What? Oh Hell No. Hold Up... Huh. Oh, Okay.

Hi there, person. Hey, keep your head up, your crown is slippin'. Hi. My name is (Classified). I love music, drawing, weirdness, writing, eating, sleeping... Y'know, just... "Stuff". I simply adore funny stories, weird things that actually have some sort of hidden meaning, Neon Pegasus, Parry Gripp, Owl City, candy, a show called Hetalia, and YouTube. I hope to be a full-blown YouTuber someday. (I don't have the right equipment right now... FFFUUU--) If that doesn't work out, then for my actual job (YouTube would actually be just something to keep me busy, like a hobby of some sort...?), I'd like to be an animator/cartoonist, and make people laugh. It just seems like it would be really fun! Anyway, that's all for now. I hope you like my blog and click that little 'follow' button right over there. Just click it real nice-like. Anyway, bless your face. If you sneezed during the reading of this, bless you. Peace off. BOOP!

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

what even-

[yearofthe-flood-deactivated2020]

Holy shit, this is the greatest

[avaaste]

Okay, so, I’m running on the assumption that people are taking this seriously. If not, my bad. THIS IS INCREDIBLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED AT ALL This woman’s name is Amy, and she owns a bakery/restaurant called Amy’s Baking Company. Not only do they serve the customers store-bought food under the pretense of it being gourmet and house-made, but they treat their customers absolutely terribly. This woman once chased two guys out of her restaurant because they had decided to leave after waiting 2 HOURS FOR THEIR FOOD. SHE WAS PISSED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. IT’S ALSO PROBABLY GOOD TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN’T LET THE SERVERS HAVE TIPS, WHICH IF YOU’VE NEVER WORKED AT A RESTAURANT, MEANS THAT THEY GET PAYED FAR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE. AT THE TIME OF THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EPISODE, SHE AND HER HUSBAND OPENLY CONFESSED TO FIRING OVER A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES IN FIVE MONTHS. GORDON RAMSAY GAVE UP ON HER. THIS WOMAN IS NOT A FEMINIST HERO SHE IS A BATSHIT CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHOPATH IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, WATCH THE EPISODE ON YOUTUBE.

[justcomingalongfortheride]

Ok sorry for commenting but this woman really is crazy. I went there once and she chewed mmy dad out for “being incredibly rude to her and her husband” and things along that linebuT THIS FUCKING WOMAN OK. SHE WAS YELLING AT HER EMPLOYEE TO WORK FASTER AND TO STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND SHE WAS TREATING THEM BADLY SO WHAT SOES MY DAD DO? HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS “STOP BEING A BITCH HE’S WORKING AS HARD AS HE CAN GIVEN THE WORKING CONDITIONS IN SCOTTSDALE OK?” AND SHE WENT OFF ON MY DAD BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING A DOUCHE AND NO, NO NO NO HELL NO HE WAS NOT. YOU DON’T PUT YOUR EMPLOYEES DOWN IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS EVEN IF YOU’RE PISSED.

[illidanandcats-deactivated20180]

how can people actually believe this holy shit. Go watch the kitchen nightmares episode she is fucking psycho I swear to god.

[sushinfood]

Watch it here. LEARN HOW INSANE SHE IS. SHE IS HIDEOUS.

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

I almost forgot this lady existed Never forget this lady exists This lady is a horrid person Just take an hour of your time to watch the episode or at least some of it You don't even need to watch the entire episode tbh she's just crazy within the first few minutes-

[unfollovving]

IS THIS TRUE????

[vvitchofthevvilds-deactivated20]

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

[unfollovving]

 ???  ??????  ?????????????? ?????????????????????? ?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

[gaymerlvl-pharmercy]

Do foreigners not have this law??? Don’t you have McDonald’s too? You have to keep your Mickey’s card with you and scan it after you order so they know you got your mandatory ration.

[jennserr]

My dad’s vegan, has been for almost a year, and is still on the run from the law. I hope he comes home soon.

[fritokal]

Oh my GOD do you people not research anything. This is not true. Look, you can go to your local Agency of Meats and get an alternate card and not have to eat at McDonalds. You can go to Sonic if you’re in the South, or In and Out in CA. If you’ve got medical and religious documentation you can even apply for a conscientious beef objector status and switch to KFC or Popeye’s. Seriously you people who can’t be bothered to do this are making it harder for everyone else.

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

forever reblog

[forfuckssakejim]

That awkward moment when you don’t know the answer to your 5 year old brothers homework.

[forfuckssakejim]

the tags on this are beautiful

[adv-nt-rous]

okay but what is the answer

[carmillasleatherpants]

IS IT “HAD”

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

wHAT IS IT THO

[ruinedchildhood]

[herpowerisherown]

THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

best show of forever

[markiplierswhatifs]

Today oosh took some selfies.

Today Oosh feels pretty.

Today oosh wanted to share her face. Her single face on the day of love. I’m starting to love me? That’s good right?

Oosh out Thank you for existing

[jocelynstudios]

beautiful!

[markiplierswhatifs]

*epic major dork flail*

Thank you my dear.

Oosh out Thank you for existing

[dis-quiet-ed]

Perf wow

[markiplierswhatifs]

Ahh! YOU’VE MADE ME BLUSH!!!

[caelestii-e-deactivated20230612]

oh my god HOW are you so BEAUTIFUL????

[markiplierswhatifs]

Filters. Filters are my best friend.

[cocoflow3r]

Oosh you look kinda like the one lady from the Game Grumps. Her name escapes me.

[markiplierswhatifs]

Suzy? She’s gorgeous! There’s no way I do !

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

you are now under arrest for being really adorable OK now come with me please

[memewhore]

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

at least you have great creativity, friend

[moistyaoi]

My mom had an excellent idea

[kawaii-des-pacito]

This would definitely make people start panicking at the disco

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

did you just

[powerworm]

This is like a triple pun… how is this possible

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

nO

[dev-inactive]

au where nothing is different except the fanfiction that became a bestseller and got a movie was Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart instead of 50 Shades

[clemontuna]

oh shit

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

george your time has come

[thejory-deactivated20141123]

[thejory-deactivated20141123]

pitbull:

Back from the dead to tell you Never stop the party #dale

OH SHIT

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

wot

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

hi, Wilma intruding. Sorry for this. But can you help do me a small task. I made a quiz game on own Tumblr here and I would love if you could give a shot. Just for a second! Please? :* I wish to know if it works. Hope you do this. Thank you friend :)

Sure thing! I'll try it~! ovo

[thebossbaby-official]

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

FUCKIN REALLY I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE IN MONTHS I FINALLY COME BACK AND THIS IS THE FIRST IMAGE I SEE FUCKIN REALLY

[theclearlydope]

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

i have looked into the eyes of satan

[twenyonepilots]

Charles Ernest Cheese is entirely too sassy

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

You could be wrong, but you could say it.

[therefrigeratorlight]

[miellekingsleigh13]

the one & only Taylor Swift

[shakeoffthebadblood-blog]

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!

[liquid-pie]

I used to not really like her and I still may not be a fan of her music but as a person I am starting to really appreciate her

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

I hate her music but as a person she's pretty cool I gotta admit

[pissyeti]

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

[so-nature-deactivated20150528]

[ifunicornsruledtheworld]

yes