[shonyah]

A Saviour to the people, only a lamb to fate.

[roycohn]

girlypop, my womanly biology is so ovulation! my female hormones are so baby bunny coquette core. it's very strawberry bow deer lana coded to make so horny when my virgo is in subservience. and what's more moon rising phrenology than that? give peter thiel all your data.

[titimylove]

op are you ok? should i call 911??

[roycohn]

girl dinner

[aletheyass]

i hate key cards smart keys etc they’re yet another example of technology removing the eros from every day life literally what’s a key without penetration

[shonyah]

gave up on that kiss for now, have a Vik WIP

[officialpenisenvy]

oedipus if he was a tumblrina: let's have sex with mama

[fakerosebride]

*world where freud is astrology* oh im an anal sadist moon

[potadumpling]

horny sleep paralysis demon

[galaxyspeaking]

Why can’t we just stay right here?

[starspilli]

man of progress

[fl3a-bag]

It’s their greatest invention as of yet

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

[valtsv]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to sadomasochistically torture fictional characters

[valtsv]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to sadomasochistically torture fictional characters

[spacefighter413]

if a number divided by itself is always equal to 1, surely this holds true for 0/0 as well

[spacefighter413]

l’hôpital

[fooliofailure]

bro thay put transgender in me

[fooliofailure]

you’re good queen. i mispelt “they”. Some kind of yrbasgender i am. i deserve to have it suques out of me likr a ksoquito

[godstiel]

Beating the alcoholic allegations by easily plugging my phone into the charger with no struggle at all

[evildilf2]

Gay Austin Powers would be like: yeah baby!

Moral of the story: gay people and straight people aren’t so different after all… 🙂