Moved c: @idontexisthereannymore - Tumblr Blog

I don't think I really have the fear that I used to, so if you are reading this and wish to keep up with me and my shenanigans, my new tumblr is @thealphabard . HOWEVER my activity on tumblr is not great lol I would suggest going to my Twitter instead under the same name 😁

I dont cosplay much these days which is what this account was mostly once upon a time

#it's high noot noot #onceupona-midnightdream #i used to have a lot of anxiety on who found me again #but honestly ive surrounded myself with great people. my stalker has fucked off #and in the end #i can and will block you if i need to. im not afraid anymore

idontexisthereannymore

This is a friends pov

But I’m laughing so hard, the lag is hilarious

Mini art dump! Just a reminder if anyone follows ne here but still wants to see what I'm working on, I'm on Twitter and that's where I'll primarily be ^^ its just thealphabard

#lae would good in this #hopes awkward adventure #final fantasy #digital art #genshin kaeya #miqo'te #that first image is just my friends adding to memes of #the rest are some of my friend's characters from ffxiv that im working on!

chazkuangshi

“I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”

-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut

ephemeral-lightning

Why is this a real thing that happened in the real world what’s the meaning of this

chazkuangshi

I’m just gonna copy paste the story here from discord because honestly the whole story is worth hearing

so lady comes through drive thru. “Hi what can I get for you?” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese.” “A sesame bagel with extra cream cheese, sure no problem, can I get you anything else today?” “No” “Alright, you can pull up” and I just hear this quiet disgrunted “ ‘Please’ ?” I’m like uhhhhh, was that even directed at me, I don’t know, I don’t know how to respond to that so I just ignore it like I didn’t hear it. I go up to the window and see this woman, which she honestly looked like a tomato with messy gray hair. Before I have the window halfway open I see her roll her eyes at me so I’m like oh boy here we go, time to put on the stupid sweet customer voice “Hi how are you today?” She hands me the money for her bagel and goes “Just a tip. It’s ‘Please pull up to the window.’ not ‘pull up.’ I found that incredibly rude.” I go “I’m sorry about that, I didn’t intend for that to be rude, I just meant that it was okay to pull up to the window now.” “I know what you meant. But it was rude.” “Well, I apologize. Here’s your bagel, have a great day.” She goes “I’m a MYSTERY SHOPPER.” (If you don’t have Mystery shoppers where you are, it’s kind of like undercover boss where the store owner hires someone through the Mystery shopper program and they place a regular order just to make sure people are following policy) I’m like “… ok” So I’m about to tell my boss and coworker what just happened when she comes in. And I jump to the front counter because no way I’m letting her talk to my boss before I do. “Hi, can I help you?” “Yes. This bagel was supposed to be NOT toasted. You toasted it.” “Ohh, I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t hear that. I’ll make you a new one right now.” Coworker beats me to the bagel and I say “A little extra cream cheese on that.” She looks at my boss “She just said a LITTLE cream cheese. I wanted EXTRA cream cheese.” Boss goes “Oh, she said a little extra cream cheese.” “Oh” Boss goes into kiss ass mode as well and says, “I’m sorry about the mistake, would you like a donut?” Lady goes “I’ve never. Eaten a donut. In my ENTIRE LIFE. and I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” Boss is like “… ok” and we’re all internally going sdhakgsdgkja?

So we get the bagel out and she says to my boss “And I have one more thing to say.” She leans in with a sneer. “Mystery shopper.” boss goes “We don’t do that here.” “yea you do.” “No we don’t.” “yea you do.” “Have a good day.”

Basically we’re pretty sure the lady was crazy and she was absolutely lying because Mystery shoppers are not allowed to tell you that they’re mystery shoppers, and they aren’t allowed to coach you. And even if she was, “please” is not one of the things they look for. They look for a Greeting, whether or not you repeated the order and the price back, and whether or not you upsold. We haven’t participated in the program in over 7 years.

lizardvvizard

tiktokmuseum

amshiiii

whats ur role in the tumblr community how do you contribute

dsmsix

I take care of dragon

malebite

????? what dragon

dsmsix

dragon th... dragon these...

nuts across your face

marvel-lous-things

Why aa stony? What’s wrong with Mcu stony

AA!Steve:

MCU!Steve:

raxi-rex

Jesus-

novantinuum

The Atlas personality, drawing on the myth of the giant Atlas from Greek mythology upholding the world, is typically found in a person who felt obliged during childhood to take on responsibilities (extending beyond normal household chores or looking after siblings) such as providing psychological support to parental figures, often in a chaotic family situation.

They are thus liable to develop a pattern of compulsive caregiving in later life.

The result in adult life can be a personality devoid of fun,

and feeling the weight of the world on their shoulders.

Depression and anxiety,

as well as over-sensitivity to others

and an inability to assert their own needs, are further identifiable characteristics.

In addition, there may also be an underlying rage against a parent for not having provided love, and for exploiting the child for their own narcissistic needs.

While Atlas personalities may appear to function adequately as adults,

they may be pervaded with a sense of emptiness and be lacking in vitality.

(Write-up sourced from wikipedia.)

artsyneurotic

… What if?

After all, we’ve seen Ascians take others’ bodies/forms before…

actualgoblinelokin

prof-peach

Join us in our talk on Torterra tree care, much needed after our PoGo community day recently.

im-not-trash-im-compost

OKAY BUT THESE ARE ACTUAL GARDEN TIPS AND SCIENCE FACTS MASQUERADING AS FANON ART - WHAT THE HELL ITS BRILLIANT

writing-prompt-s

At long last, The Chosen One has been discovered. Working as a cashier. With no interest in doing anything even slightly more difficult.

crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428

yeah because there is nothing more difficult than retail

piningeddie

tbh anyone who works/has worked retail would see the chance to go around saving the world in ways that could potentially kill them as a welcome vacation

copperbadge

“Does the position of Chosen One offer health benefits of any kind?”

“Well, our ragtag gang of world-saving underdogs has a doctor on-team.”

“Do I have to pay her out of pocket, is what I’m asking.”

“Gosh no! She’s an idealist, you don’t pay her at all!”

“Oh! That’s nice. But then I guess there’s no paycheck.”

“I mean, the secret cabal that dispenses our orders does make sure we have enough money to feed ourselves and keep a roof over our secret lair and such.”

“Hourly?”

“Hourly what?”

“Like have you guys ever had to punch a time clock?”

“We once had to dismantle a sinister time-freezing device in the shape of a clock….otherwise no.”

“Sold. Off we go.”

jumpingjacktrash

“do i have to be nice to people who are yelling at me?”

“we’re the good guys, you can’t kill random civilians just because they’re mean!”

“kill?? no, i mean, can i tell them off.”

“well, sure, of course.”

*rips name tag off shirt and tosses it over shoulder* “i’m your huckleberry.”

pathfuckery

This resonates on a spiritual level

boypositiveplace-deactivated201

Boys who are sex-repulsed/don’t enjoy sex/are too uncomfortable to have sex - you’re doing an amazing job at coping in a society that associates your maleness with having strong sexual desires. You are valid, you are loveable, you are not ‘weird’ for not fitting into the stereotype of men wanting sex all time.