The Serpent and the Eagle

Bostonian in Manchvegas studying modern history (foreign policy and economics), English literature (Romantic era), and forensic science.

[anotherpapercut]

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

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he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

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I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

[seapunksundog]

okay

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helP

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WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

[muchacollins]

[veepoe]

Visit Original Link

[so-so-lovely]

HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP

JUST PRESS PLAY.

My soul is orgasming.

[tubmarine]

Put on headphones

Close your eyes.

[lap1sinth3sky]

The year is 2016, a new cult of Death Eaters has arisen and left Europe in ruins. You travel to London to find the leader and destroy the group once and for all.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[ifchickenslivedinvillages]

why it physically hurt to look at fassy

[ifchickenslivedinvillages]

I usually hate the activists on tumblr because they're 14 years old, reactionary, and/or unreasonable. I'm not a feminist because of a history of misandry in the feminist movement. I'm not anything, actually, because I don't want to be associated with a group that makes me look bad at first glance. But that's a self-esteem issue; if I was well-known in politics or entertainment for some reason, I'd be better at that. But as an everybody, there's a certain amount of self that must be hidden in order to secure a basic job and to simply function in society. 

But on tumblr? Sure, people can flame and be generally unreasonable reactionary 14 year olds, but beyond that, this community has no hold over me. They aren't offering me a job, they aren't spending their time with me, they aren't allowing me or disallowing me anything. The only thing they have is their opinion. And an opinion shouldn't stop anyone from being who they are. 

I've got IRL friends on tumblr, sure, but they're people I trust. They're people I'm willing to tell my url to. I'm willing to force upon them an excessive amount of Fassy. And, every once in a while, I'm willing to share with them--in a remote, non-confrontational, and optional setting--who I really am.

And who I really am would be considered "a mess" by normal society. I'm gender fluid. I'm pretty comfortable with that term, now. I've stopped putting my gender down on surveys. I want to be of the female sex, and I don't want to change that. But even though I look at some men with lust, I look at others with envy. Why can't I look like a male police officer, with wrap-around sunglasses and a button-down pulled tight over a bulletproof vest? At the fire department, I see myself as a brother, up until the moment I look down and remember that I'm not a "brother" in the slightest. I At the same time, you won't see me near a club without high heels and a sexy black top. I love the power and mysticism of femininity. I love feeling giddy when a guy shows that he likes me. I love the submissive tone of batting eyelashes. I realize that it doesn't make me girly or manly no matter what I do. Gender isn't binary; gender hardly exists. Anyone can exhibit any selection of attitudes and demeanor. 

And I'm done ranting. But this is all because a lady at my store told her son that he couldn't have a girl toy. First time experiencing it IRL and I didn't realize it would make me so upset. Gah. ALSO. ALSO. IT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL THREATENED. IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD FOR THE KID. DON'T MAKE SHIT ABOUT YOURSELF. IT ISN'T ABOUT YOU. IT'S ABOUT THE KIDS. THE KIDDDDDDSSSSAAAHH

[ifchickenslivedinvillages]

Gender Fluid Model

The beautiful Erika Linder has "too much imagination to just be one gender."

[lmnpnch]

[lupushominum]

Mads Mikkelsen in Charlie Countryman

[ifchickenslivedinvillages]

NIGELLLLL

[eltonhjohn]

thefullmotivationispeople:

Mads Mikkelsen as Nigel in The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman

[xshiromorix]

Always reblog Nigel.

[ifchickenslivedinvillages]

Always reblog Mads.

[ifchickenslivedinvillages]

If i changed my sex i would want to be called Charlie

I'm already Dylan but like dude if I had the chance to be a Charles I should probably go for it

[dorkdweeb-deactivated20140630]

First date questions: if you were a mutant in X-men who would you be

[ifchickenslivedinvillages]

i am

[xavierstea]

Do that again. x

[ohcarararara]

I have never seen a more lost, hopeless expression omg

[ifchickenslivedinvillages]

looking at michael fassbender gives me a stomach ache

and i think thats what real sexual desire is

[iwansfvs]

The Cosmic Collider

Link

[smallandtinyhomeideas]

I look forward to retrofitting high efficiency diesel hybrid engines in the future.

[ifchickenslivedinvillages]

Im not a hippie i prmise

[apitnobaka]

DO YOU WANNA DEFEAT HYDRAAAAA— ♫

[apitnobaka]

obviously (this) post started all. orz.

[apitnobaka]

 #it’s funny cos they were both frozen

[ifchickenslivedinvillages]

is men drinking out of a frilly teacup really sexy or do i just have a rarely documented sexuality like seriously its like i'm going to put my lips on the lips of this thin and flowery porcelain and sip my hot beverage