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It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

christchex

Don’t fuck me up like this

Friends:”let’s go for a walk.”

Me: nah- thinks about photo spots for declan* oh yeah okay sounds great!

#all i wanna do is take doll pics

strangerthingsedits

The Ghostbusters and the Ghost that wants to be found.

cptnjaneway

You’re a baby and an idiot! Okay, I think that’s been established, Summer. Now help me!

the-sky-traveler

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone. i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

anonymous-bosch

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

askragtatter

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

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Cats

wandering-tangents

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

glyndarling

My cat invented signs for, “pettings now” and “feed me some of that” and then taught them to my partner and I. We did not teach her a trick, she taught us.