The Human Pet

Leon is the human pet and the human Barbie Doll. Currently looked after by the Lab

[idontknowhowididit]

  Then what’s with the whole ‘leash’ thing? If he doesn’t get a whole ways away from your backpack,what’s the big deal?

[thenightvalehumanpet]

The school told me to put him on the leash

[deerskinbriefcase]

  Oh! Sounds like the cousin I call Meltyface. Still a dipshit after this long to grow up. Compared to Meltyface, Leon is already way ahead of being a little shit. No offense, Leon.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Wait I'm confused

[idontknowhowididit]

thenightvalehumanpet:

Yes they are. And Bob has a leash too!

That’s sooo cool! I didn’t know rabbits could be walked and stuff!

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Its the only way he can come to school with me

[idontknowhowididit]

Really? Weird, I could see him just kinda chilling in your backpack and not doing much. He just seems like a very laid-back rabbit.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Yep. He has fallen asleep on it a few times

[ari-the-night-vale-intern-blog]

  Alayna plucks her bag off the floor an brushes it off before putting it back on her shoulder.

"Yeah, I think you should get his eyes AND his brain checked," Alayna told Francis, "I don’t know how the hell he managed to get me confused with HER of all people…"

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Leon looked like he was about to cry which pissed off Francis.

"Oh watch what you say bitch. He sees Ari more than you so he's going to think its her and not the bitch queen." She said

"I'm not dumb." Leon said lowering his head.

"No your not. You're smarter than this bitch." Francis said.

[idontknowhowididit]

thenightvalehumanpet:

Yes they are. And Bob has a leash too!

That's sooo cool! I didn't know rabbits could be walked and stuff!

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Its the only way he can come to school with me

[idontknowhowididit]

  *Sticks head through doorway* Did I hear someone mention a bunny? Cause those are adorable fluffy bundles of joy.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Yes! This si Bob. I like to hold him and cuddle with him.

[idontknowhowididit]

Bob is adorable! Like seriously, look at his widdle nose all twitching, awww…

[thenightvalehumanpet]

The school said I can keep him as long as I can take care of him!

[idontknowhowididit]

Cool! Rabbits are like, some of the best pets ever from what I’ve heard. Pretty much easy to feed,take care of, and all that stuff. I’m more of a dog person, but bunnies are awesome.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Yes they are. And Bob has a leash too!

[thenightvalehumanpet]

I wanted to show everyone what Bob looks like! Kevin bought the Leash and its jacket for me as a gift! and Bob likes it too! He thinks he's part of the Sheriff's Secret Police but he doesn't have a cape like they do!

[deerskinbriefcase]

YOU'RE BACK! YOU'RE BACK! *bounces around*

Hello, Leon. I’m happy to be back as well.

Good to see you cheerful as ever.

[deerskinbriefcase]

  Well, I’m honored that I am one of the friends you decide to keep company with. And quantity of friends is not as important as the quality of them. Numbers mean little, but if they can cheer you up…isn’t that all that really matters in the end?

[thenightvalehumanpet]

I think so. The books say that and Doctor Snow told me she was special friends with Mr. Kevin on the radio. She came in one day walking funny and said it hurt to sit down. Why would a friend make you hurt? But he makes her happy and that's what friend's do!

[deerskinbriefcase]

YOU'RE BACK! YOU'RE BACK! *bounces around*

Hello, Leon. I’m happy to be back as well.

Good to see you cheerful as ever.

[deerskinbriefcase]

  …Yeah. Friends, Leon.

It doesn’t seem I’ve had many of those. But…I like having one. It’s nice.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

I don't have many either. You, Mr. Matt and Mr. Dubinsky are my friends

[deerskinbriefcase]

YOU'RE BACK! YOU'RE BACK! *bounces around*

Hello, Leon. I’m happy to be back as well.

Good to see you cheerful as ever.

[deerskinbriefcase]

  When I get a chance, I will definetly ask her if I can assist with your education.

After all, you are my friend.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Friends!

[deerskinbriefcase]

YOU'RE BACK! YOU'RE BACK! *bounces around*

Hello, Leon. I’m happy to be back as well.

Good to see you cheerful as ever.

[deerskinbriefcase]

  No one enjoys math except for a select few. That seems to be a fact of life. I can assist you if you want, but no guarantees on how well I may do. Math is never a strong subject for myself.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

You would have to talk to Doctor Snow about helping me with Math. She's scritct on who teaches me what

[deerskinbriefcase]

YOU'RE BACK! YOU'RE BACK! *bounces around*

Hello, Leon. I’m happy to be back as well.

Good to see you cheerful as ever.

[deerskinbriefcase]

  I do not know. I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting this ‘Doctor Snow’ just yet. But Doctor Snow is helping to further your education, which is rather commendable.

Why does this feel oddly foreboding…and at the same time a bit similar to deja vu?

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Yep! and she said if my math improves she'll get me started on Chemistry. I don't like math

[deerskinbriefcase]

YOU'RE BACK! YOU'RE BACK! *bounces around*

Hello, Leon. I’m happy to be back as well.

Good to see you cheerful as ever.

[deerskinbriefcase]

  Oh Leon, that sounds amazing! Progressing your education is always worth the effort. Doctor Snow?

Isn’t that your last name as well?

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Yes. Is that why we look alike?

[deerskinbriefcase]

YOU'RE BACK! YOU'RE BACK! *bounces around*

Hello, Leon. I’m happy to be back as well.

Good to see you cheerful as ever.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Yep Yep! My learning is much better! Doctor Snow said she's getting stuff that's harder but she says I could do it easy! Oh yeah there is a person called Doctor Snow who looks like me when I'm dressed like a women!

[idontknowhowididit]

  *Sticks head through doorway* Did I hear someone mention a bunny? Cause those are adorable fluffy bundles of joy.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

Yes! This si Bob. I like to hold him and cuddle with him.

[idontknowhowididit]

Bob is adorable! Like seriously, look at his widdle nose all twitching, awww…

[thenightvalehumanpet]

The school said I can keep him as long as I can take care of him!

[doctor-dubinsky-deactivated2016]

Who took it?

[doctor-dubinsky-deactivated2016]

  Yes. Surprisingly. Hey, make sure you don’t choke that rabbit with your hugging and shit.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

I wouldn't hurt Bob.

[doctor-dubinsky-deactivated2016]

  He really likes that rabbit. They’re…going. Sometimes he gets it right, but other times it’s like he has no idea what he’s doing. It might just be luck.

[thenightvalehumanpet]

It's interesting. He excels in Chemistry and everything else but fails in Math.