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ilya are you seeing this
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i can't remember who the op was but i read a fat shane post where he ran and ilya watched and i thought yes!! then i lost the post🙇
deleted scenes from the cottage: day 2 (subscribe on ao3 <3)
yes i think ilya had trouble sleeping the first few nights at the cottage bc he was nervous!! and myshane stole an article of clothing from ilya every time they hooked up. it started with a sock by accident and then escalated to shirts when he got brave
girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.
Dogboys Shane and Ilya who in this universe can never "sell" the rivalry because they both can't stop wagging their tails when they see or talk about each other.
Like everything in his life, Shane is very pragmatic about sex.
First it’s planning their meet-ups months ahead. Shane has time to plan his outfit, do a pre-workout, and complete his prep routine. When he’s hosting, the temperature is perfectly set, lights low, fresh towels set out on the counters. When Ilya’s hosting or a hotel, he builds in time to do everything he needs beforehand.
Once they’re married, that changes. Living together means things can be a lot more spontaneous (which he loves) but he also likes to know The Plan™️.
And once they’re married, Shane has no problem asking for what he wants so he can plan out his day and routine. It’s not particularly sexy, but he guesses that’s married life.
“Ilya?”
“Hm?”
“Do you want to eat me out after the Canada match tonight?”
They had both been rooting for Canada at the world cup - Ilya even got them jerseys.
Ilya chokes and Shane frowns at him. “You okay?”
“I - just - what?”
“Well I’m going to do a full shower after my physio session with Amelia - I should be done by the time the Canada game starts. Oh - and I meant to ask if you liked those new frozen meals Lyn brought over. They’re a new brand.”
“I - yes, please Shane if I ever don’t want to eat you out, I have been replaced by aliens.”
“Okay, cool. And the meals?”
“Gross,” Ilya said. “But normal gross.”
~*~*~*~
“Ilya?”
“What?”
“Can we fuck on the couch tonight? With the fire going?”
Ilya grit his teeth and for a second Shane thought he would say no.
“Of course.”
“Maybe around 8? I bought 2 hour logs and the fire needs to be completely out by bedtime.”
“Okay.”
~*~*~*~
“Ilya!”
“Shane?”
“Look at your messages! I want to try that position. Maybe after we get back from our afternoon skate?”
~*~*~*~
“Ilya?” Shane asked through his cars bluetooth. Ilya was cooking and keeping him company on the phone as he drove back from an optometrist appointment. Much to his husband’s (fake) disappointment, his slight nearsightedness still didn’t need glasses for anything besides reading comfortably.
“Hm?”
“Did my package get delivered?”
“A package did. I put it on side table for you.”
“Can you go ahead and open it? I wasn’t sure what size to get so I got a few options. I want to try them this weekend - maybe Saturday? If they don’t fit, I’ll need to do another order tonight for 3 day shipping.”
He heard Ilya take a deep breath. He hated to give him another thing to do on top of making dinner, but he wanted to make sure they had the right sizes before they wanted to use them.
~*~*~*~
“Hey Ilya?” Shane said quietly, so the other people at the stuffy fundraiser couldn’t hear.
“Yes?” Ilya, his hand coming up to run through the back of Shane’s hair.
“I’m exhausted. Can we do shower blowjobs when we get home tonight?”
Ilya hand stuttered in his hair. Shane hated to disappoint him but he was too tired for his prep routine, his post routine, and cleaning the sheets. Or even getting up for Ilya to do it. Shower blowjobs had excellent clean up time and he could fall right into bed afterwards.
“That sounds perfect,” Ilya said, a little roughly.
~*~*~*~
Shane was going to kill him. Murder him. Like a sniper - out of the blue, at any given moment, Shane might call out to him all softly and then ask for hottest sex imaginable (all sex with Shane) AND THEN plan it for later, leaving Ilya incredibly worked up.
The worst part was Shane did not even know he did this to him - for Shane, it was just planning - run at 6, breakfast at 8:15, workout at 8:30, shower at 10, fuck husband at 10:45, off ice training at 12:15, etc. It drove Ilya insane.
But Ilya didn’t want to mess it up by acting on the extreme horniness he felt every time his husband causally planned out mind blowing sex. He knew routine was good for Shane’s brain and it would mess the routine up if Shane asked to pencil in a blowjob at 3:15pm and Ilya dropped to his knees right then. So he had to wait and wait until the clocked ticked down for their scheduled appointment. He loved it.
I love to read the Boston Tuna hookup from Shane's perspective, it's one of the best scenes of the book, but damn I need to have the Ilya version because WHAT THE FUCK was going through that man's mind?
Let's recap, he:
Doesn't talk to Shane when he first arrives until they're both in the bedroom, still no hi
Asks him to be on top because he wants to "look at his face"
Calls him "Sweetheart" as he comes
Initiates uncharacteristic cuddles complete with "adoring" face kisses (words by shane, who is getting freaked out, understandably)
Asks him to stay the night
Asks him to stay the night?
Stocks his drink of choice (that hasn't been mentioned in the whole book and shane thinks its fucking weird he knows what his beer replacement is? Understandably again)
Cooks for him (shane is thinking delivery, Ilya says no I'll make sandwiches)
Gets weird about Shane drinking the ginger ale
Starts to prod shane about him liking women
Actually just starts a really weird convo with him? Like guys, it's even weirder in the book
(I'm skipping the whole call from Grigory thing bc that's not something that Ilya did)
They keep watching hockey in silence and Ilya basically puts Shane in a spooning position in the couch for a cuddle and playing with his hair before initiating more sex
Blurts out his name as he comes
After shane backtracks he does this weird little "no this is nothing hollander but also you forgetting a team meet give me a more convincing lie" while basically asking daring him to stay with his eyes
I just can't picture what the plan was, what he was thinking he would achieve with this, I need to read Ilyas pov from this.
And this is NOT ALL. This man has been acting weird since the previous hookup (also a Shane POV, the prologue) three weeks before in Montreal.
Ilya what the FUCK was all that? Shane is both freaking out and going with the flow bc he enjoys this, but what kind of weird vibe are you bringing dude?
"Haha you should get laid more often Hollander :) because you're not getting laid :) because you're thinking of me :) because I have ruined you for others :) do you agree?"
"What?"
"Do you agree that you need to get laid more? :)"
Fucking weirdo loser fake idgafer you're so dear to me
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jane had no idea what would happen when she let lilya into the cottage for the first time but she had expected to get passed the foyer before she had to start defending herself. alas knowing who her company was she should have expected this.
“hollander.”
“hm?” jane hummed, setting lilya’s bag by the stairs before returning to her side.
“what are these?” she tipped her head and it made a stray curl spring loose from her low ponytail which was.. mildly distracting. jane followed the motion towards a row of four silver hooks screwed into a cedar plank on the wall by the door.
“uh my keys.” she said because very clearly from each hook was hung a pair of keys.
all of my star trek tos lesbians art so far :-) to everyone who has been telling me to watch it for my whole entire life: you were right
all of my star trek tos lesbians art so far :-) to everyone who has been telling me to watch it for my whole entire life: you were right
One day Ilya is going to realise that when you add up Shane's jersey number you get 6, and when you add up his own, you get 9, and it's going to be so over for Shane Hollander.
Hollanov agree to record their wedding as a personal video diary of the day.
Shane’s surprisingly quite relaxed. He’s confident in their relationship, excited to be married, and knows that even if something goes wrong, it doesn’t matter, because at the end of the day he’ll be with Ilya.
Ilya is stressed. He keeps crying. This is the best day of his life. Shane deserves better, why would the greatest man on earth want him. He’s never been happier. Something’s gonna go wrong, he knows it. Bood, Troy, and Sveta have to keep calming him down and reminding him that Shane loves him and they deserve to be happy together. He locks himself in the bathroom.
Shane’s getting dressed with Hayden, JJ, and Rose, sipping champagne, feet up as he waits for the ceremony to start.
Once they manage to coax Ilya out of the bathroom, David comes in and does his canon speech about Ilya being his second son. The waterworks start again.
David then checks on Shane. “At least you’re doing okay.” “…. i-is Ilya not doing okay?” “Don’t worry about it, have another flute.”
ok i have anotha thought.... i know most ppl prefer shane w either Top Surgery or having transitioned early enough that he never really grew breast tissue but #onthisday i am thinking about shane breasts and ilya kissing them. will i be allowed into heaven......
*offering you a single fresh raspberry* yes you are destined for heaven, personally I tend to prefer that also but! I can and will expand on this idea, in my mind Shane has a lot of social dysphoria and probably a complicated relationship with these aspects of himself, but a lott of the painful shit he's gone through mentally is started to heal by the way Ilya sees him if that makes sense? like Shane's body does not look cis, T has changed both the way his genitalia and breasts look, it doesn't function the way a cis body does, and while those bits are still there Shane looks at his body and sees a man. no matter what he's calling those things they're man parts, that's his Grown Man Pussy, right? Those are his Man Tiddies. And Ilya just going "Okee, yes, makes sense" and just respecting that this is fundamentally Shane sets him at ease. (sorry this was supposed to be sexy itll get sexy) and i think this probably happens way way down the line but eventually Ilya is kissing his breasts and Holding them (i dont think Shane woukd like honking but maybe thats a personal ick) and I think Shane figures out he likes having them played with maybe not grabbed or pulled on but definitely he enjoys a bit of groping and they both have an ITrustYou fetish so this being kind of a Thing for Shane makes them both rock hard because nobody else Gets This
also bc of T i think they should be a bit hairy perhaps around the nipples and Ilya pets the hair ok im done 👍 unless
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Rocky: "why Grace so 🎶🎶🎶 stupid. Question."
Grace: "Excuse me buddy?"
Rocky: "...🎶🎶🎶 stupid. Hmm. Need word."
Grace: "...what does it mean?"
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Grace: "So a swear word. I'm not giving you the human word for that."
Rocky: "Why not. Question."
Grace: "Because this human thinks they are rude too."
Rocky: "Do not be little 🎶🎶🎶 Grace. Give Rocky human swear word."