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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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welcome to faggot land it’s like candy land but gay
Where I post from
The many reincarnations of my blog
read "perpetrator complex" as "penetrator complex" and can't stop thinking
I have that too
every wall needs twelve more nails in it
...what were you thinking
Okay class now what did they name after Philip Farming
mmm not quite
they named the process of putting water in a container after him
I have a perpetrator complex
I hope you like global warming because I fucking did that
Up until the age of six I had four arms (4)
four of them (4)
but then now I have one (1)
please understand
I've never seen the light of day I glow big and bright and my mom said I'm a star I am entirely composed of burning helium gas
ohh i have skin cancers
I heard they put helpful skin cream in the slushies if you want to lather up grampgaur
my blog isn't shower thoughts unless there's something seriously wrong with your shower
do you think there has ever been a
time where someone said
"I need to know asap" and a$ap rocky pops in like
what hey here it's m
I'm going to be a cartographer and all of my maps will be schizophrenic
imagine your shock when one of them is a perfect layout of the dream you had last night
meningitis?
well please, doctor, point me in the direction of Gitis then
what is your favorite brand of cheap low-level canned fish I need to know ASAP or I'm Fucked.
I DON'T REALLY EAT CANNED FISH I'M SO SORRY. YOU ARE FUCKED MY FRIEND
OH WOW IT'S OVER WITH
come to my funeral...
bioengineering goldfish to dissolve in water
FUCK goldfish
whoosh gone you intolerable fuck you gone try breathing now huh
crystal cat crystal cat tell me your secrets
krystal cat: it's with a K actually
Spiderman type situation but instead of the enemy trying to turn into a lizard he's trying to get a rat dick so he can cum 7-8 times in a single session back to back
I'm going to bury you in confidential letters.
That doesn't mean you can open them thou
its secret :) shhhhh secret