[lmbibitor]

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[jaebird88]

[manaphy]

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

[syrenki]

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

[bismuth-soup]

Reblog if prev is a pleasure to have on the dashbord

[ohdeerdinerr]

[efedesexo]

Please stop asking me how I’m doing, I have no idea, I’m actually trying to ignore it

[mynowherenothing]

How I post when a cool mutual follows me back

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[solitarybrat]

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

[ohxxlapetitemort]

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

[distant-screaming]

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

[cursedtrekedits]

“And now we'll get what we want: a burger from the Five Guys restaurant. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved my entire weekend. And all it cost was one shuttle trip, $13.99, and the diet of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.”

[hackedhearts-deactivated2024111]

Why try to fit in when I can become the most offputting and haunted individual in the family bloodline.

[commonzinnia]

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]