[whitepeopletwitter]

[respectfulmemes]

[unbotheredmuse]

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

anyone else have that classic middle school experience™ where you lost a nice pen and you saw someone else using it a day later and they’d never used it before so you asked them where they got their pen and they hesitated but then they said “from my house” and you didn’t have any evidence so you couldn’t accuse them of stealing it from you but you always knew deep down

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[summer-rose-isms]

Chaotic good

[respectfulmemes]

[saddest-cat-hours]

Me on my way to eat your ass

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Was that caption really necessary

[whatspeaksofter]

IDK, but the music was

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Carly Simon writing You’re So Vain about such a specific man, yet including the line “you probably think this song is about you” so that if he took it personally he would prove her point? Unparalleled power move

[pippin-the-chicken]

[the-grand-elusa]

She just wants to be safe and warm!

[llove-you-always]

How many innocent cats have been lifted in the air because of The Lion King?

[thoughtsofdog]

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

[fake]

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

[heterophobian]

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[kjhgefyjwdnwd-deactivated201301]

shopping carts in random places make me sad

there is nothing for you there friend

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like

[not-humor]

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