This will all make perfect sense one day

Callie

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo

[iampsiu]

[poyzn]

[koki-kariya-personal]

Congratz marty

[misfit-freaks]

I am that bird

[usuallyxhungry-deactivated20161]

Marty needs a pay raise.

[fwuitgummi]

THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN” AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[new-age-conservative-deactivate]

that amazing thing is probably just having a cute fish on your blog

[just-shower-thoughts]

Before I die, want to hire some people to come to my funeral dressed in suits and sunglasses and do some like bizarre salute when they leave so people think I lived like a cool second life.

[4dr3n41ine]

please don’t cheat on anyone, they will never be the same. Aside from trauma you’ll affect their future relationships and cause them to develop severe trust issues against the people they come in contact with. It’s wrong and it’s evil and it’s not fair when someone looks at you with happiness and brightness in their eyes and you hurt them in ways they’d never hurt you.

[sn0veralls]

what a time to be alive

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

just fuckign kickstart greece

[degenezijde]

Link

[mumblingsage]

If you look at the reward allowances, this campaign is prepared to send every person in the European Union (503 million) a postcard of Prime Minister Alex Tsipras if they send in 3 euro.

[mumblingsage]

2 more things–

1. The campaign page is currently down because of, and i quote, ‘overwhelming popularity’. 

2. It’s all-or-nothing funding. Which means if you pitch in a few euro (once the campaign is back up) and it fails, you get your money back. If the campaign succeeds, you’re successfully helped crowdfund a country, which has to be worth a few euro, right? 

I may have talked myself into camping out on this page and then donating money to it once it refreshes.

[alltheladiesyouhate]

[coffeeandgrace]

People who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto

[meetzer]

[faithliesinashes]

I love this so much.

[cabernetsauvigmom]

As I get older the more I appreciate straight forward people. Like if you’re mad at me I will respect you if you tell me. I don’t understand adults that would rather stomp their feet and use passive aggressive behavior to communicate. Life does not have to be this difficult fam

[assholedisney-deactivated201604]

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[beyoncebeytwice]

when u make plans while ur in a good mood but then the day comes and you would actually rather die

[unpredicteble]

being the most liberal family member is exhausting but somebody gotta stay woke and look good doin it

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[3fluffies]

Dying.

[ciatri]

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.