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Hey, I'm all sorts of odd and still figuring out things for myself, but sup? Need an ear? I've got two, so throw me a message if you want for ANY reason. Name's Eli, btw. That's E-lie. Nice to meet you, lovely~ For little snippets of artish things-> Eli's Artbook Come join the Internet Masquerade!-> Click me!

[thewightknight]

[trapcard]

This bothers me for about 10 different reasons

[theguilteaparty]

So my mom told me a story...

Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week.

Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

So they made a special loaf of banana bread just for him every week, just for him to eat. Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him.

So anyways, they did this once a week from middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house (and considering there was at least 10 years difference from the oldest to the youngest, this was quite some time). So that’s like… 16 years of weekly banana bread. And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate the whole loaf of bread by himself.

That’s approximately 835 loaves of banana bread.

Now

Skip ahead a few years…

and they’re all visiting and baking banana bread and they start making a dad’s bread and their mom comes in, “I don’t think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!”

“What are you talking about? He loves banana bread! He had it all the time!”

This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the news that my grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being. He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn’t have the heart to tell them that he couldn’t stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret.

My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle man who absolutely hated banana bread but loved his kids so much more and I just wanted to share that with you guys. I think this story is just about the perfect example of the kind of person he was.

[theguilteaparty]

I just told my mom this had 1000 notes on it and let me tell you what

She had two responses.

1. Tell them about the mac n cheese

2. Tell me when it hits a million

mOM.

[asunsetdream]

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE MAC N CHEESE

[clippy]

[meadhouse-blog]

[squidyword]

[kimbleefucker]

Please watch this scene from InuYasha that was actually recorded and thought by a director “yeah, that’s good”

[cucey]

Look at her eyebrows the one on her right/ your left does a 360 hahahhahahha

[backtotheedwad2-deactivated2020]

Holy shit

[manic-pixie-dream-squirrel-blog]

when i was

[elitheradguy]

a young boy

[tylers-ukelele12]

my father

[manic-pixie-dream-squirrel-blog]

ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON.  HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING.  HE DIDN’T CUT IT INTO PIECES.  HE DIDN’T EVEN SKIN IT.  HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED.  I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE

[fall-out-boys-newest-album]

to see a marching band

[pharaohlaith]

[a-little-bird-things]

[tragiccottonball]

[tastefullyoffensive]

This is not a drill!

[enciele]

[redemptions-deactivated20170727]

#can’t wait for my turn#i’m gonna paint dicks

[snarkyryder]

and there goes the moment

[dickbiggerthantowers-blog]

idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me

[afrxpunk-deactivated20150813]

Can we talk about the wrench lmfaoooo

[jjsinterlude]

Lmao!!

[swamp-songs]

tips for what to do after a really long cry because you’re probably feeling all kinds of exhausted and drained and i don’t want that for you in the slightest:

take a shower and change all of your clothes even your socks and underwear. this is the first step to everything. 

pour yourself a big, cold glass of water and drink it. all of it. once you’re done, get yourself a refill. this will boost u physically and emotionally instantly please trust me.

grab a snack, something light that you don’t have to wait to prepare. i recommend a pudding cup, a piece of fruit, yogurt, a popsicle, or some crackers. 

get under the covers. turn on something - tv, a movie, music, anything distracting. or consider calling a friend or talking to anyone nearby, even your sibling the next room over!!

know that you are loved. you are important. you mean more than you know right now, more than you will maybe ever know. you are worth all the stars in the sky. you deserve to feel good. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

All good advice.

[charamath]

[candyviolence-deactivated201801]

Now THIS is art.

[karenhallion]

Have I reblogged this before. I don’t care, How absolutely amazing this is. 

[frostbackcat-deactivated2021031]

[what-makes-a-hero-deactivated20]

IT JUST GOT BETTER

[ca-tsuka]

"Disney Villains Perfume" by japanese artist Ruby Spark.

[shining-magically]

i saw that one was missing

[raveninthevoid-deactivated20240]

THE LAST ONE

[jonklassen2]

[gentlemanbones]

[dreadpiratecherry-deactivated20]

[was-fleur-prince-deactivated201]

I have no idea what’s going on

[pewterkat]

Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.

[moved-to-corpseramen]

oh my god

[ewaneneollav]

just found this comic i drew in 2012