I can’t find my headphones

Or my purpose in life

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

i hate barca.

its me

Your answer anon. + my siblings.

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

are you a barca fan???

I’m not really into into soccer, but my family is. They really love the Matilda’s. I’ve always struggled to understand the rules of soccer and how the rounds/ competitions of pro soccer work and run.

I think it’d be unfair to fans of soccer to call me a barça fan, but I enjoy watching them play and hope to watch them if they come here. Also, Alexia Putellas and Mapi. 🤗

Also, the fact they’re hated by people ik who love soccer, well that’s just a cherry on top.

[didalexiabreakupwitholgayet]

😮‍💨 these 🦖 still have it!

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

@jrdynn, you want one of these too?

[babyj-11]

no i do not kiwi

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

Sorry sorry. I meant this one

[didalexiabreakupwitholgayet]

😮‍💨 these 🦖 still have it!

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

@jrdynn, you want one of these too?

[space-oreos]

Wait can people see when you boop them ? Because I just booped someone like seven times I’m sorry 😭

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

……

[natsglorifiedsimp]

youre one lucky person if you know my face :)

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

Thank my lucky stars every night for your candids (and my m n m’s which are SLAPPING rn)

[natsglorifiedsimp]

Someday you'll find me in a casket

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

No thanks.

But if you do hypothetically die, I will hire a bunch of strong men to put like a 🔫 or something and stand around your casket and be like ‘you were amazing boss’. Just to make your family a lil confused and scared of you.

[natsglorifiedsimp]

😭😭😭😭

Where did you get that idea

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

Cant tell you boss. Might get me into some litigious trouble.

[natsglorifiedsimp]

Someday you'll find me in a casket

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

No thanks.

But if you do hypothetically die, I will hire a bunch of strong men to put like a 🔫 or something and stand around your casket and be like ‘you were amazing boss’. Just to make your family a lil confused and scared of you.

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

OH NAUR THE CONDENSATION😱😱

CLEOURRRRR🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️

-mystery soccer anon

The funny thing is we all make fun of that too….

Like in my dance class someone said no in a really Aussie accent and everyone said that….

BUT EMMMAAAAAAHHHHH

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

When ur entire family is now into hay day cause of your best friend they don’t even know exists….

@natsglorifiedsimp come get your people. I’m sick of my little sister begging for duct tape.

[natsglorifiedsimp]

HAHAHAHHAHA ILL GIVE HER DUCT TAPE OMG

YOU INFLUENCED THEM

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

Mhm. The dude that collects stuff with that milk tray has been dubbed Timmy. But Timmy is apparently a disappointment to his family as he does not find duct tape….

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

When ur entire family is now into hay day cause of your best friend they don’t even know exists….

@natsglorifiedsimp come get your people. I’m sick of my little sister begging for duct tape.

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

[aroace-ominous-threats]

Go in

[patheticwheeler]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

Can anyone explain why I was pursing my lips and humming in interest whilst on this website?

@natsglorifiedsimp and @jrdynn , this is interesting shit I’m posting about. Please use the link.

[natsglorifiedsimp]

DOGGO I STOLE

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

I like this one, personally I appreciate the fact he is looking at the knife. My favourite dog of yours.

[bobisek96]

Ahem it’s MY dog.

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

Bobi, do you play hay day?

[natsglorifiedsimp]

DOGGO I STOLE

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

I like this one, personally I appreciate the fact he is looking at the knife. My favourite dog of yours.

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

my fav kiwi🥝

I’m doing a puzzle. I love puzzles.

[ifolkloreforevermorei]

I love you

You’re alright too ig.

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]