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#kidwithagreyhelmet #recording;#well cr1tikal's cr1tikal #what would you expect

"By the mighty shit of Santa Claus, of course." He lied through his screen.

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“Well aren’t you just a hilarity…”

#stoicsxldier #recording;

"That's my job, I provide the atmosphere and humor for this ragtag team of...whatever the fuck you're apart of." He replied with a shrug. The guy did look like he was wearing a uniform after all.

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"I don't know who any of you are, but you all look absolutely terrifying. I am shaking in my boots."

#recording;#stoicsxldier #theoldcrossroads #kidwithagreyhelmet

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"Do I look like Anthony Sullivan to you? Because the answer is yes, I do."

#blanks;#youtube comments;

"Alright, well, I’m done writing this. Well, that’s the end of this post, remember to rate the blog, comment the blog, and follow if you want to see posts similar to this one. See ya."

#editing;#recording;#self promo #this is my promo #goddamn #youtuber roleplay #youtube rp #youtuber rp #youtube roleplay

"Well, isn't this just fucking great? This blog is like a dead person's pissbag: empty. I gotta fix this travesty."

#recording;

> “Funny that you ask that, yeah,” he nodded. “I play video games on YouTube. Just for fun.”

"What a coinkydink, we're two of a kind it seems." The android responded, closing the web page so that is helmet was back to it's usual black. "I do the same; except all the money I get from ad revenue goes straight to charity."

> “That’s very true.”

> “Uh, Lee Baker,” he replied. “Who’re you?”

"You can call me Cr1tikal." He responded with a nod, still reading through the Wikipedia article on demon hunting. "I've heard that name somewhere before...you do something on the internet?"

> “Well, sir, I don’t like strangers touching me or my things,” he stated. “If you wanna be educated on the ‘art of hunting demons’, I suggest Bing.”

> Yes, suggest one of the shittiest search engines known to mankind.

"The only thing Bing is good for is finding Google." Cr1tikal replied, his helmet beginning to display the Google homescreen. Pretty soon, 'demon hunting' was typed into the search bar by an invisible keyboard.

"While I'm looking this up, who are you my fine client?"

> “Well, it’s pretty crazy. The visuals are awesome, the gameplay is fun as fuck—”

> He shook his head. “Why am I gettin’ into a conversation with you?”

> Lee was still pissed off at the fact that someone broke into his house and was inspecting his belongings. He snatched the DmC box from the other’s hands.

#dirtymindedandhavingfun #recording;#Cr1tikal is just not bothered by anything

Cr1tikal nodded in response, turning the box over and beginning to read the back of it. It seemed like something he should play for the show, considering the fact that it was just about demons; the more jokes the better.

Once Lee had snatched the box from his hand, the android looked up to him. "Well that was the rudest fucking thing you could do to a man. I'm trying to educate myself on the art of hunting demons and you're just being a jerk."

> “Touch ‘em and I’ll break your fuckin’ wrists,” he threatened.

> Nobody touches his precious video game collection.

"Settle down junior, I wouldn't want to have to report you to my supervisor." Cr1tikal responded in that monotone voice of his, clearly getting too far into the role. "I won't break anything, I have my own collection." He replied, picking up the box for Devil May Cry. "Hm, an interesting game you were playing...Any good?"

> “I’m gonna have to ask you to leave, ‘surprise inspector’,” Lee followed the stranger to make sure he didn’t do anything to his belongings. “Please, let me play my video games in peace.”

"Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to stay back and not interfere with my work. There is a certain amount of skill in being a surprise inspector, and I need my full concentration." He walked into where Lee had been playing his games originally, looking them over slowly. "Quite a collection..."

> Unimpressed and confused.

> “If I wanted an inspection, I’d call for one,” he frowned.

"Well guess what, I'm the surprise inspector; I surprise you with my inspections." The android continued to walk around the house, looking like he was inspecting everything.

In complete honesty, not even he knew why he went into the house.

> “…Colourful,” Lee deadpanned. “Seriously, what the fuck are you doing in my house?”

#dirtymindedandhavingfun #recording;#suspect cr1tikal isn't helpful

"Just admiring your lovely interior." Cr1tikal replied, rubbing the curtains. "Very nice, very smooth; you could get any woman you wanted with these curtains."

> He’d been playing Devil May Cry on his PS3, until he’d heard his window opening. He paused the game and glanced away from the TV screen at the intruder.

> “Who the hell are you?” he was oddly calm.

"Uhh...I am the magical fairy of chapped lips...go back to your game while I put lip balm everywhere." Cr1tikal responded, staring the man straight in the face and pulling his hood tighter over his head.