Enjoy Your Stay

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* at Olive Garden *

Server comes to the table.

Jimin: “Yass Daddy! Drown me in that parmigiana!”

Namjoon: *face palms*

Yoongi: “I’m not shredding your cheese for you, Jimin.”

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Yoongis S/O: “Lets change positions.”

Yoongi: “What....is wrong with this one?”

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*on the phone*

Hui: “What are you wearing?”

Wooseok: “Three socks and a hat, why?”

Hui: “Why are you wearing three...I’m hanging up.”

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“Get your tits out so they’ll give us the WiFi password.”

Hyungwon to Wonho

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Mark: “You need to take the track down otherwise we won’t be able to hear-“

Jinyoung: “I’m sorry, do I come into your room at night and slap dicks out of your mouth?”

Mark: *shakes head*

Jinyoung: “So don’t tell me how to do my job.”

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Donghyuk to June:"if you touch my computer again I will use these scissors to cut off your penis and then super glue it to your forehead." Junhwe: *gasps* Junhwe*in a whisper*: "a Junicorn."

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Chanyeol: "Don't be so mean to Baekhyun, he's been through a lot." Kyungsoo: "...of dick"

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I don’t care if Jungkookie likes girls, so long as he’s at least bi curious and wants a piece of this.

Park Jimin

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Jimin: Taehyung. Taehyung: shhh. I'm incognito. Call me....Taehyung.

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Jimin over the phone: What are you're plans for tonight? Maybe we could grab some drinks? Taehyung: Thanks man but I'll pass, I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I'm gonna put them in the same room. Let em fight it out. Jimin: ...

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*June jumps in bed* Donghyuk: come on man, I'm trying to fix the bed Junhwe with a smirk: it is fixed i'm in it.

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Yugyeom *holding a box*: you promise you didn’t get me bees again?

Jinyoung *from a distance*: just open it

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I saw a couple today that made me sick. Every time one of them would do something the other would say "foreplay game strong"

Jinyoung. About Markson.

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*Jimin after sex* Partner: that was good for me. how was it for you? Jimin under his breath: well you're not Jungkookie.

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Junhwe the type to have a mirror above his bed and then use it to adjust his hair durning sex.

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Do with me what you will, Big Daddy.

BamBam

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Exo reacting to their favorite meal made for them.

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