this is so funny
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Yeah, if I was an Uber driver, I sure as shit wouldn’t be picking up any demons of Slaanesh and letting them into my vehicle.
Real fear and confusion
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this is so funny
(for context)
Yeah, if I was an Uber driver, I sure as shit wouldn’t be picking up any demons of Slaanesh and letting them into my vehicle.
Real fear and confusion
FUCK nazis in metal. I HATE YOU GET OUT OF THE GENRE!
all right, i’m gonna need the fuckers who tried to cancel jenna marbles to come forward right now. she’s quite possibly never uploading to youtube again because of this, and whoever did this is a grade a asshole.
you dug up old content that she has apologized for, held herself responsible for, taken accountability for, and has taken down. she has grown as a person over the last 8 or so years, and we all know how much everyone LOVES to bring up her fish tank apology as a way to showcase a GOOD apology.
she made feel good and silly content with her boyfriend and their pets. she painted jean jackets and hydro-dipped sneakers. she made beds and hands out of soap. she turned herself into a fucking disco ball and tried to camouflage herself into a fucking dinning room chair.
she admitted she wasn’t without fault, that her past was indeed filled with problematic content, and she owned up to it. and she bettered herself. isn’t that what you wanted? you want to cancel people so bad, but you don’t want to give them the space, time, and encouragement to grow from their mistakes. and if they do try to do better, well, to you, that’s not good enough. they didn’t try hard enough. to that, i say fuck you.
she had a great community of fans that loved her. fuck, people just gravitated towards her. she’s been a great friend to so many, and she even went to safiya nygaard’s wedding last year. people love her, people care for her, and people have watched her grow into such a sweet and respectful individual.
and cancel culture had to go and ruin it. fuck cancel culture. if it was really about holding people accountable, you would call it ‘accountability culture’. but you don’t want to hold them accountable to the point where they become better people. you want to see them crash and burn, and never recover.
i know most of them are just literal animal combinations, but avatar has some of the best fantasy animal character designs i’ve ever seen
thinkin about turtle duck...........
Turns everyone into ((Bread))
Megoosta
Get that SHIT off my screen!!!!!!
Seeing a rage comic on 25th December 2019 is the worst thing tumblr has ever done to me
The best moments of this show are where Eric has realized they’ve gone too far
They deadass got a live bear….
This graffiti from Left 4 Dead
has been popping into my mind a lot lately, especially when anyone says “We are the REAL virus!”
my mom: comes home and puts the groceries down on the table really hard
me who knows exactly whats coming:
parent: comes home and slams the door with more force than usual
me:
my mom: stands on the porch with her arms crossed with that im very angry at you face tm on me already knowing what she is going to yell at me for:
my mom: walks with heavy steps through the house.
me:
my mom : walks loud & fast in the hallway towards my room
me :
Ya’ll, uuuh, I think, maybe, your home life might not have been so super healthy.... ?
yes thats the point.
That's exactly the point.
"yall know this isnt normal right?"
the hag in folklore actually is symbolic of men being afraid that when women get older we’ll realize how shit they really are and eat them which is fair and they should be
How to deal with maga protesters 😂
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
2019 Fashion year in review. (via @rover_thecat)
That mouse necklace!
That is a cat with a LOT of affection for the person holding the camera
I tried to be funny when @elasticpoodle came to visit and the game decided to punish me for my sins.
I tried to be funny when @elasticpoodle came to visit and the game decided to punish me for my sins.
Reductress is the best site, no you can’t change my mind.
I was just going to reblog this, but then I went to the site and now I’m wheezing:
It Takes a Village to Eat My Ass