Assistant Regional Manager

@ifarmbeets

“Once I’m officially Regional Manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified.” { Independent RP for Dwight Schrute from The Office. Multi-verse and multi-fandoms~! }

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verifiedslacker-deactivated2014

.. You know what? I think I got it. Oh, and uh.. did you get that e-mail from Michael? Y’know.. the one where he was going over what we’re supposed to be doing in preparation for Halloween? Kinda important, so.

[ which.. there wasn’t, obviously. but screwing around with dwight was a constant must. ]

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[ what email? michael sent jim an email and not him?! ]

Obviously. The theme this year is 'No Halperts allowed'. I guess you're not invited.

#hang on wait what #i think ur confusing me with someone???#also ignore text

verifiedslacker-deactivated2014

Oh, hey Dwight.

Didn’t see ya there.

ifarmbeets

Of course you didn't, Jim. I learnt a new move from my sensei yesterday -- it's called sneak attack. Only this time I didn't attack. Watch out though. There's a reason why it's called sneak attack.

#i dont even know what im doing anyway #anymore*

verifiedslacker-deactivated2014

Hey, uh.. just a heads up.

I’d keep an eye out for any flying beets.

ifarmbeets

#omfg #hi

youxforgotxthexpie-archive

"Dude..do you just want a spare gun? I’ve got an extra."

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"...Do you really? My God am I in luck. I was almost shot down twice this morning."

#omg hi

willstrayham-deactivated2017112

[Will squints, his brows heavy and furrowed over his eyes.]

Hiring assassins is illegal.

ifarmbeets

So is trespassing into a paper company -- I'm onto you. [ points a pudgy finger at the man's chest, eyes narrowed ]

#willstrayham #hello~~~

verifiedslacker-deactivated2014

I’m pretty sure no one’s gonna try to attack you, Dwight. And who’s ‘Monkey’?

ifarmbeets

[ swivels around, his face reading 'c o n s t a n t v i g i l a n c e' ]

--Don't be so naive, Jim. I know for a fact Creed's hiding a longsword under his desk. [ stares blankly over at Creed who is picking his nose. ]

[ looks back at Jim, alarm in his eyes. ] I didn't say Monkey.

#he he ehh e

... Damn it, I left my kunai at Monkey's house... I am now unprepared for an attack -- I must use the environment to my advantage. [beady eyes dart around]

#open #ic #dwight schrute rp #the office rp #dwight schrute

maimedlion-blog

"Assassin? Gods no." Already rather confused as to where he found himself, the notion alone of his being of the ilk that traded the death of another for payment… Just who is it that this strange man wish dead? "Where is it I find myself?"

ifarmbeets

Dwight tightened his lips into a straight line and suddenly looked away to Jim at his desk with a sigh. "Never mind. My timings must've been off.." He muttered disappointedly. "You're at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton -- are you a client? I could take you if you want.." He stole another resentful glance at Jim restlessly.

#no no no thats fine #writing styles to me don't matter #maimedlion