Not Bueno

Used to be Le/monBe/rry-So/da three years ago (currently 2023) but I hate this account now and what is on it so sorry but find greener pasteurs. The pasteurs here are now gray. Love u besties I'll make a better version of this someday

[idontlikethisaccount]

You know, there's an entire generation that, when hearing the song "I Wanna Rock" by the Twisted Sisters, thinks "oh cool, they made a parody of the Goofy Goober Rock" and I think that's beautiful.

[idontlikethisaccount]

Our city is going into lockdown tonight but at least someone's out here spreading joy

[catchymemes]

[idontlikethisaccount]

Hello my friend!

[idontlikethisaccount]

God is, among other things, a Christian's FBI agent

[idontlikethisaccount]

I may have just failed the most recent test but one thing I'm definitely learning from my semester in zoology is that if you ever need inspiration for a grotesque, terrifying monster, just look at random diagrams and go ham.

Also that female parasitic worms do indeed have vaginas.

[idontlikethisaccount]

Oh my God I just found all of my Pokemon games after literally half a year thinking they were lost I'm so happy

[idontlikethisaccount]

Concept: a generic nightclub, except every hour (can be more often), one of those songs from a middle school dance starts playing. Cupid's Shuffle, Macarena, you know it.

[idontlikethisaccount]

Please .... For fucking once . .... . .. ... Can Trix be for rabbits..... .

[idontlikethisaccount]

Had a dream where my cats started multiplying. Like I go upstairs, my cat Arrow's in the bathroom. I look over, Arrow's in my doorway. I look back, there are 2 Arrows in my bathroom. My other cat Marigold gets involved. They begin covering every floor surface. I figure it's a hallucination as Arrows begin stacking on top of each other. All in the same lying position, all staring at me was calm, fearless eyes, making me feel nothing.

I go downstairs again and get my parents.

[idontlikethisaccount]

I read a YA-esque book in middle school and in it the protag farmer makes a thing of orange soda and some other stuff to brighten her pumpkin and because of that I have the primal urge to dump my diet Pepsi onto my plants every time I see them

[princesscheeto]

FEED ME ♡

[valtsv]

[idontlikethisaccount]

I got one that said "goat" and experienced the most joy one could have in forgetting old slang

[baddiemode]

[mjandersen]

I have been here, multiple times!  By referring to the order as a “Little Rosa”, you don’t have to make as big a deal out of the fact that you’re seeking help.

And believe it or not, it gets better. Rosa’s also gives out sweatshirts to the homeless (or sells them to the general public) that has information on local soup kitchens and even computer training in the area, on an insert sewn inside the sweatshirt.

(Details)

[jessicalprice]

Reblogged again for these excellent details.

[aviouslyy]

Also you can buy slices for the homeless through their online store, from anywhere, not just PA!

[royaleomens]

here is the link for anyone who wants to buy slices for the homeless

[pardonmewhileipanic]

thank you for the comment about buying online! I am in canada but would love to help

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST

[idontlikethisaccount]

My glasses are off quick post mean things in really small text so I can't read it and have to squint

[idontlikethisaccount]

[30-minute-memes]

Very cash money of you

[kropotkindersurprise]

2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]

[kedreeva]

I’m reblogging this again because I finally realized why this is so funny to me, as a bird person.

In the first gif, what you’re seeing is a man who has zero idea how to handle a bird. That’s a heavy bird, and he’s got his arm stretched out as far as it will go in an attempt to keep the bird away from his face. What that does is create unstable footing for Uncle Sam. The handler is there trying to hold up Trump’s arm, but the bird has already realized it needs to leave or it will fall. In the first gif the bird is not attacking Trump- it is trying to get away from him so it doesn’t get hurt.

In the second gif, what we see is a bird that remembers what just happened and is blaming Trump for it. Uncle Sam sees Trump reach for its tether, and makes a lunge at Trump’s hand to keep him away. The bird /does not/ want to hang out with Trump because it has learned that Trump has no idea what he is doing.

Uncle Sam is rejecting Trump based on Trump’s proven inability to properly handle Uncle Sam. And that is both hilarious and beautiful.

Good bird.

[rainnecassidy]

Always reblog Uncle Sam telling Trump to fuck off

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

This is a better explanation of these gifs than I could have given!

[allaboardtheloonyexpress]

I had to reblog this, for obvious reasons.

[breelandwalker]

REBLOGGING FOR TRUMP’S PROVEN INABILITY TO PROPERLY HANDLE UNCLE SAM.