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If Tom Hanks was unpredictable, he'd be Random Hanks.

If Tom Hanks went a' haunting, he'd be Toooooooooooom Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks.

If Tom Hanks was a dictator, he'd be Saddam Hanks.

If Tom Hanks was from Jamaica, he'd be Mon Hanks.

If Tom Hanks was a season, he'd be Autumn Hanks.

If Tom Hanks kept carrying on, he'd be Calm Hanks.

If Tom Hanks was a steak, he'd be Tom Flanks.

If Tom Hanks signed the Declaration of Independence, he'd be Tom Hancock.

If you made your own Tom Hanks, he'd be Custom Hanks.

If Tom Hanks played music, he'd be Honky-Tonk Hanks.

If Tom Hanks was a toy truck, he'd be Tonka Hanks.

If Tom Hanks was a school announcer, he'd be Intercom Hanks.

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If Tom Hanks got cut off while driving, he'd be Tom Honks.

If Tom Hanks had long, blonde hair and was giving you a Swedish massage, he'd be Tom Hans.

If Tom Hanks were a great explorer, he would be Toma Hanks.

If Tom Hanks were in prison he'd be Tom Shanks.

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If Tom Hanks stabbed people he would be Tom Shanks.

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