THAT Bitch

Always down.

[heartsl0b]

⍉ ventricle ⍟

[itscolossal]

Sarah Sze Implants a Fragmented Installation of Individual Mirrors in a Lush Hudson Valley Landscape

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

[anaphcra]

what if we kissed 🤪😳 at the mcr reunion concert 🤭🖤 (and we’re both girls 🤔👀)??

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

what if we kissed 🤪😳 at the mcr reunion concert 🤭🖤 (and we’re both boys 🤔👀)??

[berrymil-k]

what if we missed 🤪😳 the mcr reunion concert 🤭🖤 (bc were both broke 🤔👀)??

[misandristgod]

i cannot stress how much i want emo/scene to come back like ??????? cringe culture is dead and the rawring 20s are comin upon us lets fukcin go

[mirab3lle]

I think I just astral projected after reading the words “rawring 20s” but MCR didn’t set Danger Days in 2019 for nothing

[fairyw1ngs]

[systlin]

So I’m watching a documentary about Antarctica because why not, and just.

Folks from the English navy kept trying to get there via refusing to learn anything from people who lived in cold climates and just being like “No, no, we’ll just soldier on, sheer grit and will will overcome!”

And then starving and freezing to death because Antarctica doesn’t care a goddamn bit how badly you want to get to the south pole.

And then a Norwegian, who grew up loving cold weather and living with native arctic peoples, goes “Hey bet I can do it” and him and some other fuckin Viking looking dudes from the Nordic countries just saunter on up to the South pole and build a tent there, name it “Polheim,” leave a fuckin letter in it for Scott (the Englishman) saying “LOL beat you” and then saunter out like it ain’t no thing.

And as I’m watching, folks describe Amundsen as having a “one eyed intent on his goal” and I’m just sitting here like “Fuckin really.”

[systlin]

Scott, it should be noted, found the letter, went “WTF”, and starved and froze to death on the trek out because he still hadn’t learned a goddamn thing about surviving in arctic conditions by trying and failing to reach the south pole before.

[epoxyconfetti]

English exploration in a nutshell.

[systlin]

It should be noted that England and her colonies all were kinda bitchy about this too, sniping that Admunsen had “Unfairly” used dogs to pull sleds of supplies rather than hauling the supplies themselves, like Scott and his men did. Because Admunsen was smart enough to hire a couple expert dogsled drivers from Greenland to manage the dog teams. And Admunsen’s team were all expert cross-country skiers. Because that makes sense when crossing long distances in deep snow.

Scott and his men didn’t know how to run dog teams, of course, and refused to learn. They also weren’t very good skiers. Because you want to learn that while 200 miles from help at the bottom of the world.

[radicalposture]

when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves

[screw-gravity]

when the titles aren’t written in the same direction

[badjokesbyjeff]

What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work?

Kick them out of congress.

[mindflamer]

jeff takes a stand

[mama-angle]

Kill em, Jeff

[wherehavalltheflowersgone]

When someone is a Christian they are not constantly asked their position on the holocaust, the transatlantic slave trade, the extermination of Native Americans or any of the thousands of atrocities committed by Christians. So why do Muslims get asked about terrorism and Jews about Israel and are grouped in with specific bad people while Christians are not required to explain themselves.

[digby2006-deactivated20181220]

Now, there’s a thought.

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[thatsprettysicknasty]

goblin it is

[kaijuno]

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

[tsoki]

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

[airframeextender]

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

[lolotehe]

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

[officialweatherwax]

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

[black-geek-supremacy]

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

[paramud]

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

[kinetic-elaboration]

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

[itsthemissa-deactivated20260331]

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

[warmhappycat]

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

[c-bassmeow]

[afloweroutofstone]

I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it

[botprince]

So slightly unrelated but still relevant, generally when I come across an ad that just really fuckin annoys me for whatever reason I’ll go into Google and just type different variations of “I hate ‘x’ product” like 5 times until googles algorithm picks it up an I never see an ad for that product again. It’s amazing.

[reallycoolsoup]

Use that cooperate spyware to your advantage

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

the witch’s hat stays on during sex

[valtsv]

if i ever saw hozier live i wouldn't even know how to act i'd just black out and start levitating or some shit