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Read my various things

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welcome to faggot land it’s like candy land but gay

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Where I post from

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Classical music in the club everyone confused

“BITCH!!! We’re Bach at it!!!!”

Pure bass for 4 minutes

[ketsunamae]

posts that make you fishe

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At the afterlife all these fuckass souls like Oo ooo “I died of old age surrounded by those who love me” bitxh ass I got bludgeoned to dearh by hammers im objectively

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Held at gunpoinr but at leas im being Held

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Strong winds are nature’s massage

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Call me impossible the way I have perpetual motion

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I think about this post regularly

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Wail and vomit all over your clothing like an infant see where that gets you

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Yeah real smart buddy yeah now I’m in the pound I’m in the fucking pound yeah for dogs

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If I ever blink twice for any reason know that there is meaning

Usually eyes

Dry

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who needs this many shoes . is there something wrong with her.

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Donr fuckin Hey hey now I’m talkin to you look at me

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Why. Edframes look like that

Who the fuck is Ed

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Imagine having to deal with the consequences of your actions

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I will not imagine this. Gay boy gabig

What now

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The many reincarnations of my blog

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read "perpetrator complex" as "penetrator complex" and can't stop thinking

I have that too

every wall needs twelve more nails in it

...what were you thinking

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Okay class now what did they name after Philip Farming

mmm not quite

they named the process of putting water in a container after him

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I have a perpetrator complex

I hope you like global warming because I fucking did that

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Up until the age of six I had four arms (4)

four of them (4)

but then now I have one (1)

please understand