when suguru mentioned that he and satoru were going to take a mission overseas, you thought it would be just that, a mission overseas. thatâs what it started out as, but visiting australia was something neither of them have ever done, so why not stay a couple days?
mistake on their part, because not only were the insects on a whole other level, but so were the curses. not that they were necessarily difficult or scary, but really large and in charge.
the couple extra of days they were staying was supposed to be fun, but suguru struggled to think about anything other than his sweet girlfriend.
âno way. are you seriously still pouting? youâre going to see her in like- three days!â
suguru groans, you wouldâve assumed he was in physical pain, âyou donât have to remind me. i miss her enough without you bringing her up.â
satoru wants to pull his hair out. he was happy for the two of you guys donât get me wrong, but jeez!
âweâre in another country and all you can think about is going back home! we should go out tonight, one of the locals said there was a spot that offered cheesecake and beer. you can get wasted while i get high on sweet, sweet sugar.â
he practically had stars in his eyes at the mention of sweets. satoru hopes this would entice suguru to go out tonight.
suguru sighs at satorus shamelessness, âalright satoru, where is this place?â
satoru shouldâve never let suguru touch a single drop of alcohol, because now heâs even more insufferable.
he was honestly getting a little embarrassed to be seen with him at this point, âsatoru, we have to leave now, i canât go another minute without her.â
he rolls his eyes in response, âsuguru, youâre just about in tears right now. maybe you should drink some water.â
suguru shakes his head, he starts getting up from his seat. âi think i have to use the bathroom.â
satoru watches as he get up and goes to the bathroom. he sighs in delight as he can now enjoy his cherry cheesecake. he eats it, nodding his head softly to the music playing in the background.
but thereâs an issue, itâs been ten minutes, and suguru still isnât back from the restroom. maybe heâs taking a shit?
he wishes, and he regrets not going to check on suguru. because heâs not in the bathroom, not in the cafe, not even on the same street. heâs gone.
suguru on the other hand, waved down a taxi, and is now on the way to a tattoo parlor.
that taxi driver mustâve been out of his mind to drive a clearly intoxicated suguru to a tattoo parlor of all places, but hey, money is money.
it was the middle of a weekday so the place was pretty much empty aside from the tattoo artists.
suguru walks into the place with a plan. he was originally going to get your face tattooed, but he didnât think you would like it, so he toned it down.
now, all he planned to do was get your full name tattooed on his collarbone! nice and subtle he thinks.
a guy comes up to him, âheya! how can i help ya?â
suguru has sobered up a bit since entering the door, the cold air blowing on his face has him waking up from whatever drunken funk he was in.
âi want to get my girlfriends name tattooed. yes i love her, yes iâve made up my mind about this, yes i plan on marrying her one day.â
the guy laughs at his declaration, âwell iâm darwin! iâm willing to do whatever youâd like after you sign a waiver and some paperwork.â
suguru nods, heâs starting to get excited! the love of his life will always be with him!
darwin has suguru sign multiple contracts, âlisten, i wouldnât mind doing this for you, but you seem like youâve been drinking a bit. iâm going to have you drink some water and sit out for about thirty minutes. if you still want the tattoo, iâll do it for you.â
as much as suguru wanted this now, he wasnât going to throw a fit for it. âi understand.â
darwin nods in approval, âgood man.â
satoru is going to freak out. itâs been an hour since suguru âwent to the bathroomâ and heâs still missing!
heâs called sugurus phone what must have been a million times! so he does the next best thing, heâs going to call you. the time difference wasnât that big of a deal, so itâs not like you would be sleeping or anything.
now when you saw satoru calling you, you didnât think much of it, âsuguru is missing! we were at this place and he said he went to the bathroom but itâs been an hour and iâve tried calling him but he isnât answering his phone!â
you wanted to hang up just hearing satorus whiny voice, but apparently your boyfriend was missing in another country so you felt staying on the line was a good idea.
âheâs missing? what were you guys doing when you lost him?â
satoru was offended, âlost him?! heâs not a dog!â
âsatoru focus!â
he looks around frantically, âwe were at this cafe so i could get some treats, but they also serve alcohol so suguru got drunk because he was a whiny mess because he missed you!â
aw, so cute!
your boyfriend misses you as much as you missed him it seems!
âi already knew about the cafe, but woah, i didnât know they served alcohol. australia is intense!â
âhow did you know we were at a cafe? also focus! who cares about the alcohol right now. if you have his location, where is he now, i can go find him!â
ânope. i donât have his location, itâs âcause heâs always updating me where he is personally.â
satoru wants to vomit, of course he personally tells you everything. and he knew that was true because suguru did tell him he was going to text you real quick.
âso he never texted you after that?â
you nod your head even though he canât see you, âhe did. he just kept telling me things like, âi love youâ and âi canât wait to come back home.â he probably did that while he was in the bathroom at the cafe.â
satoru furrows his eyebrows, âcould you try calling him? he wouldnât answer me.â
âyeah, iâll call you right back.â
you were a bit worried. satoru said he wasnât answering his calls. what if his phone died and now heâs lost in a foreign country!
you called him and it was answered on the first ring, âhi sweetheart, iâm so glad you called. iâve missed you so much for the past couple of days.â
how sappy!
âhi hon, can you send me the address of the place youâre at? satoru told me you left the cafe.â
suguru gasped like he committed a crime, âoh my gosh. of course i will sweetheart. i can send it right now.â
you smiled at the quickness of his actions, âthank you hon, i have to go now ok? i love you.â
âi love you too!â
you went to the messages between you and suguru and there it is, the address.
calling satoru back, âdid he answer?!â
âyep, he sent the the address, i just sent it to you.â
âok iâm on the way there bye!â
*beep* *beep*
âalright then.â
satoru canât believe this. the address sent him to a tattoo parlor. this had to have been a joke right? maybe he typed the wrong address into the maps? because suguru getting a tattoo was totally crazy! suguru has never mentioned getting a tattoo and heâs a person who plans everything ahead.
unless he was drunk and out of his mind.
uh oh.
satoru rushes into the parlor, looking around for any sign of his long haired friend.
âyo, satoru!â
satoru turns a hard left to see his friend in the chair.
with a tattoo.
more specifically, a tattoo of your full name on his collarbone.
no way, he thought.
âsheâs going to be so pissed suguru.â
darwin immediately looked towards suguru, âplease donât tell me she was actually your ex girlfriend or something.â
suguru shakes his head, ânope! sheâs still with me.â
ânot for long.â satoru mumbles to himself.
âyou canât tell her yet satoru, iâm going to surprise her!â suguru wants to slap the grin off of his face.
âmy mouth is shut.â he does a motion of zipping his lips.
satoru and suguru are back in japan.
they arrived back to the school around noon, needing to drop off the mission details. thatâs not all they were there for, you and shoko were having a meeting with yaga about the new students for next year.
this was the first year you were going to be teaching, so getting to know who the students are before they arrive would help you get to understand them better.
you knew the two of them were back already. everyone knew, with the amount of cursed energy they had made it pretty easy to gauge how close or far they were.
yaga still had more to say, but he could tell you were a bit distracted with the fact that suguru was back.
he sighs at the distraction of the boys, âwe can visit this later, go see him.â even though he would rather finish this here and now, he knew you missed suguru.
âthank you yaga.â you smile at him before quickly leaving, âyeah, yeah.â he mutters to himself.
âthose two are so in love it makes me sick.â shoko tells him.
yaga doesnât say anything, he just nods, because yes, it is nauseating.
âsuguru!â he hears you yell out, and immediately a smile is put on his face.
the two of you run towards each other, giving the other a tight embrace.
satoru groans at the sight of the two of you, while suguru, winces?
you immediately pull back, âwhat was that? did you get hurt?â you ask as you start to put your hands around him, inspecting where the pain came from.
ânot hurt, hurt a little sore.â
you nodded in understanding, âi didnât think the mission was going to be that tiring.â
satoru snorts at your words, âmission. yeah right.â
you furrow your eyebrows in confusion, âseems do you mean by that satoru?â
he just laughs, ânothing, he just got injured bringing something back to you.â
you grab his hand, âletâs go then, i have something for you too!â
suguru nods while smiling, following behind.
when you at suguru make it to the common area, he sees a large bouquet arrangement of different kinds of yellow flowers.
âi got these for you this morning! there was a persistent young girl selling them!â you explained, handing them to him.
he holds them for a couple seconds before putting them back down. he wraps his arms around you, kissing your forehead, âthank you, theyâre almost as beautiful as you.â
you laugh at his corniness, âhow gross.â
he just smiles, hearing your laugh makes his heart thump so loudly.
you wanted to tell him that you missed him dearly, but before you could even say anything, suguru gently removed himself from you and took off his shirt.
?
then you saw it.
on his collarbone was your full name. the font was sleek and classy, ink was dark like his hair.
âwoah,â your eyes widened, you gently glide your fingers over the skin
âas long as i have this on me, my love for you will not fade. yâknow, like a tattoo.â
you teared up. he was so committed to you that he got you permanently branded on his skin.
âtattoos can fade too.â you laugh at flaw in his words.
his eyebrows furrowed in determination, âi would get this re-tattooed everyday if it meant it wouldnât ever fade.â
you wrap your arms around his neck, planting a kiss on his lips.
itâs been a week since suguru can back with your name tattooed.
you wanted to do surprise him and do something similar, but not as extreme. so on your collarbone, you had a âSâĄâ.
âlook! we match now!â you had told him excitedly.
safe to say, suguru cried more than you did when you saw his tattoo!
he held you in his arms, crying into your shoulder, wailing, âi love you so much!â
satoru and shoko canât stand the two of you! ugh!
youâve been so worried about suguru these past couple of weeks. for one, when he slept over in your dorm last night, he forgot to give you a good night kiss.
and sure you can chalk it up to him being to tired from missions (which, yes that was the reason), but still ! how can he call himself a good boyfriend if heâs forgetting good night kisses !
for two, he refused to eat the breakfast you made for him this morning. and you outta whoop satoru for saying the reason he didnât want to eat was because you are a terrible chef, claiming, âhow the hell did you burn miso broth?! itâs broth!â whatever you plan to just ignore satoru, per usual.
and last but not least, for three, his attitude. well it hasnât been bad per say, but heâs just been so quiet, like something is missing.
you decide to put the feeling aside, and focus on your boyfriend who has to leave for a mission in about 20 minutes. you cling to him while he holds you silently as the time passes to fast for your, and his liking.
after some time, he get the courage to get up and get ready for said mission (not after a bit of whining from him of not wanting to leave you).
âiâll see you soon ok?â he ends with whispering your name and offering you a sweet kiss on your forehead. and he canât help but slightly grin and the small pout you give him.
âjust say you hate me and iâm a terrible girlfriend,â you groan, but simultaneously giving him a tight hug. he chuckles and responds with, âyou said it, not me.â
you gently punch his arm, causing him to give a loud laugh. âhow about you go do something useful huh? maybe finishing up homework, or better yet, go mess with satoru,â he suggests while softly rubbing your back.
you hum thoughtfully before replying, âi think iâll be productive and take a nap. last night i imagined running an empire with like a million servants. i think they miss me bossing them around,â you nod your head seemingly serious.
suguru canât help but blink at the absurdity of people missing their empress, especially you of all people. he just imagines you relaxed with no cares in the world, while your servants stress to keep you happy.
âif thatâs what you deem productive,â he mumbles with a smile, but still canât help but feel bad for these imaginary workers.
you yawn and start laying down, as you wave your hand to excuse him. ahh he thinks the tyranny has already begun.
youâve been in a coma for at least 7 years. because when you awaken from your ânapâ you see your boyfriend with two young children.
âare you serious suguru? i get into some freak accident putting me into a coma and you move on and have kids?! did you at least have the heart to break up with me or did you not expect i would ever wake again?â
suguru loves you, he really does. but he canât help but wonder if you were ever dropped as a child.
âahh,â he turns to look at the twins, âdo you girls mind giving us a moment, it seems as though my loving girlfriend needs a little bit of comfort after her coma.â he says winking at the girls.
the twins nod and giggle while both of them hold a plush in their hands. they slowly exit the room, well theyâre not really comfortable going far so they just sit outside the room.
âi knew it, ok you can tell me. is she prettier than me? richer? funnier? well actually i know itâs not that last one.â how humble he thinks.
suguru wraps his arms around you, gently kissing your forehead. âyouâre asking the wrong questions sweetheart, why arenât you asking how i manage to look so good at my age?â
you promptly rolls your eyes, giving him a smile, âsoâŚ. what happened on that mission?â and as much as suguru wants to keep watching you smile, he knows you wonât like the story.
and you donât, you feel disgusted and upset about how those poor girls were treated. you sport a frown on your face, in disbelief about the whole situation in general.
suguru came back with two kids. thatâs not something that happens commonly when someone leave for a mission.
âwhatâs going to happen to them suguru? well, my real question is, what do the higher ups think?â you aks because you know what kind of people the higher ups are.
they only care about jujutsu society, and if something disturbs that, sorcerer or not, they will get rid of you.
âto hell what the higher ups think. if they still want me working as a sorcerer, they are going to let the girls live in peace.â and at that moment, you donât think you couldâve fallen any harder for suguru geto.
âawwww!â you wrap your arms around him tightly, squeezing his head in your neck. he groans in embarrassment, but makes no move to get up.
*knock knock*
you both turn to the door, âum mr.geto? can we come in please?â a small voice comes from the door. suguru looks at you, as if waiting for permission. you nod once.
âcome on in girls, i want you to meet someone.â
satoru gojo enters the common area, ready to cause a ruckus. that is until he finds four figures smushed together on the couch. they all seem to be sleeping.
âwait a minute, why wasnât i invited to the sleepover!â
I was looking for you in my following list and freaked out thinking I unfollowed or smth I hope you get your account back glad I still have my goat around
iâm glad people are finding this account so you guys know i didnât just disappear đŤ â¤ď¸
i sold my soul to an etsy witch because i hate nightmares! 1,451 words!
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it happened on a sunday, more specifically, sunday night. you and satoru were laying in bed, except you were already sleeping. satoru your boyfriend, was busy on his phone.
although on his phone, satoru keeps constantly looking at you. your face looks distressed, even wearing a frown. are you okay? is it something physical or mental, like a nightmare or stomach pains?
whatever the case may be, he didnât like it one bit. he considered waking you up, but you had a mission tomorrow. oh why does he bother! heâll just wake you up and do the mission for you! besides, itâs just a check up in some creepy alley way, easy peasy.
âum hey. do you wanna wake up my beautiful, kind, sweet, loving girlfriend?â he whispers in hopes not to possibly spook you anymore. he shakes your shoulder gently.
your face looks even more distressed than it did before, which was not a good sign. fortunately for the both of you, especially satoru, you woke up.
you rubbed your eyes in confusion, âtoru? whatâs goinâ on?â
he couldnât believe this, did he just wake you up for no apparent reason? he feels awful.
he pulls you into his arms, rubbing on your back, âiâm so sorry sweetheart, you looked like you were having some sort of nowhere and i got worried.â
you furrowed your eyebrows before raising them in surprise, âi was having a nightmare. i guess seeing you made me forget.â
he canât help it. his face turns into what could be used as a furnace. the two of you have been together for three and a half years, and even before you tell were officially a couple, he always got butterflies around you.
as cute as me thinks you are, he was still concerned about the nightmare, âdo you remember what it was about?â
of course you did, it was so gory and graphic. it has felt way too realistic to be a dream. you were honestly surprised that you didnât break down in tears, but you supposed it could have been due to some kind of shock.
all you could see in the nightmare was a mission gone wrong. all your loved ones dead, killed by some curse with abnormally strong cursed technique. and the curse has left you and only you alive, like it was taunting you.
you shake your head, âi donât really remember anything. i just know that whatever i was dreaming about was really terrifying.â
satoru frowns at the knowledge. hopefully after tonight, these nightmares wonât continue on.
unfortunately for the two of you, thatâs not what happened. they had actually started to worsen. the second you would fall asleep, the nightmare would immediately start.
and even worse, the nightmare had evolved. it wasnât just showing you their deaths, it was now showing you how it killed them.
the nightmares werenât even the worst part. the worst part was when you were actually awake. you were constantly paranoid, being on the verge of a panic attack. these bad dreams had started to feel like some sort of premonition.
not even naps were safe. usually, they were dreamless, peaceful moments of unconsciousness. now blood and death had started to follow.
satoru wasnât taking this well either.
every night, you would start lightly thrashing in your sleep. satoru, who had always been a light sleeper, would always wake up in fear for you.
but being woken up wasnât even the problem, he didnât mind taking care of you after a nightmare. the issue was that it was still happening. itâs been a week and a half since the first one and their still going on.
he doesnât know what to do. he wants to take these away from you. if he has an option to take them for himself and multiply it by ten, he would do it.
he also feared because you refused to tell him what they were about. he does know that theyâre bad enough to the point you sometimes wake up crying.
but enough was enough.
he was going to go anything in his power to stop these nightmares. it didnât matter if it cost him a million yen. it didnât matter if it cost him an arm and a leg. and it certainly didnât matter what he had to do to make it happen.
turns out you can hire an etsy witch to do just about anything! from changing the weather to having people think about you, these girls can do it all!
he just has to scour the internet to find a kind witch willing enough to take away your nightmares. fortunately, he has all the money in the world to do so.
then he finds it, an account called dreamscape. the description reads as follows:
âyou have come across my page by no mistake. you are in need of help urgently, and the universe knows this.
private message me for assistance. iâll inform you of a set price and date that i can make it happen.â
well how convenient! he is in need of help urgently!
he swiftly shoots the woman a message.
âhello madam dreamscape. my girlfriend who i love dearly has been having night terrors so badly, sheâs become paranoid! i worry for her mental health, sheâs the kindest person the world will ever know, she doesnât deserve this. iâm willing to do anything necessary to make these bad dreams go away.â
he hopes that this is something the woman can do, otherwise, he worries that getting rid of nightmares will be something not many people can do.
a couple hours pass before he receives a response.
âhello satoru gojo. i can make that happen for a simple price. iâd like to practice more in the dark magic realm, but iâd need a willing participant. offer me your soul, and for the rest of her life, your girlfriend will never have a bad dream.â
he reads her message with excitement, but also fear. how did she know his name (ignoring the fact he made his username his full name)?!
all she needed was a soul to use for black magic? easy enough!
âomg omg omg!!! thank you so much for the response (ËśË áľ ËËś) .á.á as long as you pinky promise to get rid of the nightmares, you are welcome to take my soul ŕ´Śŕľŕ´Śŕ´ż(Ëľ â˘Ě á´ - Ëľ ) â§â
the etsy witch wonders if she made a mistake. this was not the mature gentleman who sent her a message for help? no worries, it doesnât matter if the soul she takes if from an idiot or not.
âthank you satoru gojo. for me to take your soul, i need a chunk of hair, a piece of clothing and lastly, i need you to write on a piece of paper your request of me, and also your signature one hundred times. send me a picture of your girlfriend along with her name so i can start the ritual. have a good night.â
the message has satoru jumping in excitement. your bad dreams are going to be gone and all he has to do is sell his soul to a kind etsy witch!
it took two nights for the witches effect to go into place.
it was done so quickly thanks to satoru. the second he was sent the instructions, he immediately started. he had actually sent it out within the second hour.
satoru was told that once everything was on its way, she would start the ritual. he didnât know how long it would take, and fortunately it didnât take a week like he had previously predicted.
two days. after a grueling two weeks, you had gotten your first real night of sleep.
you woke up crying, you were so relieved yet, exhausted at the same time. you didnât know if you were ever going to sleep well again, so you savored the moment of waking up fearless.
satoru also cried. he was so happy, but also he felt the work of the etsy witch going into effect, but other than that he was so happy!
that morning, the two of you held each other tightly. you thought it was a temporary happiness, but satoru made sure you would never feel like that again.
that night, the etsy witch got a message, along with a large sum of money added into her account.
âwhatever you did, it worked. iâve never been so relieved in my life. my money or my soul is insignificant compared to her. contact me again if you ever need anything again. i donât mind being indebted to you for the rest of my life as long as sheâs happy.â
i introduced these orphans to my girl and i lowk regret it! 1,665 words!
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âwell babe, this is why iâm always gone! meet tsumiki and megumi!â he shouts, using his arms to make the introduction more dramatic. âmegumi is tojiâs kid.â he whispers the loud part.
not quietly enough, because the young boy rolls his eyes at satoru. âthis guy stinks.â he mutters to the small girl next to him. the girl gives him a pout, âthatâs not nice megumi!â she scolds quietly.
you donât know what to say. i mean, your boyfriend came back with two children, even claiming one of them was the from sorcerer killer, toji.
you look between the two children. the girl gives you a polite smile, along with a gentle wave. the boy however, looks away, putting his hands into his pockets.
âso you werenât breaking your vow of less sweets?â you ask, but not looking away on the kids.
âyup! no vows broken over here! iâm an honorable man.â he puts a hand over his chest.
âthatâs not true,â the boy speaks up, âheâs always taking us for ice cream even when we want normal food.â
your eye twitches at that. satoru is always complaining about stomach aches after eating to many sweets, even begging you to let him be the little spoon when the two of you cuddle so that you can hold his stomach!
satoru nervously laughs, âcâmon, the kids obviously lying, iâm super responsible!â
the boy scowls at satoru, flipping him off.
that gets a laugh out of you, satoru being flipped off by a child who barely reaches his stomach.
you crouch down towards the two kids, âhi kiddos, iâm,â you tell them your name, offering a smile, âi hope satoru hasnât cause you any problems. i know how annoying he can be.â
that earns you a small âhey!â from satoru. âitâs ok missy, he wasnât that annoying! and iâm tsumiki, this is megumi!â
although megumi disagrees, âno, he was super annoying.â his face is so emotionless when he say that, but is voice tells the tale. yep, satoru definitely caused this kids some sort of trouble.
you donât say anything but ruffle both the kids hair, causing megumi to groan, but tsumiki giggles.
âdo you guys have plenty of clothes? what about toys and proper food?â you ask the last part, looking slightly at satoru.
âoh um. me and megumi have enough clothes to get us by. we just use the washing machine a lot.â
you were going to kill satoru. how long has he known these kids exactly? and why was the only thing he seemingly bought them was ice cream.
your eyebrows furrow, pout on your lips. âwell thatâs not good.â tsumiki shrugs in response, not really minding.
you walk up to satoru, wrapping your arms around his waist, âreally,â he teases, âthe kids are right here.â he wraps his arms around you, holding you close.
it doesnât last for long, as you dig in his back pocket for his wallet and leave his arms.
âaha! got it. letâs go shopping for some new clothes.â
tsumiki giggles at the look of satoruâs face, while megumi grimaces, âgross.â
satoru thinks he shouldâve left those two in their dingy apartment. well not really, heâs more than happy to get megumi out of any zenin clutches, and keeping him and tsumiki together.
but in this moment, he wishes he left them in their dingy apartment. because right now, heâs walking behind the three of you, tsumiki holding your hand, and megumi walking slightly behind your legs.
he canât hear what sheâs saying, but he can see tsumiki animatedly talking to you, using her free hand to exaggerate what sheâs saying. he sees you reacting appropriately to each and every single thing the girl is saying.
he can also see megumi shaking his head at tsumiki when he disagrees with something she says. every time he shakes his head, you and tsumiki giggle with him.
but satorus fine, this will all be fine. eventually, youâll get over the novelty of cute kids, and go back to giving your attention to your cute boyfriend, right?
wrong.
itâs been four month, and the kids still have all of your attention.
the first time satoru thought he was going to get some alone time with you, megumi got sick with the flu. he assumed that you would give him some medicine and continue on with the date that he planned to last all day.
he assumed wrong, because the second you found out megumi was sick. you made the boy homemade oden. he was furious! the first time satoru got sick, you completely avoided him because you claimed, âmy immune system is as strong as ichiji!â
satoru only let it slide because the dig at ichiji was funny! but then he got upset again when you sent a digital card with a sad puppy dog on it saying, âget well soon, woof!â
not even a physical card! digital!!
he walks into megumisâ room, heâs lying on his bed with blankets covering him, a small wet rag on his forehead. but heâs not alone, youâre on the bed checking his temperature.
âhow are you feeling megumiii?â satoru walks in, dragging out the boys name. megumi groans and gives satoru a stink face, âeven worse.â
satoruâs face drops at your laughter. âbabeeee. itâs not funny.â he whines, running into your arms, wrapping himself around you.
you out satorus face away from his face, kissing his forehead, âwhat a drama queen.â you tease. satoru doesnât even mind, the fact that youâre giving him attention is enough.
âcan you not? iâm sick enough.â megumi whines, rubbing his face with his tiny hand.
âdonât be jealous megumi. i get alll her kisses and affection!â satoru gloats as he rubs his face against your shoulder.
the boy rolls his eyes, âyouâre not special. she kisses me and tsumiki good night when she thinks weâre sleeping.â
satoru gasps, âyouâre lying right?â he looks towards you, âtell me this booger eater is lying!â
you suck your teeth awkwardly and that tell satoru everything. he get up from his position form on top of you, and walks back slowly.
âi just- i just need to go lie down.â he walks away.
megumi doesnât care, rolling his eyes.
âcan we finish the story?â
then something similar happened with tsumiki. this was only two weeks of knowing the kids.
the kids get back from school, and tsumiki has a rip on her shirt.
âhey miki, câmere. whatâs that?â you ask, pointing to her long sleeve.
tsumiki looks down at her sleeve, shrugging. âi donât know. this is the shirt i wear the most so iâm not sure when this happened.â
tsumiki doesnât care, it doesnât bother her. but it bothers you.
even though you were able to convince her to let satoru you buy clothes, she still never wore them.
âwhat happened to the pretty clothes i got you hmm?â you ask, putting your hand against her face and rubbing her cheek.
tsumiki looks away, âiâm sorry. i just feel bad wearing it. you and mister toru bought us nice clothes and we donât want them to mess up like our old stuff.â
satoru comes in, âwhatâs this about old stuff?â he asks, nosy.
tsumiki looks close to tears, like the thought of someone spending money on her for things she wants is wrong.
âtsumiki is worried that she and megumi will mess up the new stuff we got them.â
tsumiki nods, holding a hand over her teary eye, looking down.
âwell thatâs silly.â
tsumiki freezes and looks up. âhuh?â
satoru just smiles and comes close to the two of you, crouching to meet tsumikis height.
âclothes are meant to be worn and loved. meant to be showed off to the world. whatâs the point of having cool clothes if no one sees it?â
tsumiki doesnât move, but you can see her thinking about it. âyouâre right! thank you,â she shouts your name. she gives you a hug, running to her closet.
satorus mouth drops. âyou??â
although you donât seem shocked, âitâs probably because it sounded like something i would say.â
satoru grunted, itâs not like you were wrong, he was thinking about what you would tell the young girl.
âwhatever,â he starts, âare you almost ready for our date?â he asks, wiggling his eyebrows oddly.
ânope.â
âwhaddya mean no!â
you smile at him, âtsumiki understands that the clothes sheâs given is meant to be worn, not preserved. iâm going to take her shopping now that she knows that itâs ok to wear nice things.â
satoru hated how compassionate you were. he shouldâve been out all day with you, spoiling you because he loves you.
but then satoru understood, youâre doing the same thing. youâre out here buying things and spoiling these kids because you love them.
satoru loves how compassionate you are. you probably wouldnât have ended up petting him take you out after all the (honestly, really embarrassing) rejections.
ok, tsumiki can have you, just for today.
are you serious?!
satoru has been needing some really one on one time with you, he was hoping that when he came home after his week long mission, he would have your undivided attention.
but when he walks in the apartment, on a saturday night, he sees the love of his life with her love of her life. well, loves plural.
because satoru comes home to the sight of you, tsumiki and megumi on the couch. youâre in the middle, tsumiki on your left, megumi your left. both kids have an arm wrapped around you, megumis face is in your side and tsumiki has her head on your chest.
the t.v. is on, playing some childrenâs movie, itâs quiet. he figures the kids fell asleep first, and you turned it down.
âso much for alone time.â he thinks.
his thoughts seem annoyed, but his face has a soft smile. satoru canât wait until the morning to see you guys. to see his family.
i feel for her at first sight but i also gave her a black eye đ 1,591 words!
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satoru gojo was used to the burden given to him by the higher ups, his family, hell the world. so when satoru started jujustu tech for his second year, he didnât expect for his heart to burst.
he stared at his underclassmen as yaga introduced them to him (and the others but satoru felt like seeing you was a gift, specifically for him).
he couldnât believe his eyes, you were the cutest girl he had ever seen, and heâs decided he was going to make it his mission to terrorize protect you from all the evil in this world.
including his best friend suguru geto, who clearly has his beady little eyes on you (he doesnât but did have the misfortune of looking at you for .2 seconds longer).
donât get him wrong, he loved his best friend, but if it came to it, he would fight to the death for your love.
then he hears it, âthis is nanami kento, yu haibara, and finally-â he said it, yaga said your name at it felt like life itself leaned in to listen.
shoko and suguru have already made their introductions to the underclassmen, but if you were to loo at satoru, well heâs just looking at you.
you stare back and give an awkward smile included with a small wave of hello.
satoru stands quickly out of his seat causing it to make a loud sound. he swiftly stands to stare once more before leaving in a clear panic.
yaga grumbles under his breath saying things like, âuselessâ and âi canât believe the nerveâ. to say he was annoyed, that would be an understatement.
suguru and shoko both wishing the three of you luck before you guys (you, nanami and haibara) go to your respective class rooms.
after leaving both suguru and shoko burst out laughing in the absolute absurdity in satoruâs behavior. like what the hell was his issue.
meanwhile, satoru is in the bathroom clutching his chest, heâs frustrated. not only did he embarrass himself in front of his new super cute underclassman, but heâs come to the conclusion that he can never look you in the eyes.
what if you think heâs a total weirdo for completing running away after a smile and wave.
holy shit.
a smile and wave was all it took to completely melt him. i mean heâs thee satoru gojo, nothing should faze him. and yet, he finds himself thinking about your smile. and your name thatâs almost as cute as you.
he quickly throws water on his face, along with giving himself a pep talk on how heâs the strongest and i can conquer all.
little did he know, that the underclassman he kept thinking of, yeah, well she was thinking of him too.
âwhat a weirdo.â she thought.
well actually, itâs probably for the best that he doesnât know.
satoru returns to class. and his plan is? pretend he didnât make a total fool of himself.
yeah right. suguru and shoko would not be letting him live that down for as long as they lived.
âso, where did you run off to satoru? because i must say, your exit was rather quick,â suguru says with a strong tease in his voice.
satoru groans before explaining, âwell, yâknow,â
shoko snorts with laughter at his âexplanationâ âyâknow? actually i donât know, and you know what? i donât think suguru knows either, so letâs maybe go more into detail, yeah?â
suguruâs eyes light up, âsheâs right, i donât know either. you should probably tell us everything and not leave a single embarrassing thought out.â
satoru has decided, he no longer loves his friends.
âdid you see the way she looked at me? i mean, did you think she thought i was handsome? charming? charismatic? strong? all of the above?â satoru asks. heâs hoping that his friends also say they saw the look you gave him.
âif you mean the look of disgust and distain, yeah i saw it.â suguru teases. âLIAR.â satoru shouts with a hint of fear and annoyance.
satoru couldnât believe his friends, they were supposed to tell him that it was love at first sight! shoko rolls her eyes, âthere was no look, no look of disgust or love.â
ugh, that was even worse, that meant there was a chance she didnât form an opinion on him, and if thereâs no opinion, then she wouldnât think about him!
it was then and there, that satoru gojo decided that next time he saw you, he would make the best impression.
and a week later, thatâs how you find yourself with a black eye.
it started when satoru needed you to think highly of him so that you guys would get together, and eventually married, possibly have a couple kids, a nice retirement. heâs getting a head of himself, but you get the point.
so he thought of the greatest idea. he was going to show off his cooking skills to his underclassmen (you)!
it took him a while before he decided what to make, but then it hit him, he knows almost nothing about you, how the hell is he going to know what you like?
ok scratch the cooking idea, he was going to impress you with his athleticism!
i mean look at him, heâs tall, lean with muscles, and handsome (he just wanted to throw that in).
he was going to go one on one in basketball with suguru. but he needed a plan to convince everyone, since it would be suspicious if it was just you, to watch satoru whoop ass.
fortunately for satoru, suguru was fine with a one on one. unfortunately for suguru, it would be the most embarrassing moment of his life (or at least satoru hopes).
shoko was easy to convince, as he promised her a pack of cigarettes.
haibara was also easy to work with, since he wanted to befriend everyone.
nanami was a bit trickier, as he wanted nothing to do with satoru, but an empty promise goes a long way. as nanami was told satoru wonât pester him for a full two days!
then there was you. yeah you were also pretty easy to convince, as everyone else already said yes and you didnât want to be the only one who didnât go.
it was time, the basketball game.
satoru and suguru find themselves in the middle of the court, while you and the others found chairs to put on the sidelines.
âyou ready to be embarrassed suguru?â satoru asks, looking him right in the eyes.
suguru squints his eyes, raising a brow, âbring it on.â
satoru has the ball, dribbling it around suguru. but suguru is no idiot, besides, heâs played with satoru before, he knows his tactics.
suguru is quicker, and steals the ball, going the opposite direction, and once close enough, shooting it into the net and scoring.
everyone watching claps politely, besides haibara who was convinced suguru was in the wrong profession.
satorusâ ears warm in embarrassment but itâs ok. because he had a plan. he saw a super cool move in an anime once, and was convinced he could do it.
all he had to do was throw the ball to the side of suguru, and since he wonât be expecting that, satoru will have the opportunity to run at the ball and grabbing it for himself.
it was going to work, because satoru gojo, well, he was satoru gojo.
except it didnât and heâs a failure, because heâs able to throw it next to suguru. but he doesnât actually anticipate for the ball to some how go off course??
and because the throw of the ball was so powerful, the balls off course detour, hits you right in the face. more specifically, the area where your right eye is.
satoru was just about in tears, and he was the one who threw it!
he quickly runs up to you while shoko is gently holding your face while checking your eye. satoru feels even more embarrassed because heâs crying and youâre not! you just slightly teary eyed, but other than that, you look bored?!
satoru calls your name, âi am so sorry, i honestly didnât mean to! i only meant to impress you so that i could have the opportunity to take you out afterwards!â
you look around shoko to look at him, âit seems youâve already took me out.â shoko snorts at your comment while simultaneously working to heal you.
satorus face burns with embarrassment, but he looks at you, and youâre smiling.
âi appreciate the effort to woo me anyways. â you start, âeven if it did end with a concussion.â your joke doesnât land well with satoru. as he pushes shoko out of the way, who mumbles a quick âassholeâ to him, and gets on his knees, as his crying slows.
âdid you appreciate it enough to let me take you out?â he asks shyly, although suguru and nanami would rather be anywhere else from the major secondhand embarrassment.
your eyes widen slightly, before responding, âyeah, as long as no dates end up in the hospital.â thatâs enough for satoru, because he runs outside of the gym building, before barley a minute later coming back with a suit on a hanger.
he waves it around, and says, âok iâll go get changed!â while quickly running out to go to his dorm.
the gym is silent, until the sound of sniffing arises.
âthat was so cute!â
âcommentary wasnât needed haibara!â suguru and nanami canât help but think.
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