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Matthew Charles, Age: 35 (The stress makes me look older),and currently regretting so many life choices you wouldn't even believe. [Welcome to Night Vale RP Blog] Honestly, I just wanted a job.I didn't expect to be an intern this long.

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(MEANWHILE, IN THE PRESENT WITH AN ADULT MATTHEW)

Sorry I've been a bit behind in the Weather everyone, but it's been a couple of  busy weeks. I have a giant chunk of my memory missing from...something, gods only know what or why, that takes up about one or two of said busy weeks. The other ones are more concerned with helping the...'New Management' get used to things around the station. Apparently with Cecil busy broadcasting and other people caught up in the usual weirdness of our beloved Night Vale, I'm the default for their requests of help.

I'm trying not to laugh whenever they use the bloodstone doors. If the Station liked them, if they weren't Strex Corp assholes then they'd be let in by the other ways that most of us use. Lately we've been using the bloodstone doors as well though, mostly for show. And why the hell did they ban bloodstone circles? That just lets a build-up of various forces build up, and that's not good. I'm lucky Jeff's family let me hide mine in their sewers.

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Hm? Oh, oh no, no way in hell could I even dream about being his tutor. I suck major in math, hence the ‘getting better’ bit. And chemistry…well, I’m better with Biology cause less numbers and confusion. And…IkindagotaDingeometryandcan’ttakechemistryanyways. I can understand her getting stressed if she has to take care of all of this craziness alone,and I can get the bluntness. My cousin can get pretty bad too at times.

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Francis loves Chemistry and she has the highest grades in the school. And I understand on the biology scales.  And she gets stress alot and I try to help her de-stress.

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Oh...Cool for her then. As long as I get a passing grade in a class and don't have to redo them, that's ood enough for me. It's more my cousin Hal that's big on getting good grades. He says he doesn't care, but that's cause he's confident in getting good grades either way. Helping someone destress is always a worthy goal.

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thenightvalehumanpet:

Yes they are. And Bob has a leash too!

That’s sooo cool! I didn’t know rabbits could be walked and stuff!

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Its the only way he can come to school with me

[idontknowhowididit]

Really? Weird, I could see him just kinda chilling in your backpack and not doing much. He just seems like a very laid-back rabbit.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Yep. He has fallen asleep on it a few times

[idontknowhowididit]

Then what's with the whole 'leash' thing? If he doesn't get a whole ways away from your backpack,what's the big deal?

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thenightvalehumanpet:

Yes they are. And Bob has a leash too!

That’s sooo cool! I didn’t know rabbits could be walked and stuff!

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Its the only way he can come to school with me

[idontknowhowididit]

Really? Weird, I could see him just kinda chilling in your backpack and not doing much. He just seems like a very laid-back rabbit.

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  Hey, I’m not alone then! Maybe me and the other guy can work together on getting better then. Oh cool, I think I met your girlfriend Francis earlier then. Well, so did my cousin Hal but he was busy being a jerkface.

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Well Leon has a tutor already. He’s extermly smart but can’t do Math to save his life. But he’s great in Chemistry. And you probably did. Part of being President of Student Council is that you have to greet new students. I apologized if she seemed rude. She’s very blunt in what she says

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Hm? Oh, oh no, no way in hell could I even dream about being his tutor. I suck major in math, hence the 'getting better' bit. And chemistry...well, I'm better with Biology cause less numbers and confusion. And...IkindagotaDingeometryandcan'ttakechemistryanyways. I can understand her getting stressed if she has to take care of all of this craziness alone,and I can get the bluntness. My cousin can get pretty bad too at times.

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It’s also called I have scholarships for College to be a neurosurgeon. Espcially to Ivy League schools. So grades means I won’t be stuck in some dead end job like you will be.

Francis stop it. Kevin is going to be upset with you if you keep making it worst.

Kevin will get a story out of this.

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Hey, I said your grades, not mine. I'm already better at math than numbnuts here so that's something.

Yeah, and I'm better at English dipshit. I thought we said we were'nt gonna bring up math?

Admit your weaknesses Mattie boy, at least then for once you'll be honest about something.

Look, shut up Hal. Everything's probably going to get worse if we continue like this.

You're such a baby, Matt.

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doctorfrancissnow

Well you’re proving the reason why I call you dumb asses. The amount of barbaric language in your statement. Studies may show those who swear alot are trustworthy but I find that statement false. Also I have the highest GPA in the school. I am a certificated genius as well.

Why are we auguring about this?

Cause Hal is a ass hole who wants to be top dog all over again.

Hey, I was keepin you and your smart mouth out of trouble half the time, funnyman! Plus why the fuck should I give a shit bout your grades, Francis? Grades don't mean anything, that just shows you're not bored enough to blow it off.

Just shut up, cous. We're trying to make friends, not mortal enemies dipfuck.

I'm going to turn you into a body pillow burrito when we get back home.

Your dad is gonna have your ass.

Phssst. Big whoop there, Mattie.

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  I did well? That’s great! Hey, I don’t care as long as it’s passing cause I suck at math anyways. Least now I won’t give mom a reason to take away my comics! Hey, my name’s Matt. Who’re you?

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I’m Kevin. Vice President of Student Council and Editor-in-Chief of the school newspaper. And I know another person who sucks at math as well.

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Hey, I'm not alone then! Maybe me and the other guy can work together on getting better then. Oh cool, I think I met your girlfriend Francis earlier then. Well, so did my cousin Hal but he was busy being a jerkface.

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thenightvalehumanpet:

Yes they are. And Bob has a leash too!

That's sooo cool! I didn't know rabbits could be walked and stuff!

[idontknowhowididit]

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doctorfrancissnow

Oh lovely. More dumb asses. Is it even possible to get some intelligence around here? Especially using barbaric language like dill will. Anyways, I’m Francis Snow, President of Student Council and Vice President of Biology Club. This is my twin brother Leon and the rabbit is Bob. And the Asian is my boyfriend, Kevin, Vice President of Student Council and Editor in Chief of the School Paper

HI! I’m Leon! And You Can’t touch Bob! The School said he’s mine!

What did you just say about us? Only I can insult my squirt of a cousin here!

Dude, chill out man! She doesn't know us, so we can't blame her for calling us dumb asses. Nice to meet you, Francis and Leon. You two seem pretty nice.

Mattie, what is it with you and making excuses for people? Fuckin wimp. Hey Leon. What makes you think you can call us dumb asses,Miss Prissy?

[idontknowhowididit]

  *Sticks head through doorway* Did I hear someone mention a bunny? Cause those are adorable fluffy bundles of joy.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Yes! This si Bob. I like to hold him and cuddle with him.

[idontknowhowididit]

Bob is adorable! Like seriously, look at his widdle nose all twitching, awww…

[thenightvalehumanpet]

The school said I can keep him as long as I can take care of him!

[idontknowhowididit]

Cool! Rabbits are like, some of the best pets ever from what I've heard. Pretty much easy to feed,take care of, and all that stuff. I'm more of a dog person, but bunnies are awesome.

[idontknowhowididit]

I got an A on my English assignment! And I missed a whole lot of school due to moving! YES! I can’t wait to see what my grade on that math quiz thingy was!

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Oh! So you are the new kid. I actually have your math quiz. I help grade the test and quizzes from time to time. Here. It’s good for missing alot but you won’t match Francis or Dubinsky in their grades. 

[idontknowhowididit]

I did well? That's great! Hey, I don't care as long as it's passing cause I suck at math anyways. Least now I won't give mom a reason to take away my comics! Hey, my name's Matt. Who're you?

[idontknowhowididit]

Hey! The Charles cousins have arrived!

Oh god. Where- where did this crowd even come from? And how the hell are you so happy? It's too early for this shit.

I dunno man! Sure looks like a nice welcoming committee though.  Hey, my name's Matt and this guy in the tie is my cousin Hal. He's a jerk, but family's family. Hey you, over there. You look like a pretty cool person to know, what's your name? My family moved in a coupla weeks ago, so we don't know a whole lotta people.

Thanks for not letting me introduce myself, dumb ass.

Dude, shut up! They look like they wanna say something, dill weed. Let em talk.

[idontknowhowididit]

I got an A on my English assignment! And I missed a whole lot of school due to moving! YES! I can't wait to see what my grade on that math quiz thingy was!

[idontknowhowididit]

  *Sticks head through doorway* Did I hear someone mention a bunny? Cause those are adorable fluffy bundles of joy.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Yes! This si Bob. I like to hold him and cuddle with him.

[idontknowhowididit]

Bob is adorable! Like seriously, look at his widdle nose all twitching, awww...

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Hmph...my cousin has little to no music taste. Seriously, fucking ABBA?

I THOUGHT WE SAID NO MORE FUCKING ABBA, MAN!

HEY, STOP JUDGING MY MUSIC TASTE YOU DICK!

SAY THAT TO MY FACE INSTEAD OF EDITING THE POST DUMBASS.

ALRight then, I will! Preare to battle in twenty minutes, asshole.

Bring it on, dipshit.