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Rainer is an amazing gift-giver.

She adores Candlenights and never fails to amaze her friends with the presents she gives them.

For Fitzroy, this year, she gifted a magical fidget cube. It reacts to little prestidigitations and acts as a genuine stress toy, too. He never realized how much that might’ve helped him settle down from a rage or non-rage fit.

For the Firbolg, Rainer gave a neat bundle of herbs and other plant-based components that made it smell a little more like the forest. The Firbolg was skeptical at first, but as he lay on the floor to sleep, he found himself drawing the bundle nearer and nearer to himself.

For Argo, she gave a little basket of small things. Two travel-sized bottles of scale ointment, homemade soap that was shaped like a fish, a new shampoo...all things Argo might’ve lacked coming into school. All of it smelled like citrus.

#taz #tazg #taz graduation #the adventure zone #the adventure zone graduation #taz fitzroy #taz firbolg #taz argo #taz headcanon #the adventure zone headcanon

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Half Sleep, Half Trance,

All Erotic

Dadlands:

Dream Daddy, but make it fantasy.

*Travis McElroy voice*

h u h.

“I had all of two weeks to write this essay but guess who crushed the whole thing in an hour?”

— Argo, at 2 am

for your consideration

Argo has to bathe often to hydrate his scales, which peel and chip when he doesn’t get enough water in/around him. After a couple months or so at the Annex, his skin starts growing over the scales and it is extremely painful. His remedy is water mixed with ridiculous amounts of salt. The ocean is trying to call him back.

#argo keene #taz argo #argo #tazg #taz graduation #hc #argo hc #the adventure zone graduation #headcanon

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ahaha

the first smut for TAZ Graduation is out and everyone’s got

Me

to blame for it

#i cant wait for the taz fandom to get horny for everyone like they always do #and they’ll have to turn to MY work as the og grad porn #on ao3

ahaha

the first smut for TAZ Graduation is out and everyone’s got

Me

to blame for it

#the adventure zone #taz #the adventure zone graduation #tazg #sir fitzroy maplecourt #argo keene #taz bud

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Every Billy Voice Line in the TAZ Amnesty Finale

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I liked Billy’s computer voice in the finale so much that I compiled every single time he speaks!

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Yeah… well… let’s… here’s some of the skills that i’m bringing to the table currently:

uh,

made of flesh.

very vulnerable to

bullets,

and knives,

and um

fangs,

and acid

and poison.

so those are pretty much my only weaknesses.

i don’t know if i mentioned

fire

and blunt trauma

and drowning.

and bullets…

but those are my weaknesses.

Strengths include:

uhhh

large reservoir of

botanical information.

pretty good at

tony hawk pro skater 2.

less good at three.

i dropped off at three.

thaaaat iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss…

it.

i-i played the trombone for two years.

i don’t know if that’s even.. gonna be..helpful

or not.

but that’s what i got, leo. i mean, that’s what i’m bringing to the table.

currently.

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Vincent, appearing out of the portal with Aubrey: boy I can’t wait to go see my bridge again

Aubrey, a buzzfeed unsolved fan: uh

#best post

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amnesty characters as things i heard/said while camping

duck: [right after using an inhaler] i’m gonna fill out this entire junior ranger booklet if it kills me

aubrey: this adult chair circle is boring im going back to the other site and starting a fire. and i’m taking the tostitos with me.

ned: wow, native american mysticism, racist shirts, and butch cassidy merchandise all in one convenient store? and they only charge three-fifty for a soda? these mormons know what they’re doing

thacker: hey guys i just found a bOnE

mama: [silently sharpening a stick by the fire while the teens she should be supervising stab each other with marshmallow sticks]

barclay: i know you guys only pack boring camping food but i brought bell pepper slices and hummus, so…

dani: i’m going hiking [”it’s four in the morning”] yeah i’m doing the sunrise loop [”it’s already ninety degrees”] not if i hike faster than the sun

indrid: you know, i used to hate camping, and i’ve reconsidered that, and i’ve come to the conclusion that i hate camping. it’s so fucking cold.

leo: [accidentally flings a sleeping bag across the campsite] so god is merciless today huh.

kirby: my gender is actually mario maker 2

juno: [in the groupchat] just had dirt mansplained to me. about to make him the dirt i walk on. unrelated: does anyone know where [her child] is?

janelle: [”hey whatcha doing”] i think if i carve enough symbols in this stick i can do magic

moira: [losing at a card game] i think you all forget that as the loser, i have ghost powers. i’m going to randomly steal cards from each of you until i’m back in the game.

minerva: HUZZAH! [lifts up a log into the air] OH FUCK! [drops it] there was a big spider on it

sarah: look up at the sky. no i’m serious, look, you can see all the constellations. that’s sagittarius, that’s the big dipper, and if you look behind you you can see that’s the one that says you’re a bitch.