I Don't Have Feelings

And I don't hold hands.

[artsy-alice]

Tommy + Girls (Luna, Kamala, Molly, Cassie and Klara)

Because after drawing him with Cassie this morning I came up with a headcanon that Tommy is great with younger girls. Like, five minutes into meeting him, you suddenly have a big brother. Cue really quick art please forgive.

[idontholdhands]

Alright, so if I ever use a FC for Tommy, it would be Paul Craddock. I found this picture of him (source) and it gave me the headcanon that Billy bought this shirt for Tommy as a reminder to behave so this is Tommy showing “yes i actually do wear that stupid shirt shut up”.

[idontholdhands]

Sorry I haven’t been around much lately.

The holidays have really been taking it out of me. We celebrate Yule, so there was so much preparation to go into this as it’s my kid’s first Yule they’re likely to remember so we kind of went a little all out. Anyway, I should be around a lot more now, especially after Twelfth Night (New Year’s Eve).

[genoshan]

The Magnus Family By Blindfaith

[ask-meme-addicts]

HOUSE M.D. EPISODE 2 SENTENCE MEME

‘ you’re doing this to avoid 5 minutes of work? ‘ ‘ yes, concerned parents can be so annoying. ‘ ’ when did my signature get so girly? ‘ ‘ next time you want to get my attention wear something fun. low-rise jeans are hot. ‘ ’ any recent shootouts at your high school? ‘ ’ this may seem incredibly controversial, but I think sexual abuse is bad. ‘  ‘ yeah, he probably got restless and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position. ‘ ’ you know another really good business? teeny tiny baby coffins. ‘ ’ i hear he tortured kittens. ‘ ‘ Ii’m bad at search parties, and i’m bad at sitting around looking nervous doing nothing. ‘ ‘ why does everyone always think i’m being sarcastic? ‘ ‘ i am older, certainly, but maybe you like that. ‘ ‘ show of hands. who thinks i’m not in my right mind? ‘ ’ yeah, pain’ll make you do stupid things. ‘ ‘ just thought i’d toss you a really inappropriate question. ‘ ‘ i’m a people person. ‘ ’ how’s your hooker doing? ‘ ‘ if they don’t know what you look like they can’t yell at you. ‘ ’ you’re an ass. ‘ ‘ don’t be condescending. ‘ ’ if i don’t keep busy with trivial things like this i’m afraid i might start to cry. ‘ ‘ why are we getting hung up on what i did? ‘

[ask-meme-addicts]

❛Good Omens❜ sentence meme

Sentences taken from Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Feel free to change names or pronouns as needed.

“Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home.”

“If you stop telling people it’s all sorted out after they’re dead, they might try sorting it all out while they’re alive. ”

“She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.”

“Oh Lord, heal this bike.”

“You can hope for nothing. All you can hope for is the mercy of Hell.”

“It’s Tchaikovsky’s ‘Another One Bites the Dust’.”

“The future came and went in the mildly discouraging way that futures do.”

“A demon can get into real trouble, doing the right thing.”

“Don’t think of it as dying. Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.”

“All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.”

“I mean, d'you know what eternity is?“

“It is said that the Devil has all the best tunes. This is broadly true.”

“If you sit down and think about it sensibly, you come up with some very funny ideas.“

"You start thinking: it can’t be a great cosmic game of chess, it has to be just very complicated solitaire.”

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

“People couldn’t become truly holy, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.”

“People, meeting [name] for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.” 

“It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.”

"That’s sexism, that is. Going around giving people girly presents just because they’re a girl.”

"And just when you think the world’s full of amazing things, they tell you it’s really all dead whales and chopped-down forests and nuclear waste hanging about for millions of years. It’s not worth growing up for, if you ask my opinion.”

[ask-meme-addicts]

❛ the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy ❜ sentence starters

❛ All the dolphins have ever done is muck about in the water having a good time. ❜

❛ Don’t panic. ❜

❛ Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? ❜

❛ Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? ❜

❛ Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space. ❜

❛ If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. ❜

❛ I’d far rather be happy than right any day. ❜

❛ This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. ❜

❛ You’re turning into a penguin. Stop it. ❜

❛ No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all. ❜

❛ So long, and thanks for all the fish. ❜

❛ Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. ❜

❛ If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it? ❜

❛ Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn’t previously aware of. ❜

❛ There’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out. ❜

❛ I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. ❜

❛ All through my life I’ve had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was. ❜

❛ Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it. ❜

❛ Ow! My brains! ❜

❛ Blood… blood… blood… blood… ❜

❛ I don’t want to die now! I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it! ❜

❛  My capacity for happiness you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first. ❜

❛ Oh dear, you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well. Are you all right? ❜

❛ Life! Don’t talk to me about life. ❜

❛ Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh god I’m so depressed. ❜

❛ The fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a courtesy detail. ❜

❛ Call that job satisfaction? ’Cause I don’t. ❜

❛ Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader’s Digest. They’ve got a page for people like you. ❜

❛ Do you find coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all presents an interesting challenge? ❜

❛ Who is this God person anyway? ❜

❛ Hey, this is terrific! Someone down there is trying to kill us! ❜

❛  I’ll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled… until… until… until… until you’ve had enough. ❜

❛ That is really amazing. That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I’d like to steal it. ❜

❛ I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style. ❜

❛ You’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. ❜

❛ Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff. ❜

❛ It’s partly the curiosity, partly a sense of adventure, but mostly I think it’s the fame and the money. ❜

❛ It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level. ❜

[angstmemes]

Send me ⚠ to find my muse at the end of a trail of blood.

- submitted by anonymous

[auideas]

“AAC” December 3rd

Welcome to AAC, one of the first AUideas Advent Calendar to ever grace the code of Tumblr. Here, we will have the second post of this momentous occasion, so buckle up and start writing! (Remember that the completed speed writes are due by 11:59 p.m. on December 4th in your time zone!) [Also we’d recommend giving your work a title to make it really jump out to those who are reading them via the links provided]

Neighbor AU

Character A and Character B are online friends who have never met in real life, and due to Character B’s overcautious nature, neither of them ever revealed where they lived. One day, while Character B is wasting time at an outdoor mall, they can clearly see Character A sitting inside a coffeeshop just around the corner, smiling at their laptop as they work.

Good luck everyone, and keep your work under 1,000 words! - Admins °M° & Chamomile

Compiled List of Fics From the Previous AU…

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[idontholdhands]

Unexpected Places, A Stony AU

Steve Rogers x Tony Stark

[idontholdhands]

Unexpected Places — Stony AU

Steve got into the internet rather late, although it was no fault of his own. Growing up, his mother barely had enough money to put food on the table. Steve wasn't about to burden her further by asking for a computer or an internet connection. He was more than content with his books and drawing pad.

After his mother had passed away and he had outgrown the orphanage, he had been able to land himself a job, afford a computer, and even afford an internet connection. He had missed so much, and there was so much to learn. He spent a lot of time online, mostly watching videos of cute little kittens and funny (but harmless) pranks.

Then he discovered chat rooms. His mother had always warned him not to talk to strangers and be safe, so he never gave out his personal details, but he quickly made friends with a few members. One member in particular, ironman-notmaiden, became a reoccurring chat buddy until it became more than that, and Steve found himself having a real connection with someone who was possibly on the other side of the world. It was so strange, and he told Bucky about it, but the other man just laughed and shook his head. "Yeah Steve, next thing you know I'll be getting one of those Russian mail order brides." Steve had laughed too, but it hadn't changed his mind. His online friend had never revealed much about his personal life either. He didn't know his real name, but they sent each other pictures frequently and video called on occasion. IronMan had even helped Steve setup an Instagram account. There was no harm in any of that after all… right?

Christmas was nearing now, and that meant braving the crowds to do some last minute shopping. Steve was usually the kind of plan out gifts months ahead, down to every little meticulous detail, but he had met a new friend recently and it had taken him some time to discover what his friend really loved was birds. Steve wasn't going to buy Sam a bird without his consent, but he was sure there were plenty of bird enthusiasts who would share gift ideas with him, especially at the local outdoor mall that wasn't too far off from one of those nature reserves where people just loved to go and bird watch.

It was while on this mission that Steve passed one of the new, popular Internet cafes. It looked nice and cozy inside, and people were sitting down staring at their laptops with warm drinks in their hands to fight off the chill. Steve only had a desktop, but he admired the convenience of having something portable like that. It might have to be his next investment.

While looking at the many glowing faces of the patrons, he found one face that was literally glowing with laughter.

And his breath caught in his throat at the sight of that familiar face. It was IronMan.

Steve would have never suspected the other man to live so close by. In a world of billions of people, what were the chances some stranger in a chat room would be his neighbor?

Steve had to say hello, rules about meeting strangers off the internet be damned. He rushed into the shop, standing besides the still laughing man. Steve caught a glimpse of his screen and saw a cat video he had shared with the other man just last night on the screen. "ironman-notmaiden?" The name felt weird on Steve's lips, out of place here in the real world.

The other man removed his headphones and looked up instantly at the mention of his screen name. "Whoa, goingon90!" Steve was embarrassed to admit that Bucky had chosen the username for him when Steve couldn’t come up with anything better. "I didn't know you lived around here."

"I could say the same to you, stranger." Steve smiled, teasing.

"Sit down. I'll get you something to drink." He waved a hand, and even though Steve didn't think there were servers in this place, one appeared. Steve sat, ordered a hot chocolate, the turned back to IronMan. It felt just like one of their video calls, but now there was no computer screen between them.

"I'm Steve, by the way."

"Call me Tony." For a second, Steve worried they wouldn't have anything else to talk about, but then Tony spoke again. " Draw anything new lately?" The words poured easily out of Steve then, and the duo talked for hours, sipping at their drinks, the computer long forgotten now that they had bridged that connection and abandoned the crutch.

[say-it-like-u-meme-it]

Send me “🍵” for your muse to ask mine out for a coffee date.

[aliitvodeson]

Reblog if your muse loves physical affection like cuddles, massages, head scratches and handholding

[boastmastergeneral]

reblog this if i can tumblr im you, just slamming a muse or plot idea down in front of you

this doesn’t mean that you have to accept or agree with the idea - i’m just a scared little turtle that would like to know if that’s something that you wouldn’t mind so much 

[not-a-sidekick]

Happy Birthday, @tachishi !!!! I hope you’ll have a great day!! And I hope you’ll like your present <3 It’s a custom Funko Pop Speed Figure I made <3

[plusoneup]

Young Avengers Soul Eater AU I JUST REALLY LIKE AUS OK!!

Teddy can shift into pretty much any weapon form but has a few defaults, Billy is a meister who’s secretly a Witch but trying to hide it obviously (I think I picked his animal association as being a wolf I have a drawing somewhere where he has furry ears.)

Tommy used to be Billy’s weapon partner (he  spear) but then he blew up the school and got expelled good job

[night-cf]

After readingAvengers Fairy Tales#3 The Alice’s story ~~young avengers wear steampunk style clothes ~so cool~then I drew this picture, rabbit Billy&Tommy and the hatter Teddy hope u like~(๑′ᴗ‵๑)

[idontholdhands]

the morning after sentence starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"This has to stop happening."

"This isn't just sex to me. "

"...We can just stay in bed a bit longer."

"We were angry, so we had angry sex."

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Is it awkward now?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"