but imma use it tho

Hi im Chantel, Graphic elitist. Anime tiddy specialist,I can't dance very well snapchat :i3angz ,Twitter:@chantelworm insta: faqueheaux ,bi-romantic,Demi-girl, her/she

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[cursed-kat-images]

I now have all of my contacts pictures as cursed cats. For example:

Ryan I know you’ll see this and I hope you appreciate your new look

[illuminosity]

*procrastinates happily* remembers that i have Responsibilities *procrastinates uneasily*

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[ourspecial]

ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.

[foxpost-generator]

My job is done.

[homotology]

Same

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

booty shorts that say “i am indirectly responsible for verizon’s billion dollar loss” on the ass

[slimegargoyle]

*steps one degree of separation outside my normal tumblr orbit* oh wow you people are all out of your minds

[sartorialadventure]

This cartoon from 1959 really got it.

[garden--ghoul]

[ifckinghateskype]

Have u seen my blind biological son yet

[tooth4che]

@rouxls I MADE YOUR TEXT POST A TIKTOK

[doyouandbequiet]

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[thegreekgamer]

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

[sleeplessedenofficial]

envelööp?

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

[jumpingjacktrash]

i mean if you look at how npc’s talk about their pokemon, they’re service animals mostly. some of them are just pets. apparently they really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle other people’s pokemon for socialization, it’s like going to the dog park.

hell yes i’d be mad if i took my chronic pain support chow-chow to the dog park and some asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog enjoyed the tussle at first.

look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden. it’s not a special forces attack paras. it’s just a bug that eats dandelions. please calm down.

[maxknightley]

This is precisely why Cooltrainers are exiled to the mountains

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

If courage isn’t the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isn’t the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it

[oncemylove-deactivated20180625]

this is beautiful

[meanplastic]

me providing entertainment in the nuclear bunker when WW3 starts.

[milesgmorales-archive]

Little help? ↳ requested by @spidergirl7

[ficsinhistory]

[waj13]

I love the parallel between the way Aaron and Jefferson is holding up Miles…

Aaron: Swaying from side to side, holding miles legs by the front not all the way around his legs/ankles and miles having to shift his feet to stay steady.

(Is not stable for miles and not completely keeping miles safe and could get him hurt)

Jefferson: Holding still, holding miles legs by having his hands around miles legs/ankles, miles don’t need to shift to be steady. 

(Is stable for miles and makes sure he is safe and make sure he can not be hurt)

[why-bless-your-heart]

[devillicious]

I thought of something different when I saw this. Jefferson is steady holding Miles because he has experience in it. When he and Aaron were growing up and getting into trouble, I’m sure Aaron did the handiwork while Jefferson held him up. He knows the drill. Aaron is all shaky because he’s used to being the one up top.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[madamslayyy]

Women who don’t defend their daughters just to appease their husbands are traitors