[foodchewer]

imagine an ocean full of coca cola

[goldbussy]

is pepsi okay

[senhiime]

missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy

[yeezuschrist-deactivated2013070]

i accepted my dad on fb and now he’s commenting on my friends’ graduation pictures jesusch RIST

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[loukessler]

need me a freak like this

[douxkitten]

damn and they say romance is dead

[macaronkitty]

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

[iexpectthat-blog]

friend: why are you in a rush?

me: i gotta get home

friend: why?

me: i've fulfilled my quota for socializing today

[serializedcomics]

[racialized]

damn mom back at it again with the emotional manipulation 

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[acoolguy]

[david]

[gunsatthaphan]

FORGET ALL THOSE STUPID PRE-OSCAR MEMES, THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

[herbalfaun]

Are you ever just like wow I’d take care of you and care about you so hard

[timeaway]

I need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half

[willow]

im so sensitive i wasn’t made for earth

[sobeitjayt]

Dont you hate when you slip up and tell people ya business 

[totalariana]

I honestly can’t deal with second hand embarrassment in tv shows and movies very well I’ll literally pause it, internally scream, and come back in ten years

[unsanitarys-remade-deactivated2]

i hate meeting new people and them being like ‘oh ur so quiet:(’ like ????????? what the FUCK am i supposed to tell u jessica i dont even KNOW you