while drinking water, then he breaks glass on his head.
-Beej leaving the Maitlands is so much more emotional now. He tearfully tells them “there’s no one like me. That’s the problem,” cries as he walks out, and full on sings “new phone, who dis.” Even the “fuck you guys” is raw and tearful.
-Charles doesn’t do the bit with the “diamond rings as investments” anymore, he just straight-up proposes to Delia.
-you can actually smell the strawberry from Delia’s e-cig.
-Beej’s extra leg is animatronic; the foot taps along in time with his real one.
-Lydia genuinely tries to jump off the roof; Beej actually grabs her and pulls her back.
-Charles’ dinner suit is glittery and gold (to match Delia’s dress. But it doesn’t match Lydia’s, which is a good costume choice).
-Maxie’s legal team all look like Bugsy Malone.
-Beej really does just haul himself out of the table like a little rat-baby.
-the giant Beej head is in the orchestra, but the hands are controlled by people in the coolest striped morph suits.
Act II:
-Girl Scout’s backpack is overflowing with Thin Mints.
-Beej and Lydia do a cute lil head-bop, leg-kick dance on the sofa.
-when Beej summons all the Beetlejuices he and Lydia take turns doing goofy dance moves and making them copy.
-after Beej catches Lydia off the table just kind of carries her around his waist for a bit, like a belt.
-for “what a rip off” a Beej has his arms tucked into his suit and gets the prosthetic torn off.
-for “snakes” a Beej faces back to the audience, like in the film, and has a sort of headband wreathing his face with snakes that pop out.
-when Adam gets excited about the font in ‘The Handbook for the Recently Deceased’ both Barbara and Lydia hug him.
-Barbara punches a hole in a painting and Adam snaps a metal detector in half.
-when Charles and Delia re-enter the house they scare the beetles on he ceiling and they all scuttle away.
-Otho very blatantly hints at the fact that he wants to suck off a ghost.
-the first four squares of the Netherworld are lights; the rest are projections.
-to make more football players they have a single guy with two puppets attached by poles on each side.
-Otho... does not come back.
-Barbara gets grossed out before she can kiss Beej.
-Delia’s smile when Beej says she’s the orgying kind is... ludicrous.
-the skeletons help with all of the wedding prep, but Beej’s quick change just happens in the middle of the stage. He has his wig taken off with a barber’s apron.
-when Adam says “it’s show time” he slaps Beej on the ass.
-when cowboy Beej saunters over to Delia she looks like she’d bone him right there.
-when Lydia hugs Beej he looks shocked and overjoyed and tearful, but he barely hugs her back, as if he doesn’t know how to do it.
-the other Beetlejuices carry Beej off like Jesus on the cross.
beetlejuice: ⒜⒧⒧ ⒤ ⒲⒜⒩⒯ 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾, 𝘼𝙉𝙔𝙊𝙉𝙀 to look my way and say "𝓱𝓮𝔂. Ⓘ ⓢⓔⓔ 𝘆𝗼𝘂, ⒤ 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙥𝙩 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘪 𝓯𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓪𝓯𝓮𝓽𝔂 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾. Ⓑⓔⓒⓐⓤⓢⓔ 🄳🄴🄰🄳 𝗈𝗋 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 śőḿébődӳ ωнσ 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 ﻮєՇร ฯ๏ย a̸n̸d̸ ẏȯu̇ ȧṙė ġȯi̇ṅġ ṫȯ ḟėėl̇ ɭ๏ภєɭฯ, 🄰🄽🄳 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹 ⒩⒠⒱⒠⒭ яєαс̶н ฯ๏ยг 🄶🄾🄰🄻🅆🄴🄸🄶🄷🅃 ⓑⓔⓒⓐⓤⓢⓔ 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝕤𝕒𝕕.
lydia: h-how did you just say all that out loud
The only straight men fictional characters that I love are the ones that are just like "God i fucking love my wife"
I love the dynamic between Lydia and Beetlejuice because technically speaking, they’re both smart (yes, even Beetlejuice) but they haven’t a single ounce of logic between the two of them. It’s gut instincts only in this house baby, Lydia could be like “hey BJ my teacher at school lost my assignment and now I have a C in that class, what should I do” and the two of them will sit there for hours thinking and only come up with one solution: