OnFiction&Not

I live in the internet.

[high-quality-tiktoks]

feliz día de la independencia!!

[girlsaliva]

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

[bonusocean-blog]

Stop listening to folk punk

[boringkate]

Deplatforming is um when you take a goth girl’s boots off.

[afloweroutofstone]

Y'all can clown on the lyric all you want. The lonely stoner does seem to free his mind at night

[insomniac-arrest]

sick of pathologizing our favorite characters. “This one has anxiety, this one has ADHD”

we need to expand our diagnosis. Mario has acid reflux. that guy from Supernatural has herpes. Wonder Woman has a UTI. we have the power here

[wizardlyghost]

hey not to supernatural gif in 2021 but uh

[insomniac-arrest]

goddammit 

[tixij]

[onemillionfurries]

i love the old web i love the old web so fucking much i wanna kill algorithms and trackers and targeted ads i fucking hate the hellscape we live in now where every site has the same layout and the same "you can only edit ur icon, banner, and description" bs i hate that social media sites are literally built to be addicting i want to fucking kill mark zuckerberg for launching us into this shit

[onemillionfurries]

i see old web screenshots and i get violent sorry not sorry

[onemillionfurries]

like this isnt even just about social media. like even corporate websites like 20+ years ago were fucking distinct from each other. they all had their individual styles and stuff to actually do on them. like they were worth visiting in and of themselves

but now??? its all just the fuckin same shit

you tell me where one site ends and the next begins in these fucking screenshots. it's all the same. white background, banner with logo/product, 3 little lines at the top right of all the sites for the menu. it sucks. it just sucks so much man.

[onemillionfurries]

anyways everyone should make a neocities account and website. everyone should check out yesterweb.org and read their zines. everyone should learn how to surf the web.

im not saying yall have to quit social media right now cold turkey. i get it. it's hard when it's literally built to be addicting. im still trying to get off of twitter myself. but please just check out those links. you may find yourself a small respite that still exists from this late stage capitalism hellscape we find ourselves in.

[goodnigth]

i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access

[girljeremystrong]

why is this so funny

[ifahobbitdidcrack-positive]

"aye Tony, Get-a-look at this broad. Never heard squares and rectangles before."

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[headspace-hotel]

I immediately thought of these two

[canisalbus]

Nazar

[quote-bomber]

First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!

[solarmama-plantsareneat]

Colorized!

Guy On Bicycle gets so smeared he leaves his hat behind to escape!

All Victorian ADULTS. Awesome.

[atlinmerrick]

I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*

[fricktic]

made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

[sillayangel]

can i make a contribution?

for when the whole gang is being real autistic about something

[sunshinecassette]

For when you say something absolutely horrid in the group chat

[times-chu]

Three blind mice.

[ghostssmoke]

The Scribe

[explodingsilver]

I’m not autistic but I believe in their beliefs

[medusaesque]

[eternalgirlscout]

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

[adamtheredbeard]

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

[brutalistarchitecture2]

HAMMOND B3 ORGAN CISTERN by GABRIELLE CALVOCORESSI