I Enjoy Few Things

Wherein I shitpost relentlessly and sometimes dole out a dose or two of sass.

[reiner--braun]

進撃のシロクマ by カドワキ

[soundlesswind]

NNNGGGGYYAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[martymcflowers-deactivated20190]

[shihna]

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I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING

[crab-cakes-deactivated20220420]

I lied. This is it. This is the whole series.

[ienjoyfewthings-blog]

Yep. That's SNK.

[summerfinns]

[conniespringeryo]

this is a legitimate question and no i’m not stupid

how the fuck did we have time to build three huge ass walls if the titans were trying to eat us all? 

[deadsnapdragon]

#THIS IS MY BIGGEST SNK QUESTION

[ienjoyfewthings-blog]

Ha. Haha. HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHKAJS- Read the manga.

[1crocodile]

current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress

[ienjoyfewthings-blog]

This is confusing. My name is John Marshall and I do a double take whenever a quote by Chief Justice JM is referenced conversationally like, "Fuck you I never said that." I hit the brakes on my scrolling pretty hard at this post.

[batreaux]

you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son. “ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows 

[ienjoyfewthings-blog]

Holy shit this is going in a campaign i will run.

[ex-genius]

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

[champagnelassi-deactivated20230]

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

[regalbryant-deactivated20170306]

 johnnynothumbs:

the pessimist and the optimist

[kitrai]

Actually crying here

[bluebeans-moved-deactivated2015]

guys getting angry over free! anime

[bihanny]

#Oh I’m sorry you don’t like male fanservice??? Go back to the thousands of anime with boobs across the screen

[ienjoyfewthings-blog]

      This, of course, assumes that all men are of the sort which find nothing wrong with the scantily clad, fetishized way females are depicted in many anime, and that no man finds this sort of "fanservice" to be disgusting, tasteless, immature and invariably detracting from the work as a whole. As one of the latter sort, I find this stereotype pretty offensive. I feel that vapid, sexual pandering of any sort has no place in any story and is deeply condescending to the audience.       What I would like to know, is why so many of you ladies think taking this stance is acceptable. You ladies would rail against the vile double standard of men exclusively sexually objectifying women, but you take the very same blind, vindictive stance as though the inherent hypocrisy of this would somehow do anything other than perpetuate the ignorance and iniquity of our world. You know better than that. You cannot win the moral and philosophical battle of feminism unless you take the high ground. Be the better person, rather than simply seeking a world in which women might be the ones doing the subjugating.

[knightlypug-deactivated20240521]

Everyone always laughs at how Grunt buys action figures in the Shadow Broker Dossier- but let’s not forget that Shepard keeps 50 million toy ship models in their room.

[starbuckviper]

Liara walks in…

[knightlypug-deactivated20240521]

Liara no

[chiberstine]

[teenytomlin-blog]

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

[myxfunnyxvalentine]

No.

[jurassic-parksandrec-blog]

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

[ienjoyfewthings-blog]

Assuming you're standing in the room and that we ignore the question of how the light which we presume reaches our eyes enters this room in the first place; It would look like you. Any individual mirror you looked into would show a clear, ordinary image of yourself as per an ordinary mirror. Outside the edges of this image of yourself, however, would be a distorted mess of more of yourself. This field of hundreds or thousands of distorted, fragmentary images of yourself would fill the entire rest of the space save for -possibly- a few tiny spots which may or may not occur (depending upon the dimensions of the room, where your eyes are in the room, etc.). These spots would instead appear truly black due to no light ever falling along that particular path to your eyes. For even one of these spots to occur, however, is -extremely- unlikely, and, even if it did, it would likely be infinitesimal in size. These could only feasibly occur if the presumed light source was not uniform and omnidirectional in its emission, such as a laser.

[ienjoyfewthings-blog]

It suddenly occurs to me that Dishonored would have been just as good, if not far cooler, in many ways if Corvo, Emily, and Empress Jessamine had all been gender-swapped. In fact, the dynamic of a grizzled lady bodyguard, Corva, coolly dismantling the lives of those responsible for murdering Emperor Joseph Kaldwin (the father of her son, prince Emil) and kidnapping said son seems pretty damned badass. Particularly because if there is one thing that ain't to be fucked with, it's a child whose mother is essentially a female Liam Neeson. It's also reminiscent of a whalepunk Moribito: Guardian of the Spirit

[tastefullyoffensive]

Dogs from this year’s Creative Dog Grooming Competition in Hershey, Pennsylvania. [telegraph/via]

[the-omelas-kid]

donut math 101

[asgardian-poledance]

no michael, you don’t understand.

[corasharper]

[ienjoyfewthings-blog]

uuuuUUUUUUGGHHHH! I totally forgot she said this line! My feelings!

[gamesleaks]

Knack PS4 Gameplay

[coelasquid]

Oh my god you’re a little Katamari robot who runs around rolling in trinkets until he’s thirty feet tall and smashing bad guys

[ohdeerdinerr]

with beautiful graphics nonetheless

[ienjoyfewthings-blog]

Although I'm sure the devs likely went the more traditional route, I really hope Knack has that voice at all sizes. Because teeny tiny babby robot with gruff, sexy action hero voice.