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FANDOM / WEIRD / VENT. I use she/him, and I ship weird things. These weird things will be tagged accordingly.

[ievanpolka]

18+ mdni • beware, mentions of: sh, suicide, ed, and other potentially triggering things

[ievanpolka]

Is woundfrotting a word

[molabuddy]

being too into a pair of characters and weird will get you thinking things like what if one of them was a rotting tree and the other was a mushroom colony growing on her

[koiagain]

STOP vagueposting TELL ME WHO YOURE TOAKING ABOJT PLEAAASE😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢pleas😢😢😢😢😢😖😖😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭ohmggof Hyperventilates and throws up and dies Unless everyone tells me who they’re talking about Whenever they vaguepost ever

[ievanpolka]

Have you ever seen a tanline so barbarious

[ievanpolka]

They Kill U If Ur An Indian Woman At An Indian Restaurant

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[ievanpolka]

I am writing a mitsukou kidnapping fic that I probably will not finish

[ievanpolka]

Girl, it sounds like you have aspd

I have really exciting news to tell you

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[ievanpolka]

Hello . What is it called when you are unable to form deep bonds with people and you also don't want them ❤️ And it feels like you are unable to Love normally and your strongest emotions are only Care and Appreciation

[ievanpolka]

when i was 16 i was jumped by 4 dudes for 5 dollars when i woke up from my unconsciousness i still had my 5 dollars my dignity and a traumatic brain injury

[ievanpolka]

minamoto siblings = incest babies

nene yashiro = child of divorce

yugi twins = their mother smoked and drank when she was pregnant with them

sousuke = Boring parents

[ievanpolka]

IS KOU AN INCEST BABY 🤔🤔🤔🤔 CLICK THIS LINK TO FIND OUT 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[ievanpolka]

I think Minamoto parents are cousins. Just because

[ievanpolka]

IS KOU AN INCEST BABY 🤔🤔🤔🤔 CLICK THIS LINK TO FIND OUT 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[colowallocakes]

regularly firing off shots to remind everyone around me that i do enjoy ~problematic ships~ like terukou and tsuchimane. just in case anyone gets too comfy.

[ievanpolka]

[ievanpolka]

unfortunately i am a sucker for the unprotected sex teen pregnancy trope.