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Lillie | 26 | They/Them DnD stuff, Classics, Star Wars, and whatever other weird thing my little brain claims as it’s next source of serotonin.

[zakunni]

mumble mumble shadowgast

CAARD // VGEN // TIP JAR

[aster-likes-space]

"I nodded, and stood by the door. My first feeling of fear had passed away, and I thrilled now with a keener zest than I had ever enjoyed when we were the defenders of the law instead of its defiers."

Watson you mean to tell me that breaking the law with Holmes makes you feel zesty?

[coyoteralyn]

Hector. Meow.

[pyrexin]

Netflix Dracula remains the most requested character I've ever had

[egguv]

I'M CRUCIFIED, CRUCIFIED LIKE MY SAVIOUR SAINTLIKE BEHAVIOUR, A LIFETIME I PRAYED

[viccerys]

Bloodbath

[dragongirlbunny]

saw a post on bluesky about reimagining The Iliad as a mecha war and that idea goes unbelievably hard. achilles in his legally distinct gundam cutting through dozens of enemy suits. aggamemnon in his gold-plated mech. paris using a long range sniper rifle to exploit a design flaw in achilles' armor. the gods are all various megacorps who have a stake in the war bc it'll impact their profits.

[blended-ice]

wake up babe new (possibly sculpted between 27 BCE to 14 CE) Athena statue just dropped (found during the excavation and restoration work for the western theater of Laodicea, known today as the Denizli province)

And it’s BEAUTIFUL

Look at the details on her aegis. The fabric of her peplos and chlamys!!

A Two-Meter-High White Marble Statue of Athena Found in the Western Theater of Laodicea

The Turkish Minister of Culture and Tourism, Mehmet Nuri Ersoy, has announced the discovery of a sculpture of the goddess Athena approximate

[kyleesarthell]

Recollection (1/2

[whoops-junk-drawer]

Just imagining Luke introducing himself to Clone Wars veterans and they all immediately form a million unfounded opinions about him because Anakin was a galaxy-wide celebrity

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Rebel: hey! Did you hear that the guy that blew up the death star turned out to be a moisture farmer from Tatooine? Of all places?

Ahsoka: oh? What’s his name?

Rebel: Skywalker

Ahsoka: *Vietnam flashbacks*

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Imperial officer: my Lord Emperor, we have identified the rebel who destroyed the battle station

Palpatine: very good, admiral.

Imperial officer: he uh. His name is Skywalker

Palpatine: *Vietnam flashbacks*

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C3PO: hello, new master!

Luke: my name is Luke Skywalker

R2: *Vietnam flashbacks*

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Rebel: there’s a new guy on the base. They say he blew up the Death Star!

Captain Rex: oh yeah??

Rebel: his name is Luke Skywalker!

Captain Rex: *Vietnam flashbacks*

[worstpainter-blog]

[morally-earl-gray]

for every incel white man star wars dudebro there is a teenage lesbian with a slightly deeper and more obscure knowledge of star wars who will one day defeat him in battle

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[stealingpotatoes]

people raised some good questions on that marrocrow post about what vader would think of two inquisitors dating so here's some potential answers <3

[canidfigures]

☆ athenian vase of dog, 510-500 bce

[jesterlesbian]

everybody neeeeeds to go read this new yorker cartoon article with jacob tierney!!!!! it's so good

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]