"Sadly, this is just bark."

Whatever🏳️‍🌈 | 24 | Dragon Age | Art | Things to make you smile | Masterlist

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[lesbianfujoshis]

living a monk lifestyle but like if that monk had a 14 hour daily screentime

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[glorioustragedykid]

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

[lustcannibalism]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

[jinxremoving]

i could recognize him by thighs alone

[keplercryptids]

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

[mutualcombat]

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[hirodraga]

Zevlor art made for @duckie19, thank you so much for trusting me with your ideas! As a zev thrutter im in absolute bliss to be able to work on this commission, thanks for your support!! :)

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[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[paragonraptors]

master assassin, amateur lockpicker

[64mpg]

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

[brambeag]

masking her scent before an arduous journey south

[rockshitty]

Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.

[apolladay]

USAmericans (and nonUSAmericans if applicable I guess) how many American states have you been to?

* just one (my own)

* 2-5

* 6-10

* 11-15

* 16-20

* 21-25

* 26-30

* 31-35

* 36-40

* 41-45

* 46- all 50

USAmericans (and nonUSAmericans if applicable I guess) how many American states have you been to?

just one (my own)

2-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

21-25

26-30

31-35

36-40

41-45

46 to all of them

see results

Voting ended onApr 25

[wrigglewormz]

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

[wrigglewormz]

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

[lesbinewren]

crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

[lesbinewren]

it’s really this at the end of the day tbh

[aishabellasbigblogofeverything]

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